Stormin Norman www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKi3...

I am... high. I ate and smoked cannabis. So I'm enjoying my high by watching this www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOMR...

Baked potatoes are my favorite vehicle for fats & flavors (I am 235lbs...)

A movie that takes place where you’re from (literally, this is my hometown and I was an extra, plus I washed SA & SK’s dishes lol)

Is there a way to force streaming services (today: @amazonprime.bsky.social Prime Video) to play the goddamn end credits as the filmmaker intended? I missed hitting the "hide" button so it cut from WEIRD SCIENCE to some random original show, and the 2nd time I tried it played credits at 5x speed.

thinking about this disguise George C. Scott dons in Hardcore and cracking up

Well that was weird lol

What's a good & free source for news? I used to rely on @cnn.com but they've decided to be greedy cunts

A former "literary manager" who I paid through one of those screenwriting bullshit companies to read my shit & talk to me has pivoted to being a screenwriter and JFC I wish her nothing but the same she provided.

I love trashy 70’s - 90’s thriller / horror / weird paperbacks. Just started reading this one I picked up for a buck the other day based entirely upon the title & cover.

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This thread = instant follow. Fucking hilarious. I wish I had the balls to do the same but the date of my vasectomy is visible on @letterboxd.social lol (NB: after 5 days recovery, zero difference, guys: go for it).

At my last job you were supposed to send an email if you were going to be late. These are some of my late emails.

I was watching a swashbuckling 1950's film and the lady lead was both gorgeous and a legitimately good actor. Was curious to see how she wound up, so I googled. "Died at the age of 41 from burns the day after a house fire."

Here’s the deal: His new name is Piggy. That’s what we call him. In every conversation. In every post. In every meme. Make it so pervasive that people in his on party and on his own staff start using it behind hos back and it eventually slips out at a press conference. #PresidentPiggy #PIGUS

I had never heard of Jabuticabas before last year, and every time I come across them on some post I just... it's amazing! A fruit that said "know what, we don't need to mess with special branches, let's just cover the trunk."

one argument thats always struck me as funny is the one about people coming to america to drain the budget of our many social services. such as free university, free healthcare, UBI, etc. you know, all those things we dont have

I've been a fan of Jerry Reed since the first time I saw SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT, and I've really gotten into his music. Just put on his & Chet Atkins' album SNEAKIN' AROUND and it is so gobsmackingly early 90's it's hilarious. Sounds like the end credits of PICKET FENCES or RED SHOE DIARIES.

My friend Mary from high school went as Colin Robinson from What We Do In The Shadows #WWDITS for Halloween and, man did she nail his energy vampire vibe lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXL...

As a man born in 1982 so I was 12 when FORREST GUMP came out, watching SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT at 43 is a very confusing experience. If you know... brother, you know.

I make no apologies for my weird taste in music. open.spotify.com/track/5iwqTb...

Why does he look like a character created by Kyle Gordon (planet of the Base Guy)

Costumes from 2024 films I'm still thinking about.

Related: I have a few things I want to write non-fiction books on, and one of them is Der Untergang. Yes I'm watching it again. And yes I could fill 300+ pages with my thoughts about it. It's a masterpiece.

Due respect Senator, your eight colleagues are one of the real dangers. We do not need an adjustment. We do not need a vibe shift. We need a complete rebuilding of the Democratic Party.

Creature designed by Screaming Mad George for the anime Peacock King.

I don't say this lightly, but as someone who has a fascination with the rise and fall of empires / nations... the United States of America has like, 5 years, tops. We blew our money and power on an impossible "war on terror," then re-elected a modern Orestes / Romulus Augustulus / Hitler.

Hello @support.bsky.team why has @sarahkendzior.bsky.social been suspended without explanation?????

#NSFW why is it content creators who discuss marijuana / cannabis constantly get censored or demonitized, but I'm watching a video sponsored by a plumber using a photo of a naked woman? (Not edited in any way)

My mom died earlier this year and despite the fact that I wrote a WHOLE NOVEL about a dead mother and trying to come to terms with it (involving switching across alternate universes), it did not remotely prepare me for the reality. It's a shit club I cannot recommend, the Dead Moms Club.

Last year, we lost horror icon Tony Todd. With his distinctive voice, he left an impact in films like Candyman, Final Destination, Hell Fest, and even Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. His final line in Final Destination: Bloodlines was his improvised words, knowing this would be his last role.

Think I'm gonna take the rest of the year off watching the news, it's too exhausting and frustrating. I'll be in the Fiction section if you need me.

I've seen stuff about the movie BUGONIA and thought it looked neat but kind of derivative of a movie I watched a couple years ago, SAVE THE GREEN PLANET!, from South Korea. Turns out it's a remake. Sometimes I'm slow. I loved the first, very curious about the new one.

This is why Mamdani was elected, and why the GOP should be deeply afraid today. Trump has done NOTHING to help the majority of Americans, he's just a sensitive soft-handed little coward who only cares about himself, and his Republican dogs need to stop licking his hand begging for attention.

It's giving long-bankrupt chain restaurant.

Jonathan Greenblatt declares war to the death against NYC. What a nutcase. In the meantime, antisemitism goes mainstream in the GOP, and Greenblatt says nothing.

Lairmore should repay the American taxpayers every cent his hurt little feewies have cost us.

I love bears but I’d love it if they left our trash alone. Third time in a week…

Rest in Peace Dick Cheney, tragically killed by a falling baby grand piano while walking down a street having never been held accountable for his war crimes.

What the hell is Disney+ saying here? I'm not getting anything for free from Hulu, I'm paying monthly for Hulu. This is such annoying corporate speak.

Happy Halloween from the Thing in the woods. ✌️💚🎃

I'm working a temp job at a certain Samhain associated seasonal retail chain (🎃👻) and we got robbed tonight. I went up to the guys in ski masks and asked them nicely to take the masks off, and... they did not, so I had to stay an extra hour to make a police report that will go nowhere. Fun times.

I love Lake Compounce and I love Blue Öyster Cult but: BÖC has more than one song! I’ve heard “Don’t Fear The Reaper” 5 times since we got here. Let’s have some “Veteran Of The Psychic Wars” or “Flaming Telepaths,” right @stephenking.bsky.social???