Saturday mornings are for travel planning spreadsheets

Officially depleted my pumpkin spice creamer reserves 😔

Coffee's ready

Navigating the backyard more zamboni than man

Secured the bag (Eurovision tickets 🎉)

Need a winter sport because what am I supposed to do for the next two months

He wiped the blood from his hand with a wince. But before it could #congeal, his skin reached across the wound to knit itself back together, leaving no trace of his culinary accident. The transformation had already begun. #vss365

Repping during reps

Good morning from me and my asiago bagel

He sat in the idling car, breathing warmth into his cupped hands. Ice crystals stretched across the windshield in an intricate #lace pattern. As the frost melted away, a face appeared in the clearing. He scrambled for the lock, but not fast enough. #vss365

Still drinking that iced coffee though

He traced the bib pocket of his grandfather's overalls, reluctant to pack another belonging. A small #pucker at the seam caught his attention -- a hidden compartment. He plucked out a crumpled piece of paper. Smoothing it out, the faint lines of an old map appeared. #vss365

Debuting the new background

Finished the first draft of a short story, and although far from perfect, it is done 😌

What happened financially and calorically this week can never happen again

The D in Disembarkation stands for Denial 🥲

4,000 people on this ship and I keep seeing the same dozen

Groovy, baby

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be a sleepy passenger prince

Soto is a Met. Eden's Crush is on streaming. I knew Santa was reading my letters!

Standing a foot away from the TV to shout at the game is my happy place 😌

The cheetah print Santa hat is on and the tree is going up

🩷💚

Mets home opening weekend tickets secured 🥹

Finally seeing Wicked tonight send skeet

Getting this home office together has me feeling like I should host a show on HGTV

🎶🪩💃

Maybe this will be the year I use an actual ice scraper instead of a random card from my wallet

With no escape, he slid off the chair and scrambled beneath the desk. Curling into a #tight ball, he buried his head between his knees, folding in on himself enough to disappear. #WIPSnips

I just put my laptop stand together and really hoping these two leftover screws are just extra

The game doesn't start until 8:20p which means I'll be asleep by the second quarter

Two weeks from today, I'll be sunbathing on Deck 15 en route to the Caribbean 😌

Golden hour hitting early

I left the house with my phone at 52% and I'm being so brave about it

How is tomorrow the last day of November but also how is it still November

Already thinking of tomorrow's leftover turkey sandwich

How does one spend football Sunday when their team has a bye week

Does anyone else just live out of their toiletry bag the week after they travel

Do yourself a favor and watch Christmas as Usual

Now why did I wake up to an inch of snow?

Nestle is at the vet, @dontbesokurt.bsky.social is at work, and the house is toooo quiet 😵‍💫

Officially sneeze and pull a bicep years old

Every morning, I wake up and hurt my own feelings by pressing play on The Notebook cast recording

Liking these longer cuts

Pretty sure the Cynthia and Ari version of "What Is This Feeling?" will fix me

If overusing the em dash is wrong, I don't wanna be right

Hair doing the little Jack Dawson swoop today and I'm into it

You know what day it is

These rewrites must have me locked in because why did it take two hours to finish this bellini

Need someone to make an early bird starter pack so I know who to bother