I am waiting for my cats to stop yelling at me before I feed them, thinking that they'll learn that I am the captain of this house. But the reality is, they like to make me think I am, but I am really not, and I have thus already lost the game. I guess I'll go feed them and their dog siblings...

If you were given a full week off and forced to take it easy (re: don't get up too much) would you tackle your reading list? Movies? TV? Sit-down hobbies?

If I ever met Joe Shimoda IRL, it is going to take every inch of my being to not immediately start singing his name to "My Sharona" which I have done every East motocross race this season.

Cannot with the podium announcer telling Kimi to "say something to them" (or the crowd) after getting pole. Naw man, we just hanging here to look cool. We couldn't come up with a single interesting/interactive question for him?

It is 1:20 am, do your cats know where you are?

ER janitors are simply never paid enough money to clean what they do and anytime anyone should try to argue otherwise, they should have that ignorant human clean the ER waiting room bathroom. Full stop.

Had a moment earlier where I laughed to myself about how I always miss the Japan GP. Can never stay awake. Likely gonna catch it tonight, and while I will gladly welcome the entertainment, the reason why kinda sucks.

And yet another year we learn it isn't too bad a life to drive a Porsche in IMSA at Sebring.

I may have texted a friend we would see three more yellows in this final hour... I'm sorry if I'm right.

Estre almost didn't make it there.

Never forget.

Are the people who call the 911 a "9-1-1" instead of "9-11" also the same people who call it a "Porsch"? ☠️

would drinking a can of oil just be poisonous for a dinosaur or isn't it also technically cannibalism

It is sorta cute how the Porsche Penske cars pit together as a pair. Just near inseparable.

Seconding this. It's amazing to see what IMSA has grown into. I wish I had been able to talk about it (re: shout it out) even more at my former posts.

Also pro Sebring fan tip: if you want pieces of a car, you gotta do it before Sunday morning. However, you can walk around Pit Lane (also Sunday morning) and no one asks questions.

Should we petition Peacock for 1) better pit reporters/commentary for IMSA and 2) Maybe adding a woman or two to the mix? I really don't think that's asking too much.

The happier Wayne Taylor in this NBC interview is the Wayne Taylor (personality-wise) I interviewed a couple years back, and it's always sweet to hear him talk about non-team logistics and just be Wayne, reminiscing.

Heinrich is such a good dude. I know he's got a big international career ahead of him, but I'd love for him to become a real superstar here in the US.

"I lay here now?"

The Ferrari is holding a flattened stance like my dogs after a long walk--just splayed and defeated.

Anyone else's Peacock feed struggling (freezing) and we're just about two hours in?

I feel like that last corner takes an LMP2 sacrifice at least once a year.

Weird BTS stories from my IMSA reporting days: Was at Road Atlanta with Cadillac as a race fan, and as we were leaving, blocked Wayne Taylor from leaving the track. Thought he got a look at us and desperately hoped he didn't remember us when I went to interview him the following year. 😅

I feel like Porsche could have had more fun with their 250 livery. Granted I know there's further commentary on that. But focusing on liveries: What is with all these OEMs and their boring Black/White with a *touch* of color liveries? They're race cars. HAVE SOME FUN/LIVE A LITTLE. *cough* Caddy F1

One FCY will beget another one. So... luckily this is a timed race.

While the 12 Hour is going on, I'd be glad to do a Q&A about my experience with the race and my duties over the years in the IMSA paddock. Spotter, fuel, tires, social media/PR, etc. Ask away!

Also, media tip: listen to the IMSA radio broadcast, and then you turn on Peacock (muted) if you don't/can't do the other trick I won't mention here but iykyk, so you at least have some visual, but better reporting. You're welcome.

So fun little fact on Turn 1, you'll see cars typically take two lines through this race, either hugging that inside corner tight or going real wide. Rarely the middle and if you watch carefully as to why, it's a bit off-roady with how bumpy it is. The car will skip along and wiggle all over.

This bumper of a first lap between cars and noting the 12 hours reminds me of a radio call for Le Mans at the start of the race where they reminded the drivers it is in fact a 24-hour race. This is half of that, so chill out my dudes.

Guys, guys, this is a 12 hour race. You still have 11 hours and 57 minutes to go...

These are getting crafty. The first picture was dark and involved my cat, I think. But this was the second one.

You don't really need the extra visuals to demonstrate how bumpy Sebring is on a hot lap. That camera is gonna bounce for everyone to see. Ooorrrrr just post a camera watching the entrance to turn 1. That'll show you everything.

Oh no, NBC already off to a good start calling it the Rolex. 🤦‍♀️

Happy 12 Hours to those who are celebrating, and may all those who participate respect the bumps accordingly.

We've kinda had a problem with people yeeting their cars into buildings around here. Which, is apparent on the news. This though is 🤌

I've spent the last four years waking up trackside this week at Sebring, and I'm not there this year, and it's so weird and I hate it.

Interesting thoughts on how current times or the *situation* the US finds itself in truly presses the need for more self sustainability, via clean energy: From The New Yorker - The Iran War Is Another Reason to Quit Oil www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

Weirdly excited to see one of these around in the flesh today.

Okay, I'm admittedly late to the conversation, but the Jeep Billy Big Mouth Bass commercial (that I clearly didn't catch during the Super Bowl) deserves some kudos, even if it's killing off a gag gift that was popular like 25 years ago.

Post a white car in your camera roll!

I know it's too soon to be impressed that a Haas car is sitting 5th in the points already this season. But I'm also going to be a little impressed that a Haas F1 car is in fact, sitting 5th in the points this season.

Did I win? 😅

You do not need the robots to creatively prompt you! Just try to take the most violent bite of yourself possible. Try to swallow yourself whole

My running app tells me getting back into running as I rapidly approach 40 would be easy and my body is very much calling its b*shit.

The sun was shining and I finally gave her a hand washing for the first time in a long time. We both needed a reclusive cold weather season, I guess?

international women’s day

More of this please. youtu.be/ZU_7tlOHOfI?...

Caught up on F1 this morning and at least one Cadillac finishing; especially ahead of both AM cars is better than expected.