My legs hurt from dancing for…checks notes…MONTHS without stopping.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen Pink Floyd (holo) Beethoven (holo) Dvořák (holo) Miles Davis (holo) Mountain Grass Unit

Bisøn 2045 Vol. 1 available on all BCIs at midnight tonight

He's a big fan of the @bisonjams.bsky.social record

2045 was such a big year! We played 106 shows on 5 continents and 3 planets! Loved seeing all our fans both human and non-bios! Happy 2046! Big things in store this year…

26 November 2045 NRG Stadium Houston, CUSA Set 1: Pearl

Pearl has entered the billboard charts as the top human record

Studio Cocaine Haps is better than I ever expected. Great mix of all the 5D elements and layers! So glad you guys finally recorded it.

Tracklist

What’s everyone’s favorite track so far?

Surprise album drop

4th studio album Pearl streaming everywhere at midnight

14 Nov 2045 Glen Helen Amphitheater San Bernardino, CA Set 1: Kazmattazz

Last nights show including that 14 hour Leader KD is uploaded into your CBIs right now. Just think about it and it’s there

Jeffener

13 Nov 2045 Glen Helen Amphitheater San Bernardino, CA Set 1: Spot the Jeffy

Wow! Unbelievable! Best game 7 ever? Austin Bats are World Series champs! I’m glad Quintanilla finally his ring after the Bats collapse in 2041

We have mutually agreed to part ways with our drummer. Looking for a human drummer

Stoked

What’s the use?

Bisøn shirts in the wild 🦬 @teesthatjam.bsky.social

That’s my jam! Feeling’ it!! 😂

Never forget when Spacegrass by Clutch was downvoted multiple times for songs about Palms. Never forget!! @bisonjams.bsky.social Is this classic gonna ever get the drug rug love it respectfully deserves in 2047? Do it!! lol No bad days!! @wysterialane.org

Malachite is such a gem

13 August 2045 EGH Pavilion St. Louis MO Set 1: Magdeline* *Goose

I hope you have the day you deserve

We love our “fans”

Austin TX Moody Center 1 Aug 2045 Set 1: Jacaranda

Is this @bisonjams.bsky.social ‘s best song?

Austin TX Moody Center 31 July 2045 Set 1: Dry the Rain* *The Beta Band

Me and Airborne Mike watering all the palms in Florida super proper! No bad days!! @wtedradio.com @aatgoosepod.bsky.social @bisonjams.bsky.social

🎶 Bisøn - Malachite Double Platinum (Front and Back) https://www.teesthatjam.com/product/bison-malachite-double-platinum-front-and-back/

Gorge Amphitheatre Quincy BC 25 July 2045 Set 1: Queen Maud Land

this is why @bisonjams.bsky.social sticks primarily to space

Just trying to enjoy my free O2 tank, mate.

Good luck spotting Jeffy at Herdfest! Initial reports have attendance at 225k plus 👀

Herd Fest!

Friday, 21 July, 2045 Herd Fest 2045 Libby, MT Night 1 🦬 Set 1: Spot the Jeffy

Stoked for this tour 🤙 @bisonjams.bsky.social @teesthatjam.bsky.social

13 July 2045 The Lighthouse Dive bar in Gloucester, MA Set 1: Fearless* Pink Floyd

Trevor Bass shades my brother!! Long live the mighty Bison!!

@dashbord.bsky.social 2045 🤝2025 No bad days! Futures so bright I gotta wear shades

Barclays Center Brooklyn NY 9 July 2045 Never miss a Sunday show! Set 1: Monsieur Mediocre(14) > Cancel Cultures(18) Flatiron Suites*(16) 1/4 Crow(33) Set 2: Bluebell wood & the search for birch (16) > Queen Maude Land (9) Andy sex(25 seconds) Cosmo Malishka(27) > Malachite(173) E: 822 *Big Wu

Barclays Center Brooklyn NY 8 July 2045 Set 1: Rochereau > Your Woman* > Pippin > Coffee and TV^ > Pippin > Bjorn > Bonnybridge Set 2: Manila Stubs > Ryan, Chris & Matt > Aago, Babe > Rudy Jam > I Have Nothing£ E: Bidi bidi bom bom% > Bonny 2 * White Town ^ Blur £ Whitney Houston % Selena

Barclays Center Brooklyn NY 7 July 2045 Set 1: Carnival* (9) Fyris Uppsala (17) > io (9) >Uppsala (5) Onyx (16) > Devuélveme a mi chica^ (6) > Jacaranda (11) > Baby Got Bel (8) > Jacaranda (3) *Natalie Merchant ^Hombres G

After 25 years of missing out on a certain bird band’s “summer” tour, I am finally cleared for the entirety of Bison tour!

Now that summer has officially started and ALL teachers are on summer break, we will commence our summer tour, starting tonight in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center @bdunn.bsky.social Get your holo passes at bison.re.holo.so