pluribus is an analogy for convincing everyone in the world to watch pluribus. pretty soon there’s gonna be like 11 people left that haven’t seen it and our collective societal peer pressure is only getting stronger

"Please don’t bring some big complicated board game to the holiday party again this year! If you have to bring a game, just make it something small enough to fit in a bag..." Arriving at the function:

wow they can make milk from like anything now

parents are failing their kids by buying them video games. they should be forcing their kids to develop useful skills instead (how to download console emulators behind the school firewall and run them off a Zip drive)

hanging out with linky

finally got a v5! i didn't video it so here's grace doing the same route. just imagine it way less graceful and you'll have the idea

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

two different people talked to me about this show at Quaker meeting today. literally no one is safe

gund snuffles

a dozen kids singing golden at karaoke and seeing 어두워진 앞길 속에 on screen is a really great thing to observe

new wave music is like “boop boop boop” and then someone has anxiety in a conversational tone. not sure i’ll ever get it

just watched a guy play games on his phone and chase two unleashed puppies around a south philly gas station for ten minutes. mercifully no casualties (deep sigh) go birds

learning that when you get a sleep study they just have you go to a hotel? im not sure why this is so shocking to me but it is

gonna go post with the commenters on ATK instead of here

Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9

doing an alley oop with the smoke machine going off probably feels like nba jam in real life

passed a guy on the street who had phone out full volume blasting old school tv static ???

friend says our metal crafted guy with a hat looks like curtis sliwa

any of them

Instead of a song being stuck in my head, today what's stuck in my head is the "fuck ya life. bing-bong!" pigeon video.

whoever invents a sound meter for sports games that doesn't break every time its used is gonna make a mint

me yesterday: these year end things are a scam designed to get you to advertise stuff for free me today: leta go cade horton

i think i’m about as ready as i’ll ever be

another casualty of the war on christmas

you get 1 guess what this product is. no cheating

does anyone have an air fryer that is: small/light enough to be frequently put away and taken out; somewhat cheap; and works good?

Feels really significant that the Trump admin is making a concerted effort to force colleges to undo policies that made campus safe and accessible for trans people, because for so many trans people college is the first place they ever get to be themselves.

good morning it’s pretty here

mentally adding a “Hero’s” every time

i went climbing so i need to shower. but im too tired from climbing. send help

If you aren't familiar with autism groups, this like the Abundance Democrats and the PSL put out a joint statement

i mean if it works that's a steal

when cassie leaves the house for three minutes

abc just showed the most my chemical romance couple ever getting engaged in dilworth park. god bless philadelphia

attempt at blueberry cream pie pretty good. forgot to take a picture til i cut it though!!!

a book that influenced me was the Choose Your Own Adventure black hole book with the "good" endings being: -stranded on alien planet with one other person -return after not finishing the mission and live out your life with Space Depression -decide you're too nervous and cancel mission

all the lentils stuck together after i rinsed them and they look weird now

it can be hard to pick just one slogan but keeping multiple always just sounds ominous

the joy of: noticing a bunch of ink on your hand but not knowing where it's from or what else you might have touched recently

coffee cake desires

i do not advise deciding to make rupees for a birthday party but it came out good. also cassie did most of the rupees

‘Death remains my intimate shadow partner. It has been with me since birth, always hovering close by. I understand one day we will finally waltz together into the ether. I hope when that time comes, I die with the satisfaction of a life well-lived, unapologetic, joyful, & full of love.’ —Alice Wong

Just an incalculable loss from which we won’t soon recover. Alice was the best of us and I hope we all do (or keep doing) the kind of good work that burnishes her memory. Fuck ableism. “Don’t let the bastards grind you down.”

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never forget

house has too many object

I asked ChatGPT to call the cutie store and no one knew you lol. But then I went to the cutie store myself and everyone knew you. What ChatGPT actually did was call the same Qdoba location 15 times and make outrageous threats against the employees that fell just short of actionability

"things that scare me" by neko case is an absolute banger if you accidentally start the record at 45 rpm

when mom makes you go with her to the grocery store