I just can't stand in the same spot for a long period of time like I used to.

🤙

I don't know how many more leg days I have in me

My leadership values? Integrity, confidentiality, and availability. Oh no that's just the CIA triad

Terrible day but I have a great community to lean on

People that came way after me kept going ahead of me and when I asked they said "well people have different lab types that need to be set up," 30 min later they called me back and told me the nurse in charge of my papers set them down and forgot about me.

Hell is a phlebotomy lab

Conservatives are confusing apathy with celebration

I love living in the city but my access to fresh corn is abysmal

Tulip does this but we never trained her to do it, I always joke it came "stock" lol

Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.

Why does going to the beach make me grapple with my mortality

I am an internalized drunk. If I'm too drunk, I stop taking and put myself to bed

I don't want to be skinny, I just don't want my thighs to push my shorts up in the summer 😭

Every time I try to learn Linux I feel like I'm standing in the orb of confusion

and thank you @validness.bsky.social for baking me delicious sourdough to eat my precious Saint Angel brie on

Thank you @corndogclaire.bsky.social for allowing me the opportunity for the summer tomato sandwich of my dreams. Fresh sourdough, garden tomatoes, dukes mayo.

"you're on Tiktok right now? You're hanging out with a lady at one of Pittsburgh's finest establishments and you're actually on Tiktok right now?!"

Back problems are a lifelong battle

Who put crack in the dukes mayo

IT'S BARREL AND FLOW WEEK!!! barrelandflow.com/events/

Recreating the feeling of walking up to someone in the office to ask a question by randomly calling on Teams. I'm a senior manager it's allowed

If I ever introduce myself as "<insert name here's> girl" and never state my own name, put me down like a horse

I eat sourdough like it doesn't take 24 hours to make 😩

If sanity is a priority for you, I implore you not to look at the nutrition on a mac and cheese box after you've already eaten the whole thing

Netflix show murder mystery made for women, standard chain of events: 1) really wealthy, strange family 2) outsider floats in 3) weird sexual stuff 4) introduces who we think is the bad guy 6) they demystify and normalize the strange family 7) reveal murdered is from the family, not the bad guy

The reason foods tasted better when you were a kid is because capitalism. They find ways to produce the product with cheaper ingredients over and over until it's unrecognizable, but it's a slow decline.

Embracing from behind at a Coldplay concert AS A FRIEND

Just killed a baby centipede then saw an adult one. Reclaiming the reign of centipede queen. I do not fear them, they fear me.

I'm sad to report they're ass

Still buzzing from @bsidespgh.bsky.social fr

Burning out

Please firework people, don't you know I'm tired and I have a fever 😭

Who in pittsec has a boat fr

Just a girl and her machete against the world

Emotional hangover

I'm too dumb to watch artsy films.

Absolutely furious right now

Amazon really needs to stop sending me father's day reminders 😔

seeing my international friends having a great time living their lives is like a punch to the gut. I'm happy for them but shit sucks over here

Let ME KNOOOW let me know!! Doyoulomuhthewayidowhenimlohvingyobodeh

Microsoft: our compliance check isn't actually a compliance check OK 👌

There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who like tomatoes and those who need to grow the hell up

Someone feral in me craves to know what a buzz ball tastes like

Baby the drugs are doing him

I hope whoever stole my package enjoys the four wide mouth mason jars

I might be ugly but at least I am my own ugly

I am so tired of everyone having the same face PLEASE STOP

Two down, two to go. State & local governments have an outsized impact on the shape of American democracy. They are the ones who run U.S. elections, not Congress or the White House. On Day 3, we turn to Allegheny and Erie. #VerifyTheVote #SecureTheMidterms #Pennsylvania

I'm tired of building healthy habits. I want good things to happen to me because I'm a genuine person with a good heart