hey all, A Thin Black Veil, a collection of short horror stories based on mormon culture, history, and cosmology is out on ebook and paperback! if you want to read it but you hate amazon and don't want to support them, no problem, DM me and we will figure something out. a.co/d/eVjvJjw

hey folks! big announcement! my collection of gothic mormon short stories is available to pre-order and coming out october 13, just in time for your halloween reading! if you're interested, please go ahead and pre-order and help me get into the top 10 for horror short stories!!! a.co/d/eVjvJjw

Moroni, ca. 421 A.D.

mike says I only come here when I need something (slander!) so I just want to say hello to all the beautiful people out here in blue sky and the real reason I never come here is because I'm scared and confused

hi! exciting news (unless you uhhh hate me, I guess)! I'm wrapping up the final drafts for a collection of mormon horror short stories that I'm tentatively hoping to have ready to publish by halloween. if you are interested in receiving an advance review copy, DM your email!

this is the greatest two line exchange of all time

watching a bunch of barely post pubescent programmer dweebs dismantle modern society

okay since they’re gutting woke and DEI can we please do at least one good thing with this energy and bring back the dungeons and dragons episode of community and the two black swans episode of 30 rock

important to remember that all Sasquatches are Mormon but not all Mormons are Sasquatches

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rewatching season one of severance and Patricia Arquette and John Turturro’s performances are just so ridiculously good. Patricia Arquette in particular is just so perfect in every single word and look and mannerism, it is one of my favorite performances of all time.

there are some places you just have to accept you will never set foot. I will never see the sky over Oklahoma and I just have to live with that. I will never go there.

the main downside about Bluesky is that I am not able to bully Mike Lee here.

Switching between 3 books I got for Christmas: A City on Mars, a China travel book, and @nihilists4jesus.bsky.social's Corsair

Oscar worthy delivery of this line, absolutely extraordinary

Shoutout to my Mormon sister’s beverage fridge

“the hawk tuah girl has been milkshake ducked by her memecoin” i say as the neurologist schedules me for an emergency MRI

doubled the meringue. you can do that. No one can stop you.

this is the year I finally make homemade egg nog

today is today is a great day to buy a great science fiction novel from an author who will never be outed as a creepo sex pest, not even after he dies a.co/d/9QfF1re

the church should buy ad space in the previews before heretic like they did with the book of mormon musical.

is there any room on this app for a woman respecter?

I feel like no one over here probably watches sports but in case you missed it BYU beat Utah and I don’t want to exaggerate but I’m pretty sure I saw god himself smiling down on BYU’s players but he may also have just been laughing at Utah

making bread pudding IF that’s even allowed in trump’s America

in the next election I will vote for whichever candidate promises to give us a third season of dirk gently’s holistic detective agency

I love him

the problem with blue sky is that I’m a born and bred hater and everyone who inspires me is on Twitter. need to make more enemies here.

oh wait since everyone is coming here now I can be annoying about my book. “brutal and beautiful” (Amazon review) space opera by “one of the hottest dads I know” (my wife). on sale for one more day! a.co/d/4X7dOCA

I am not doing a job of becoming a blue skyer. I'll try harder. I published my book last week. if you love space opera, something grim but hopeful combing classic sci fi sensibilities with philosophy, theology, arthropods, and violence, please check it out: a.co/d/3cxA9i6

gunning for my next cancelation over on Twitter for saying that maybe secret lives of Mormon wives isn’t the best source of generalizable information about Mormonism

*me considering the lilies of the field*: you lazy assholes

over on Twitter they’re having a big debate over whether or not Churchill or Hitler was the real villain of WWII but over here I assume people are being relatively cool and normal

*ether coming out of the cave* WHAT THE FUCK GUYS

so is there a Mormon bluesky I can ruin