At least we're not boring

At least it isn't boring

Forgot to pick up a fork and had to gingerly eat this lazer-hot pie like I was a vampire exsanguinating somebody hot-blooded.

I've picked up JP O`Neil's (ex red issue ed) latest book about United in the first half of the 90s. Should keep me busy over Christmas

Breathtaking

This Wolves team is definitely the first team you take over on PES career mode. Vornander and Costello bringing you home.

Yoro and Martinez.

Seems like the perfect game to give Mainoo minutes...

Wolves have started the second half like the first, pure school football and kick and run. Get 4/5 now

I'd be surprised if more than 30% of United fans would be sad by Ruben being sacked. I think a lot of the good will has gone.

Gotta feel for Amorim. All these games are getting in the way of the important training he's doing on how to play this fucking formation.

Bloody hell. Well done Bruno on recovering that 😂

Wolves are the worst team I've seen us play against by a mile. 1-0 home win.

Just send Atkinson home

I'm very happy that I've turned tms on and England actually had the understanding to stay in rather than silly business of the previous innings. Small hope we only lose by 5 wickets.

I've been listening to Mancunians by @arghkid.bsky.social and so much of it resonates even though he's slightly older. Going out boozing in the park/being out on the streets with your mates/school being rough as fk.

Woof

This England team needs to be disbanded. They're severely stupid players

Just brain-dead. Does Pope have no idea how to just be patient?

I'm proud to have been awarded a knighthood by FIFA last night. It's good to have finally been recognised by Infantino

Thought of a new drinking game. Every time Mitchell Starc gets a wicket you take a shot. It will mean you're hammered after 90 minutes.

Martinez for Shaw ?

Very poor 17 minutes, Man United.

Everyone's clothes seem too small for them in the sky studio tonight

Idiotic from Stokes.

Seems Remi Moses isn't dead. What a bizarre rumour

Improved second half but mainly because we took the few chances we created. It's a team that will lack consistency but hopefully will have enough to finish top 8. Very important win.

Wouldn't be surprised if Lenny Yoro gets a little break the next few games. He's looked a little bit off it and we're probably more attacking with Maz in that third centre back role.

Well well

The ref has probably saved palace from about 3 or 4 bookings

Well

I'd love to see the heat map of zirkzee and mbuemo's average position. The former has barely moved, the latter completely out of the game. This style of football nullifies our attacking players every time.

I think the worst thing about this Ruben United team is that we're just boring to watch.

Why do you get to retake it if it's a double hit?

I'm properly dismayed by yesterday. There really isn't a plan for the low defensive line and the manager is too stubborn to sacrifice defensive players when we need bodies in the box. Trisha and Mainoo barely look like players at the moment, terrible.

It is wild to me that the largest company on the stock market, one with such incredible prestige and a huge PR team got dog-walked here. Why would you EVER give this ANY oxygen? Now everybody is asking whether NVIDIA is like Enron! This didn't help at all!

Why is Bruno Fernandes still our deepest player

Zirkzee with one of the worst centre forward displays since the last time he played

What are we doing here? This is ridiculous against ten men

Gary Neville, you cannot slap people in the face on the football pitch you silly man.

That was seriously dumb from Gueye. Especially as Everton had started well

Can I just say that it's fantastic to see Liverpool being awful.

Absolutely fuming if you had a day 3/4 ticket for Perth and it's already done.

Travis Head having a great time out there.

Trump looking at Mamdani like he’s in an old Warner Bros cartoon and all he can see is a giant steak

Enjoying those lbw dismissal videos during the deliveries.

Already at the fourth innings at the end of day 2. Ridiculous

Every single photo looks like AI