I love taking the lil red panties off the bologna, is a treat

Why did my sister say that my fugler looked like her lmfaoo

Bro im so fucking sad, maybe cheesecake and gummies will fix me :/

Can’t wait to be done with work so i can sob under the covers while listening to chasing rainbows by bring me the horizon

Honestly, I’m so tired of being the one that always falls first.

My tummy is killing me, Im not hot and have these problems, thanks for nothing jesus

Peanut butter chocolate chip cookies are so good

I better not be reincarnated in the next life, I cannot do this shit again

if you can have your soup in a bowl made of bread why can’t I have my coffee in a cup made of cinnamon coffee crumble cake

protecting my eyes from the horrors of the world

seek jesus. i don’t want you in hell with me

It’s so painful waking up every day and no one likes me, brutal actually

Men are so evil, they need to stay away from my soul (my arbys roast beef sandwich)

Im scared to post real pics of myself but i looked so good on halloween

Me trying to give myself a better day than i gave myself when i first woke up

Me when someone says stupid shit and it hurts me physically

I wonder what a hammer tastes like

throw sandwiches at nazis

How do you know if you have rabies?

I just want 2 hot men to kiss and have me be right in the middle, is that too much to ask for in this economy?

Im pretty sure i could beat up grimace in a fist fight

I think it would be lovely if a canes chicken catering van hit me and i got free canes for life

How do you fix anxious attachment style? Will watching coraline 30 times help or am i hopeless

I actually think im physically incapable of not being crazy

Going to see holywatr, can’t wait to cry again

Men will literally make you see god and then say they just want to be homies afterwards

Farting and calling it a hershey’s kiss from the back lips is crazy work

I’m cravinggg 1 million billion dollars

Listen, all i want is forehead kisses and listening to music together, is it too much to ask for during global warming?

It’s really sad how some adults have never seen Shrek

the sluttiest thing a man can do is relax my nervous system

Honestly makes me so so happy when people with scars are shown as getting tattooed, like babe, you fucking made it

Not ptv being played at sceenie weenie night and only like 3 people sang along, this is what’s wrong with this country

I am so happy all the emos that made it out of their depressive episode are still alive to see what emo nite is about

I am not sweet N wholesome, I am the mayor of Yapcity and a proud resident of fuck around and find out

Getting craCked for Halloween is my only goal for the holiday :))))

Don’t fight me, I will bite you and you will be upset after you end up liking it

I got told i shouldn’t get my hands tattooed as it’s a career-ender, I said, what career? Lmfaoooo

Pumpkin spice latte and baking chocolate peanut chip cookies and starting a new book, i love fall

Why is the fox from zootopia so hot, does this make me a furry? Please don’t cancel me

Very tired and exhausted all the time, what is this life

Was it casual to you when i told you not to kiss my forehead bc i felt it was something people did when they were in love and you did it anyways or

I’m such a lustful demon

I am a creature of the night

I knew my mom loved me when she gave me money to buy all of 30h!3’s discography for my birthday