How come whenever a politician says that they’re doing everything to help us, it usually means that nothing is getting done and we’re all screwed?

who even has a hundred billion dollars that's not a real number

YES!!!!! Jimmy is back on the air tomorrow.

Nowhere in this long rambling answer does he deny taking the bag with $50,000. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

VICTORY!! Jimmy Kimmel is back This is what fighting back looks like ‼️😊‼️ www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/j...

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An independent Scotland could be a force for fair trade, renewable energy, and diplomacy — instead of being tied to London’s wars, austerity, and Brexit missteps.

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It was fun! Your style of comedy is so fun to follow. Your delivery is awesome.

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It's called a nanny, which he is trying to deport all of.

You aren't brave, you are a dumbass. Thanks for ruining America. #EnjoyYourRapture #PedosProtectPedos #donOldIsAPedo #donOldHatesUSA #FuckMagaNazis #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #MagaIsAMentalIllness #AmericanFascistParty #PABdonOld #8647Now #donOldMurders #BringBackGuillotines

So is Jimmy Kimmel's return tomorrow connected with the imminent Rapture? Is his second coming His Second Coming? Stay tuned! We'll be right back after these important messages!

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The president flexed the full extent of his power to give a late night show’s staff a five day hiatus.

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Tylenol should sue their asses off.

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'Dreams', with its unforgettable vocals, unique feeling, and timeless melody, is definitely one of my favourites from the amazing band Fleetwood Mac. #FleetwoodMac #Rock #RockMusic #MusicLovers #ClassicRock #NowPlaying #TimelessSong #ClassicHit #MusicHistory #Dreams www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgag...

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Pretty boy ♥️

Cum watch what @deanmichaelz.bsky.social did to my hole—I’m not gonna be able to walk for a week 😅

Dumbasses

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DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

In two weeks

ABC will capitulate again - this time to Kimmel Disney will capitulate again - this time to Kimmel Kimmel will require an apology and settlement and guarantee And then: Kimmel will open on Netflix

Gorgeous fur pie! 🥧🥧🥧

Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit

Score a victory for Kimmel against ABC, but many others have been wrongly terminated, including many faculty and staff at universities. These cases lack the attention of the Kimmel case but are essential for the future of free speech and academic freedom.

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