Hi, I got a haircut 💇‍♂️. Ok bye!!

Did my good deed of clearing someone’s leftover mess so I think I deserve a lil treat from the grocery store this morning

43° and we are opening the windows to air the house out and people are grilling in their driveway. You would think it was summer already 🤣

The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

Hear me out: mashup of GODDESS and Abracadabra

If you don’t chronicle the haircut, did it even happen?!

Spin class the day after leg day was a choice 😵

Last 2 days of Dryuary + airport lounge with free cocktails = a very unhappy Kurt 😫

Amazin’ Day was…amazing! And thankful for the massive discount on postseason merch 🥰⚾️🧢🏟️

I regret to inform you that I did not win Squid Games 😵

It’s a sad day when you realize that you’ve forgotten a significant portion of the choreo from a show that you were in. RIP Good Morning Baltimore choreo 😵😭

Going to the car wash and disassociating for a bit might be one of my new favorite activities 🫠

It was touch and go there but we made it to Friday!!

Haven’t had therapy in about a month and A LOT has occurred so he is in for quite the download session today 😵‍💫

Proof that I do lawyer from time to time (and that it’s cold AF) ✌️🥶

A bit late but 85+ hours later and we are done!! Also Daddy Louis can get it 😮‍💨

New year, new gym goers. Here's some tips that helped me along the way and might help you! A 🧵 -

A couple last ones for the road 💪 See ya next year 😘

Battling Sunday Scaries with Sunday Spin 🚴‍♂️

The emotional roller coaster of making risotto and ping ponging between “there’s not enough liquid” to “there’s too much liquid” has never lessened the amount of times that I have made this and yet it is always delicious 🤦‍♂️

I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year I will finish Metaphor: ReFantazio by the end of the year

Happy Christmukkah from me and Nestle 😘🎄🕎

I think I have determined that RPGs pair very well with IPAs for me 🥰🍻🎮

Not only am I working on Christmas Eve, but I also need to do my overdue Workplace Harassment and Cybersecurity training 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Wish me luck!

I was today years old when I learned that you cannot purchase beer from a gas station before 8:00 am 😡

Survived post-vacation work day (barely)

Vacationing with @mrstorm.bsky.social is my favorite activity 🥰

All my gym boyfriends have their holiday haircuts already 😍🫠

4° morning the day after your Caribbean vacation ends is a new level of homophobia that I didn’t know existed

1. Yessir 2. Absolutely 3. Don’t tell me what to do

Stingray excursion did NOT disappoint!!!

4,000 people on this ship and I keep seeing the same dozen

Vacation Kurt is in full force!!

It’s happening!!!

Finally seeing Wicked tonight send skeet

I mean, it was a pretty drive at least. @spiceboyjoey.bsky.social should be so jealous!

The remote start is coming through on this snowy morning while I get ready for the gym 🥶➡️🔥

Secured tickets for Friday at an independent movie theater!!

It is quite homophobic that our local movie theater is permanently closed and the closest Regal stops playing Wicked on Thursday and we were planning on going Friday 🤬

Where I have been since 10:00 am 🤭

Office is officially closed, Thanksgiving prep is underway, but I foolishly kept my 5:00 therapy appointment this week so I should behave with my cooking cocktails until after that 🤭

Saturdazzzz featuring leg day 🍑

Due to circumstances beyond our control, we can’t see Wicked for a couple weeks, but I want to listen to the soundtrack, but I want to experience the music for the first time watching the movie, but I want to listen to the soundtrack, but I-

Heading back!!

It’s a little homophobic that the only handheld food items from Panera are pastries when I am just trying to get fit for the cruise and need something easy & healthy to eat on my drive to work 😡 Give me a snack wrap or something!

Cold and rainy has got to be the worst weather combo ever 🥶 Either give me snow or sunshine if it’s gonna be freezing!

ANDY: I clarified your butter. ME: Ghee! Thanks!

Repost with a picture of your blonde era And my scalp is still recovering 🤣

Ah another RPG started, another extended period of time where I have 30 tabs open on my phone for tips and tricks, boss battles, and guides to character bonds and party builds 😵‍💫

Just had to defend the validity of not inviting family members who voted for 🍊 to Thanksgiving to a co-worker and kinda proud that I did that instead of just yes’ing them and changing the subject. I just wish it wasn’t in the middle of the hallway outside of the kitchen 😅