This is my trans agenda

sugar crush

people keep innovating on the sensory room idea but they had it down when they made theater cars imo

(extremely quietly) um do you guys get peacock. streaming. on the tv. no it’s not a tv channel i’m sorry

i know how embarrassing it is to make this kind of post but hearing third eye blind on classic rock radio makes me feel dead and buried

bartender ranking recent crowds: 1: furry convention (nice and big tippers) 2: bow wow concert (rude and big tippers) 3: business travelers 4: adults attending fantasia concert

presenting the all new chevy II corinthians

bink

ruined a lot of horror movies for myself because anytime a scary monster thing goes up i can't not imagine saying "hey man" to it in a normal voice

(walking downstairs to get a snack) oh hey

chocolate chip cookie for breakfast chocolate chip cookie for breakfast chocolate chip cookie for breakfast at ten fifteen am

that's right lucinda www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6c8...

burned a tray of my cookies

people are always using the present simple tense when they really mean to use the present perfect simple tense

lisa quit it with the humblebrag and eat your vegetables

oh good they got annihilation soap at the climbing gym

idk that you could torture me with it but one time a much older guy came into our college senior week karaoke party, performed a very aggressive version of “cumbersome”, and left. he shows up in my nightmares occasionally

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.

Venezuelan commentary of the last out

do the grapefruit halls vitamin C drops also mess with medication or

"these online quizzes are so silly-" (does good on quiz) ok sometimes they are based on science actually

delighted to report that when my kid turned 7 she became a complete angel. ok sure so we have a last minute debate every morning about whether cowboy boots count as winter boots. but now i only collapse on the couch some days

life insurance policy that pays out more if you've transitioned by the time you die. double enfemmenity

If you took your kid to the doctor recently for any reason, there's a one in five chance you walked away with an off-label prescription. Nearly half of all pediatric prescriptions are off-label.

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

oh my beautiful boy what have they done to you

cool sunset in south philly tonight

not sure ive ever seen a crowd as loud as the one currently cheering for taipei in the WBC. they have a brass band. phillies please change ballpark policy on instruments

seven year olds have access to a minor magic where they can instantly coat any object with grease or fruit juice. this does not require access to food to perform

LYRA: should i call my stuffed kangaroo Kanga or Tenga ME: i think probably Kanga

i like when my bus driver says Beep Beep to a bus driver going the other way it’s so richard scarry’s busytown

reading as much of paulina borsook's work as I can find online recently A) she was so right B) her book Cyberselfish is out of print and one million dollars on ebay and there are no copies at the library. trying to get a copy via ILL but if anyone I know has one please share?

just heard someone say "astromech" as "uh-strahm-ick"

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

if you spill a full 40 ounce carafe of iced coffee directly onto your wool slippers it’s soak with water, clean with woolite, then dryer low heat for like 10 min. in case that comes up for anyone

Mar 4 // Thrilled to collaborate with @sarahmackattack.bsky.social (artist, science communicator extraordinaire & "Philly's favorite squid scientist"): our ride is 1 part of her huge effort to sow native plant seeds across our city to restore native species & create habitat for local creatures.

no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit

just started and loving this so far

Philly, we have a good problem on our hands. We had TOO easy of a time distributing 10,000 packets of seeds. 12 bars & 13 distribution stations later, Poof! Wanna help me pack up more? Let's meet on Monday. I'll have free pint glasses in exchange for your help 😘 luma.com/q82nwao2

observe…the deadly dogsnail

due to one to several technical errors, I got to be in the pit for TWICE tonight and that was really fun

getting a little sleepy and sneaking some mcr onto the dinner party playlist

cookie cake for breakfast

A week ago I found out that the grant I was confident would fund our spring mural will not, bc we're 2 blocks too deep into Kensington. This STINKS. This project rocks bc it's community driven, biodiversity-focused (& more! read on!) We're raising money to make it happen givebutter.com/KenzoMural

My brain every time the weather forecast talks about bombogenesis:

took a BLIZZARD WALK out on the parkway, saw some things

attempting to make normal phone calls from the good charlotte phone booth

philadelphia sports

trying to find an interview i remember from 2005 or so where the lead singer of good charlotte or green day or sum 41 or ONE of those pop punk bands gets really angry and goes “don’t ever say we’re not punk!” at the interviewer. it rocked. it feels spiritually benji madden but i can’t find it