things get a little weird sometimes

for real tho we gotta do something about the cat whisker lights they are driving me nuts 😂

@mrjoshua.bsky.social you did it

Gettin loaded up for the big weekend 🫒😎

Do dogs get raptured tho? 🥺

Good stuff!

Page’s dad must be so pissed

ALBERTO FOR PRESIDENT

James Marsden is a criminally underrated actor

We are gonna sell a metric fuck ton of olives this weekend 🫒😎

IM SO SORRY @comedycharacters.bsky.social 😂🤣

Lonely Trip should get a gentle “play it, leo…”

Secured some bags tonight

FLY THE L MILWAUKEE BREWERS NL CENTRAL CHAMPS BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK

Joe Flacco might retire after today

AiT > DBK > Seasons > DBK > AiT is what dreams are made of

Man we are pretty washed. No one even picked up on the first four songs spelling “BUBB” but then it not actually spelling anything after all but it was fun while it lasted

I’m so proud of you Trey for not oscillating to the broadway octave during this Julius 🥹

Brewers win! Cubs lose! Phillies lose! Phish is good! Everything’s comin up Milhouse!

This is good

HELL FUCKING YES BREWERS MAGIC NUMBER FOR THE DIVISION AT 1!!!

FUCK YES WHAT A THROW MONASTERIO!

BRICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

first set 25 mins shorter than last night's 😅

the sound of an entire crowd discussing piss break/drink order simultaneously

wild thought but maybe a bigger presence outside the venue would be appropriate given last night's occurrence??

Moma Dance Possum About to Run The Well Halfway to the Moon #phish #pick5

a hot dog chatter in his natural element

Looks like we are gonna have plenty to discuss next week on my podcast LOT JUSTICE

got an extra GA pit ticket for Goose tonight if anyone is looking. Buddy's dog is sick and can't make it

NOPE

18 min set break

set II just gonna be one long Tweezer for 50ish mins

lol gonna be like a 55 minute set II tonight

no chance they end with Ya Mar, so this is gonna be like a 90min first set? lol

I got no answer but you've got no call I just can't compete with the weight of it all

😭😭

It’s raining donuts! Jon in the amazing “Doppler Donuts” dress by Lisa Simpson. 9/19/25, Hampton, VA #phish @lisasimpsonmakes.bsky.social

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you: raging to Phish at the Hampton Coliseum me: eating gummy bears at work watching Phish and pretending to do stuff we are not the same

FLUFFBALLS

Tweezer Birds of a Feather Suzy Greenberg The Wedge A Life Beyond the Dream #phish #pick5

Adele Super Bowl halftime would be extremely boring lol

upper midwest peeps, if you are looking for a fun couples/family outing next weekend (Sept 26-28), come to Cranfest in Warrens, WI. It's a celebration of all things cranberry, but also includes a massive craft show, dozens of food carts, and best of all you can buy Sex Olives from me personally!

I have a miracle for tonight — who really needs it?

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ICE continues to assault us. We are peacefully protesting. They are kidnapping and hurting us.

This is what it looks like when ICE violates our First Amendment rights.