Ahhhh I really want to go lift weights rn but I also really want to go to the beach

Does everyone else report these interactions?

I’m just going to say it. I hate the new set of “The Bald and The Beautiful”

Had a nice walk by the lake yesterday. Had to get picked up and drove home because that’s too far of a walk for this man with a broken foot🤣🤣🤣

Happy "tRUMP Must Pay E. Jean Carroll $5.8 Million Dollars" Tuesday to all those who celebrate justice! 💰 👍 #Sexual-Assaulter-In-Chief

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Any bloomfs going to Spiritbox & Evanescence this week?

When you ask how old his pictures are and he doesn’t reply 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dodged a bullet with that one. You really shouldn’t be sharing old pics unless you still look like that. Like 2-3 years old is too old.

It’s creepy and weird to be an active participant in the surveillance state.

I’ve been scootering a lot since breaking my foot. So glad these exist even if they are super dangerous.

Woke up with a head ache two days in row since this

@bouletbrothers.bsky.social sleeveless tee at the gym

Wanda please save us

One time I walked my dog by a guy walking his dog who was wearing a Madonna T-Shirt. Our dogs sniffed each other and I said “I love your t-shirt, my dogs name is Madame X” And he looked at me like I was a crazy person.. As if he didn’t know what Madame X was.

Madame X is a prostitute

I kind of miss using Google search, but they are so creepy. Why do I need to be logged in to search diva? Leave me alone.

Stuart Price is afraid of danger Seeing people share album covers that he’s worked on makes that so clear Everything feels so safe and let me tell you I NEVER listen to Aphrodite because of that, it was such a disappointment after X, nothing experimental, everything calculated

Morning wood and X-Men 97

Didn’t go to any parties because I went too hard for Confessions II and broken foot but went up on my buildings roof for 🎇🎆and some asshole brought the loudest firework I’ve ever heard and lit it 3 feet away from me. I cussed him out and am concerned I have permanent hearing damage.

There is a height limit on Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift 😭

I think I did too much yesterday. Foot hurts

Confessions II

MADONNA

42/50 gays in this gym. Can we just blast Madonna on the speakers plz?

It’s sad to watch Sam Star on this season of all stars because she’s talented and capable enough to win but it’s clearly just not her season, and she’s going to compete again two more times before she wins

Watching the new X-Men 97 episodes, Gooning and wanting to buy all the action figures

The absence of Mirwais is impossible to ignore, and I’m not too impressed with Mr.Stuart Price’s contributions here but I do think he provides a template for twinks to age gracefully and still be hot. Madonna will always be goat. And i love everything she does.

I am still gay.

I should never have to wait 12 minutes for a train at Belmont

FUCK MY DRAG

Going back into the office tomorrow for the first time since breaking my foot. Wish me luck

Chat, do I like Olivia Rodrigo? This song is like a really good Chappell song.

Damn. Igor really killed Johnny Sprockets in Andersonville. Disappointing because Igor’s has REALLLLLY shitty customer service. I do understand the cute factor and I am a customer.

When I’m texting a straight guy my iPhone knows to change tea to yes automatically but leaves it for the 💅

Last day of pride month 🥀

In-home surveillance device, play Crush by Zara Larsson!

Strawberry Moon over Foster Avenue Beach

Idk who needs to hear this but slayyyyter is dropping more salt shed tickets! Go to her IG story

Just in time for tonight’s Strawberry Moon I present to you my new song, Werewolf It’s about boners, topping and being a big hairy man 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌖 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🌕🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌔🌖

SOPHIE fans be like my favourite song is good thing going on (demo 3) HQ

Carry me to the gym, bro?

Been wanting to go ride rollercoasters first thing every morning lately

Any Chicago Bloomfs have a projector I could borrow for a photoshoot? 🥹

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Bitches on the beaches looking super cute and freaky?

When you show up to the hookup in a chromatica sleeveless t-shirt And then they bring out the chromatica cum rag to clean up All is right in the world

Henny says: “Listen to SCHAMER - Sea of Tranquility”

Super Girl was fun. Glad that @jamesgunn.bsky.social made such a colorful movie and used some music by women. The foreskin cape on the collectible cup does not make more sense after seeing the movie.