Sad I didn't get to go to the park today, the clouds were spectacular. ☁️☁️

@jimmykimmel.com should tell em to blow it out they ass... they made their bed, now tuck em in, and kiss em goodnight.. 💋

The phenomenon of having to pee right after you've gotten comfy should be studied 😖

Pretty little omen 🗡️💋

My mask kink fucks me up every Halloween. 🎃

I wildly underestimate how long tasks will take. 😵

And have 🤑

It’s honestly so embarrassing to have gotten to my age and not know who tf I am and what I like I did everything people told me to do, behaved how they wanted me to, I thought that I was supposed to and then I’d be happy but the result is I lost 15+ years of living my own life

In the rare space between two sleeps, where wakefulness meets up with grogginess and does the pee-pee dance. 1:09am

I want to gouge out my soft palette from how many times I've carved your name into it with my tongue hoping you'd hear my plea. ❤️‍🩹

I keep forgetting I can live however the fuck I want. 😜

I wonder what the world would look like if we all took up the hobby of sitting in silence. 🤫

I am so glad I don't like chocolate, cause the chokehold it has all of you in is DIABOLICAL!! 😵‍💫👀🍫

Feelin' myself, Won't be deleting. 💋✨

If you don't HAVE to use Speak-to-text, you shouldn't.. it's dumbing us all down.

I miss my cats. 🐈‍⬛🐈✨

We do not debate anyone's humanity.

How can I have overslept when I set my calculator for 6:00?

I better get up and go wash my face before I leave mascara skid marks on these people pillows. 🙄😂 💤

If bugs didn't exist, I'd sleep in grass.

NEVER AGAIN.

Today was so hot in LV omg! I don't know why I was even out there! 🥵 Oh, wait... It's almost as if this was the whole point! 🦩✨

Cut the TV off and pause all music! Don't move a muscle!! 👀

Finding out that 'Idiocracy' was a prophetic documentary wasn't on any of my bingo cards. 👀

Breaking generational trauma is taxing as hell but the end goal is worth it

I simply melt at the skippity-paps 🥹

In bed by 10 pm on vacation in Las Vegas is crazy work. 🛌💤

I need to find some grass to touch, lol there's none in my neighborhood just anti-human rock beds. 🪨

Short form videos will be the death of our attention span. 🪦

On vacation rn and as I lay in my deliciously comfy hotel bed, all I can think is... I miss my snacks. 😭

Goddess energy does not beg, or wait; It quietly attracts what is meant to be. 🌙

Unfortunately, You can't find unconditional love in conditional places. 🤕😪

I’m done arguing with MAGA supporters. If you still can’t see that you’re on the wrong side, there’s really nothing left to say. ✌🏾

The scariest thing about this administration is how quickly and gleefully it seeks to make lists of people.

Delightful deez nuts.

Happy Tuesday everyone! 💦💋🌙

I found something that works for insomnia! Get cold. stand in front of a fan and drop your body temp so you start producing melatonin. Helped me last night. Let me know if it works for you! #insomniac

C'est apres minuit, Bonne nuit amies! ♥️

1.17 mile walk before bed. ✨♥️

I hate that repetition is now the default in music. 🎶

They need to make this nation wide!

Unfollow every single person you compare yourself to. ✨

When the last cherry in the bowl is sweet and juicy and delicious 💦🍒 >>>

I've stopped chasing what has been running from me; mainly people and situations. I still don't know why I gave my 20s to a person who didn't even speak to me through them. You live, you learn, and then you grow — And I don't plan on ever stopping. 🌱♥️✨

It truly hurts when someone you loved pretends you dont exist. Right in your own face…

I make some of the most profound discoveries and have very striking realizations in the moments as I'm waking up. ☀️ Good morning though.

Betcha never had cottage cheese like this ✨🤤 I paired mine with naan crisps! mmm 😋

✨Glowing, Scripting, Feeling good ✨

When I'm around you you're gently resting on my mind; When I'm not, you're lightly floating above my thoughts. ♥️