Absentia is making Kash Patel's FBI look serious and professional. Investigate a case about your wife being missing? No problem. Who should we send under deep secret cover to Eastern Europe? Our most unstable agent.

Let them eat case. www.tomshardware.com/pc-component...

I've never seen a white man with a best of album with more than 12 songs. Step it up if you want to be the master race!

Soon to be North Korea levels of isolation. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Happy birthday across the dateline @andymascola.bsky.social .

Imagine giving a fuck what a average restaurant chain calls itself.

You have a fan base @eliotetc.bsky.social

El Mariachi. www.1news.co.nz/2025/03/31/f...

Well, that should be fine as long as nobody on Social Security has mobility issues or visual impairment or difficulty navigating online forms.

the stock market is crashing so hard today it resembles a SpaceX rocket

Show me you in a hat

My youtube page currently has 100 subscribers. If enough of you share this post I am confident that we can double that number in the next 24 hours! youtube.com/@filthyzines...

Any Wall Street or bank recruiter that doesn't work for JP Morgan is about to have a great year.

Don’t mind me. I just hate capitalism & I’m drunk.

Coming to a home office near you soon. www.theverge.com/news/2435043...

Columbia knows how to deal with gangsters.

Try to Google our customer service number.

Shout out to all the local Pakistani and Chinese restaurants and their staff who will be working Christmas. As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open." Respect.

So the FBI has narrowed the murder suspects down to people who were screwed over by UHC so like 300 million people?

Fuck Spotify.