Yes. God anointed Trump to...build a ballroom. Among the most pivotal moments in human history.

Pens fans, toss Craig a few bucks to read this. The parallels between Meruelo and the Hoffmans are eerie, and I worry so much that this level of incompetence is in our future.

Anyone in the PGH area want a free, very nice, probably very expensive mens 3X hoodie? My former company sent them to everybody because they burn through VC money like water. It's olive greenish/brownish in an outdoorsy kind of way. Only branding is an "R" on the left breast. I also have (cont)

Microsoft software being bad at Microsoft software is pretty much just Microsoft software

Who is "we?"

So many pull quotes to use in Dem campaigns.

I don't know if an infamous draft dodger should be saying "we" in reference to Vietnam.

Um...I have friends who are cement...people (I don't know if there is an official name for them). Pretty sure this salary would come as a huge surprise to them. Rich folks don't understand real-life money.

THE BULLPEN CAUGHT OZUNA'S HR BALL WITH A CONE!

Yeah...I need to get out of my apartment. I've been telling them for years that the balconies above me and above my neighbor are rotting, and they've done nothing.

I refuse to believe that he is this dumb.

Happy Birthday to Stephen Colbert and me.

Did nobody have good civics teachers in high school? Does nobody understand how government works?

The Tennessee Speaker of the House will remove all Democratic Caucus members from standing committees and subcommittees as punishment for their redistricting protests. Democracy dies in Nashville.

They didn't teach posessive pronouns in Markwayne's elementary school.

welp

More of you gotta understand & sear into your brains that the current redistricting push isn’t a thing we should WANT Dems to do. It’s just a necessity to attempt to counter what Republicans are doing. This mindset is part of how we got here. Y’all never wanna address the root problems. (A thread)

Methinks the man doth protest too much.

He's writing midterm ads for the Democrats now, apparently.

Trump: "Americans' financial situation -- I don't think about anybody. I think about one thing. We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon. That's all."

The president’s mental health is a global crisis.

which means never.

I mean...come on.

GenX retirement plan: work until you die.

The late, lamented WQEX had some fun with the Vogons in two of their three sign-offs from the 90s. But watch all of them, because the story is worth it. (Man...I miss QEX.) www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1sn...

My knees and my back. (But really...MTV that had no reality TV.)

Nine times out of ten, "they didn't teach us this in school" is shorthand for "I didn't do the assigned reading".

I forgot what a good movie "Hugo" is.

To be fair...this menu sounds fancier than it is. But the optics aren't great. (Caprese salad is just mozzarela, tomatoes, and basil. Chicken Paillard is just grilled chicken breast. And panna cotta is basically Jell-o made from cream. The accompaniments aren't fancy, either.)

Yeah. I'm paying $5 for gas, but tell me more about your black granite.

I saw this yesterday, but I just noticed who was with him: Burgum, Homan, and Mullin. What a weird assortment.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

"Gunty described the Vipers as a failing organization to whom he tried to lend a 'helping hand.' He said they didn’t survive because they were a 'very, very difficult organization' that 'didn’t want to work with us.'" This was a nonprofit youth sports organization, not a business. Ridiculous.

50,000 on the Dow. Great. How does that help people who need gas to commute to work, who are seeing grocery prices rise with transportation costs, etc?

Yes, the pope really desperately wants Iran to have a nuclear weapon. In fact, he is planning to say just that ex cathedra so that it becomes part of Catholic doctrine. Sigh. I don't think he actually hears what he says.

...what a weird post.

You mean if we hadn't kowtowed to Israel and started a war for funsies?

Yeah...that's not a good thing. Except for banks.

Listening to an AZ school district governing board meeting where they are trying to remove the MAGA president, who has ruined the reputation of the district. Her biggest supporter on the board is droning on and on and repeating herself and making up numbers.

Even Trump doesn't like John Chayka.

DJ Sellout.

Cypress Hill as government...something. Sigh.

We are saddened to relay the news of the passing of former Pirates outfielder and coach Bob Skinner. Skinner was a member of the 1960 World Series Championship Pirates and a coach on the 1979 World Series Championship team.

The guy on the right would have been 100 today. The girl on the left will be 55 in eight days. Sigh. Time marches on. (My dad died 33 years ago. Sometimes feels like it was just yesterday.)

Uh...no. His people are just showing him made up stuff at this point.

They do? Does he me in fights? If so...not really. Either both guys are fighting just because it's expected for some dumb reason, so they just decide to stop, or one guy takes the other guy down and the linesmen step in.

...is that TJ Oshie?

We just going to ignore the lawmakers who were killed in MN, or the guy who tried to burn down the governor's mansion in PA?

Last time I want to a real restaurant, I did not have to show ID upon walking in. And I didn't drink alcohol, so I did not have to show ID at all. Weird how their only experience of restaurants seems to be bars.

...there aren't words at this point. Also, this is the thumbnail I see. It is awesome.