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BayBayFriend
3 months ago
I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability
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"things that scare me" by neko case is an absolute banger if you accidentally start the record at 45 rpm
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when mom makes you go with her to the grocery store
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immediately punished for raiding my kid’s candy stash with the starburst snake eyes
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they’re calling it the clearest graphic of all time
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5th Square Advocacy
13 days ago
Absolutely deadly behavior causing another crash on Spruce Street at 5th st early this morning. This is on the busiest bike lane in Philly with over 1,500 riders who use it daily. We deserve so much better than paint and flexposts, we deserve real protection.
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1st apple pie in a while went well except for the side you mysteriously can’t see in this photo
13 days ago
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guy was trying to tell me he had a colicky baby but he said instead “baby’s got gout”
15 days ago
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the child is trying to summon an entity. not sure what kind
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there are cherubim everywhere for those with eyes to see them
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they should invent an apple peeler that doesn’t attack and kill you
19 days ago
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Holly Anderson 🍇
24 days ago
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Lou Reed Blankenship
25 days ago
When your wife walks in on you at 1:39 a.m. halfway through demolishing a box of Nilla Wafers and after she tells you she bought them specifically to make banana pudding for a housewarming party the next day
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Christopher Wiggins
26 days ago
Rest in power, Miss Major.
www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...
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Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, activist since Stonewall, has died
The LGBTQ+ community — and particularly the transgender community — has lost an iconic activist.
https://www.advocate.com/news/miss-major-griffin-gracy-obituary
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making sure father in laws basement is still up to code. thankfully it’s all good, the electrical bowl is functioning properly
27 days ago
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lyra met a horse named Hoover today but she’s calling him Mister Hooves
27 days ago
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as above so below
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27 days ago
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decided this was the year i was gonna earnestly and without hesitation root for the phillies. also some other stuff has happened
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hot ones but it's a bunch of different kinds of oatmeal
about 1 month ago
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phillies in 5?
about 1 month ago
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Carly Goodman
about 1 month ago
What are you making for dinner?
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(guitar intro from leaving song pt ii)
about 1 month ago
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umm ah ummmmmm haha hey
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about 1 month ago
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my enthusiasm for the phillies is never greater than when i receive the grungo law email
about 1 month ago
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Kiyone
about 1 month ago
lol
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mattie lubchansky
about 1 month ago
the NY public library selected SIMPLICITY as one of its top 10 graphic novels of the year :)
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NYPL's Top Ten Comics and Graphic Novels of 2025 | The New York Public Library
After reading over 300 titles, these were the favorites.
https://www.nypl.org/blog/2025/10/03/nypls-top-ten-comics-and-graphic-novels-2025?fbclid=PAdGRleANNCilleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABpyVlV-oqNBdCY1eVKIf66wmZgo5H9rqA2UHipPhvxRofLVXQY8bFhmJHq8r4_aem_SgCkL2P7JPQf3kCeveePGA
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A-Lister Crowley
about 1 month ago
hey it's bandcamp friday. check this shit out
candynecklacephl.bandcamp.com/album/no-lif...
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No-Life Low-Life, by Candy Necklace
14 track album
https://candynecklacephl.bandcamp.com/album/no-life-low-life
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bring on the dancing turkeys
about 1 month ago
that is a queens of the stone age fan
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father-in-law just dropped by the house to reverently but with slight distaste present me with half a bottle of CBD oil that he found at his house. been expired for 3 years "i don't know anything about this stuff" yes i 100% believe you sir
about 1 month ago
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donoteat
about 1 month ago
here in PA we have an UNLIMITED FUCKING MONEY CHEAT FOR ROADS THAT AREN'T EVEN CONGESTED and we're still starving SEPTA and if i said what i really thought about this i'd be arrested
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the sound this camera makes when it shatters is the most perfect glass breaking noise i've ever heard. delightful
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about 1 month ago
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Gillian Branstetter
about 1 month ago
Hegseth's grasp at macho militarism, including pretty explicitly calling for soldiers to commit war crimes, reminded me of Barbara Ehrenreich's reaction to Abu Ghraib: "It is not enough to be equal to men when the men are acting like beasts."
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alyssa mercante
about 1 month ago
I need to interview the woman who won an MK tournament while holding her newborn
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A-Lister Crowley
about 1 month ago
This is tonight! Hop on the 34 trolley to West Philly and see us play!
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Siddhant Adlakha
about 1 month ago
Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch
kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...
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Death Is Just A Change
David Lynch has gone on to whatever the next place is. I’m very sad about it; it came at a hard time for the city of Los Angeles, a place he dearly loved, and it’s hard not to think his change of cons...
https://kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-just-a-change/
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that thing where gun guys can’t stop putting more attachments on their guns but it’s me trying to put more accessories on my monitor
about 1 month ago
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horse calling the kettle black
about 1 month ago
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jean
4 months ago
God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
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seriously why are there 20 versions of factor meals for dogs now and all of them have commercials with songs that sound kind of like Keane
about 2 months ago
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what are you talking about no
about 2 months ago
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i promise i don't work for septa but they gave me free tickets to the 76ers this year, so either the odds on these are pretty good or i'm the luckiest. (it's the latter)
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about 2 months ago
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amazing seeing
@ekkoastral.bsky.social
opening for pup and jeff rosenstock in phila tonight! catch the tour if you can, the whole show rocked, ska was briefly played at one point even
about 2 months ago
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almost bailed on the
@ekkoastral.bsky.social
show because my friend did and it’s raining but luckily i came to my senses. they should invent a fillmore that’s easier to get to for me personally
about 2 months ago
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
about 2 months ago
I wrote about Caroline and two recent movies, "My Old Ass" and "The Life of Chuck," that reminded me of her determination to do the most with the time she had
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Live Until Life Runs Out: Two Recent SF Films That Embrace Joy in the Face of Death - Reactor
For Caroline.
https://reactormag.com/live-until-life-runs-out-two-recent-sf-films-that-embrace-joy-in-the-face-of-death/?fbclid=IwdGRleAM3wD5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHpP6CzspB0IXBUSSeu5CKorQM2DjSXlRgHbSDkcRxw6hONMcJXMxMiRxuxWZ_aem_6aYQO21BN4V3tzZ_zRzefg
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ump in the phillies game named James Jean. James Jean James Jean James Jean
about 2 months ago
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some of the noises they feature on mlbtv "baseball zen" commercials are absolutely intolerable. no one wants to hear stiff brush bristles against dirty home plate. this is not zen. others, like "spray bottle leaking from up close", are just very confusing
2 months ago
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2 months ago
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making a cake, normal kind
2 months ago
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i love that transit has everyone represent themselves with emoji but sometimes it’s not great
2 months ago
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