The follow-up to the "women don't like the vehicle" snippet that everyone is circulating is SO MUCH more telling.

Typing this with one hand while the other strokes the hair of my beautiful, sweet, funny partner asleep in my lap - feeling very lucky 🥰 what on earth did I do to deserve such a wonderful life??

I would just like to go on record as saying: the fuck

Show the last thing you've ordered from a marketplace THIS LAPTOP THAT IS VERY FUCKING AWESOME