During the Arcadia outro last night Sir Richard of Mitaratondonia threw down two absolutely ridiculous arpeggios that should really be examined by scientists so we can finally unlock nuclear fission.

Athens Thatch

Every other person in the crowd by that hulking behemoth of a man:

Someone call the national guard some sort of giant is in the middle of the crowd at the Goose show!

Just. So. Thankful. We. Are. Back!

Spinning my new copy of the OG Orebolo vinyl and I’ve gotta tell you, friends, Arise is one of the absolute best songs ever written. ♥️🔥🪿

Every shirt we sell comes in a white version for this very reason!! 👇👇👇

What’s the only thing cooler than a @teesthatjam.com shirt? A Tees That Jam shirt that your lovely wife turns into a sick Tie Dye! 🔥♥️🔥

Inside you are two chickens…

You guys. 72 hours from now we will be wrapping up new @goose-band.bsky.social

Yo @nugs.net is there a way to not have to enter my password on my Roku device every time I try to tune in? Pretty maddening! TYIA! ♥️

@dynastylegz.bsky.social just informed me this is an ad for this year’s Gonzo on FB and I cannot endorse anything more aggressively. But the ticket, take the ride.

More Americans have died in the illegal undeclared Iran War than died during the Afghanistan withdrawal that was portrayed to the American public as a presidency-annulling catastrophe for Joe Biden.

Just finished Peaky Blinders The Immortal Man What a graceful landing to what may be the best television series I’ve ever seen (True Detective and The Wire may have a word here). Emotional and hard and good. Also, a pair of Massive Attack covers, and more Nick Cave? Yes please.

One year later and Luna Luna undoubtedly remains the best live music event I’ve ever been a part of. ♥️🔥🪿 @goose-band.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social

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Remember in one of the behind the scenes vids from 2025 Fall Tour (I can’t remember which one) when Cotter is plunking out the notes to the beginning of Linkin Park’s In The End? I just realized that’s what Rick teases during Goosemas Arrow when it takes a dark turn. 🤯 @aatgoosepod.com

Irving, TX Flowdown planning is in full swing! 🛸🦢 We’re landing at @celestialbeerworks on 4/25 (1–5 PM) for a pre-show bash with @thefemmeflock.bsky.social ✨ Grab a special Goose-inspired brew and shop incredible vendors before the show! 🍺 More info to come soon 👀

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The real JotY started right about here. “We all want to be weightless…I’m just here for the Zipline…” 🦦 🐺 🐵 🐵 🪿 ♥️ 🔥

Of note here…this is the organization responsible for collecting taxes… i.e. the thing these slack jawed idiots in the GOP claim immigrants don’t pay. Hard to have data on tax*payers* but also not, you know, have collected taxes from them. 🤡

The MKE EMG is declining an invitation to visit the white house

Thanks for your hard work too, my friend. #FatheroftheFormula

Jumped on to vote for my personal JOTY and saw @rystorm.bsky.social had quoted @simturner.bsky.social comments and I've never been in more agreement. Absolutely unreal and a dragon I will continue to chase for a long, long time. ¡Viva MKE Madhuvan!

My son turns 26 tomorrow. 🤯 Short story in the alt text for those who want to hear it. ♥️

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

These stuffed animals after the medals are cracking me up. The ones for the USA will end up in little trophy cases, while the ones for Canada will be ripped apart and in the locker room trash can in just a minute. Amazing and weird.

I do t know about you, but this has filled me with the holiday spirit! 🪿 🔥 ♥️

I am going to be optimistic and say I think 98% of the shade we collectively throw at the JotY team is all in good fun. They deserve nothing but kudos and frozen modellos for the hard work they do, and I’m a better Goose fan for it. Thanks boys!

Stop the countfefve!

There’s been about 400 votes per round up till now. What are the odds Madhuvan finds 52 votes with allegedly only 50ish voters left? Is this the moment the Bulgarian server farm gets engaged? Only Ryan and Juzzle know for sure… 😏😘

Walked out of the abomination that was The Two Towers so mad I was shivering.

This should be written in to the constitution immediately.

Dim Lights, in that crowded room, they came alive just as soon as I saw you. ♥️🥰♥️

On this Valentine’s Day, a poem from the most underrated poet in American history, Dorothy Parker. “They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm” ♥️🔥♥️

Alpharetta Madhuvan AND Goosemas Madhuvan are both really good examples of this from the 2nd half of the year. Dissonance coupled with ongoing musical conversation (ie not just “noise), as well as great dichotomy with blissful responses.

Justice for the Explosions in the Sky tease! Yes!!! Justice for the GR 1/2 Step! ♥️ Here’s to more like it in 2026! 🔥🪿♥️ @hosewood.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social

VERY IMPORTANT OLYMPICS QUESTION: What Goose song would be best suited for a figure skating routine in the Olympics?

Today marks the 1 year anniversary of the 2025 JOTY.

Every American needs to watch this:

The look on his face at the end of the clip as the match is supposed to start is incredible. Welcome to the resistance!

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

There’s an amazing @xkcd.com “What If” that touches on this. what-if.xkcd.com/63/ We can’t comprehend the vastness of big numbers. This is one of my favorite excerpts from that What If piece: “Eyewitnesses report that the snake was between 1 millimeter and 1 kilometer long." 🤪

So far I have not heard of a single person who lives in the state of Colorado who has received an email for RR tix. Makes perfect sense… 🙃

Great Blue is Gilding the Lily’s Tiger here in Denver and I wish @juzzle.bsky.social and @hosewood.bsky.social were here for it.

No words. Just rage. Fuck these cowardly pieces of shit forever.

Liam Ramos’ classmates miss him, so they decided to write letters to the ICE agents who took him. “Dear ICE,” one student wrote, “You are scaring schools, people and the world.”

Your Direction playing on the Muzak machine at Mod Pizza right now is both awesome and a little scary! @goose-band.bsky.social is mainstream my friends. ♥️🔥🪿

Hey Democrat fundraising organizations, here’s a novel thought: quit texting me saying you’re so sorry to bother but you need my $5 which will allegedly be matched my mysterious means 20x. Just stand up on the rooftops and scream what she is saying below. She can text me for donations anytime.