My size 24 jeans fitting lose

Me trying to impress Charlie Kirk trade

Y’all know I’m the first to lash on Taylor but… The Fate of Ophelia is excellent

Need to know what’s in the water in Uganda because…

I love instagram locals

When a twink chooses the wig instead of the gym

Guy I used to **** who is from JERSEY and moved to FLORIDA posting RIP NYC stories on instagram like girl you don’t even go here

Zohran actually thanking the trans community and not ceding ground on trans issues

Woke up in a panic realizing Zohran and I were probably active on Hinge at the same time and could have possibly matched…

MY PUSSY

IF YOU ARE IN LINE STAY IN LINE

Dems already sweeping… a libbing out today

No one: Ivy Wolk:

Going out w sweaty pec man on Sunday

PLSSSSSSS GKDJFJFKGKKG

I’m up

This being how i find out 😭

POV: You’re Dick Cheney waking up this morning

The man I went on a date w last night just sent me this I-

NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.

Lawyer man’s best friend who he told my tea to and showed pictures of me liked me on Hinge

The world is being run by the biggest fucking losers on the planet oh my god

New job pays better but has a significantly worse commute

The way conservatives are frothing at the mouth over fake Hasan shock collar allegations meanwhile Kristi Noem literally admitted to shooting her dog

Who wants to buy me a new work bag

There is a special kind of psychosis that happens when someone chooses to be transphobic because these nut jobs literally cannot talk about anything else once it takes hold it’s actually scary

Neeeeed this Eiffel Tower

Had my extensions taken out and I feel like this bitch

Eating a Waldorf salad

Not Taylor’s album sales dropping 90% I-

I can’t think of an album less deserving

They hating on pretty girls now huh

Me on national coming out day

Have done nothing but rot in bed on my phone all weekend

Poop fairy came to visit and left midway

Went out after the wedding and my feet were hurting so four different guys carried me on the way to the next bar

Went to a wedding with a bunch of people I went to high school with and ended up making out with two different guys and then went home with one of them and he ate my p***y

How it feels listening to Perverts in public

But is the album good

Put screen time limits on my phone

This dumb bitch

Went on a date with a man and literally did not even reach out to him after and days later he sends a text saying he’s not interested

Taylor’s album sounding like poop from a butt but were we expecting anything different

Guys they’re transvestigating Charlie Kirk

Willy Wonka:

Mind you he released this statement the day it happened

Lawyer man (who is still in a relationship) liked another one of my instagram posts