Not gonna lie, probably the biggest reason I went through with this costume idea was so I could make this pun. Commit to the bit, they say😅

This made my day🐝

This halloween, I've decided that I'm going to be a drone. . . . Uhh, am I doing it right?

Just did the math on all the parts of my halloween costume. Came up to roughly $100 even (usd), spent over three to four months, and I had enough time to do the painting and assembly too. Turns out that I actually CAN plan ahead and carry something out if I'm motivated enough.🙃🫠🤔

Pupplay version of those videos of people showing off how well trained their dogs are. Handler: *puts pillow down* waaait Pup: *waits* Handler: You can hump it. Pup: *aggressive dry humping* Then repeat with teddy bear, chair, pool toy, table leg, balloon, door, ottoman, cameraman's leg, etc.

www.patreon.com/posts/140539... An early look into my halloween costume this year. This post is only pictures, but I'll be updating Patreon soon with some videos and closer look at all the pieces that went into it. Also some spicier stuff coming to JFF too👀

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"Everything is sex Except sex, which is power. You know power is just sex. You screw me and I'll screw you too"

me want hump leg me want bad me want now

Why can you find super cheap contacts for less than $10, but sclera lenses are at least 6 or 7 times the price? It's not that much more material 🙄😒😠

Concept: You make a spiked collar, but instead of spikes, you use door springs. Ultimate fidget spinner collar.

I just love how silly and weird kink gear is becoming ... what a time to witness🤪😍😅

Of course I do this 84 years too late. My hyper-fixating/ info-dumping side took over, so it’s not so much “5 fetishes” as it is “5 broad umbrella categories to sort the hundreds of kinks I have.”🫠

Someone just posed this in a chat that I'm in and I feel incredibly called out >.>

I need local kink friends 😭 Local regular friends would be cool too

The lord said don’t bite people, but the demons said just nibble-nibble-nibble a lil bit🐶

Feeling very understood, and attacked, by this...

Just had a dream about having a hypersized dick. So big that I had to lug it around with a harness. Too long to selfsuck, and so thick that it wouldn't fit if I tried. Could NOT stop jerking and cumming everywhere. Also, I think I was at a renfair, or set in actual medieval times, for some reason 🤷🏽

Big noses are so hot

It’s sad that the discussion around pornography is always framed as “it’s potentially harmful.” It’s also potentially healthy? What did you learn about yourself, your body, your gender, your preferences, your boundaries and your self expression through the smut you consume?

Saw this on temu. It's supposed to go on the gearshift in your car, but when I saw it I thought "3/4 of the people getting this are putting it on their dicks." It's me, I'm 3/4 of people

For me, "AD" won't always be super erotic. It's more about real-life photos and showing the man behind the manips on main. Horniness will certainly be a theme, but i won't be showing face out of costume/makeup, and genitalia will be rare This is a big step for me, but also a tentative one.🥸

My birthday was a week ago, so here’s something special. This is my first time manipulating a photo of myself (yes, this really is me)😱🤯🫣. About a year ago I saw a video of a guy in a gas mask, and someone called the breathing tube an “elephant trunk.” Clearly that stuck with me.🐘☢️

You could say I have a favorite color...

Posted this in response to someone on my furry account, and it seems to have resonated with some people, so here ya go #asexual #acespec #asexualspectrum #Aegosexual #Autochorissexual Lol, guess I coulda done this in June, huh😅

Due to personal life and jobs, this is probably the most of my bare face you will see. The rest of me tho? ... stick around😏👀