@nytpitchbot.bsky.social Hear me out “Ponzi deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom”

Going to a Michael’s on the morning of a protest was a mistake #nokings

Feels like something @theonion.com would be cooking up nowadays, but nope, nearly 20 years old

Excuse me, Smartwatch data? Why’s the data share agreement here?

love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives

I tried being non-woke when applying for my PhD #linguistics so I replaced "gender" with "noun class" and now I have a bigger class consciousness problem. #langsky

why are we paying taxes this year again

What gentle sunlight and polka dotted wing, what luminescent eye and noble probiscis 🌱 🦋 #moth #photo #photography #nature #fauna

What a great day to have a #caturday

“The relief ordered is too extreme a response”, I scream at the waiter as they bring my bill.

Checking out #knitsky for @kmapb.bsky.social. Looks pretty neato!

@kmapb.bsky.social my sweetest woman who is amazing at knits!