*slaps my ps5 with my credit card multiple times* well played capcom...well played.

oh hey, thats mee

MxMTV never sprayed seed into MY eyes.

#aew #wrestledream okay minus the technical difficulties (wife got a refund) Wrestledream was awesome. Stat vs Toni was intense, Hangers vs Joe was awesome and had something I didn't see happening, Shibata going heel. was kinda expecting takeshita to turn on the DCF and Okada. overall dope ppv

okay, now i have slept. i'm less grumpy about what happened. but still annoyed it did. 10 straight minutes of static and dead air during the main event of a PPV is downright fuckin' upsetting. then! to have the balls to cut back RIGHT as the end title card is hitting. #wrestledream

#AEWWrestleDream would be super cool if our feed didn't just cut the fuck out during the main event. last thing we saw was Darby Coffin Drop and marina pull mox out the way. what do?

At my son’s Tae Kwon Do class and trying to figure why the instructor hasn’t taught them to slap their legs yet.

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Somebody at the front row of Collision looked like a goth RJ City. And now I want the Triangle of Madness to give RJ a makeover. AFAIK RJ would just need to let Julia spit in his face and the makeup appears magically in about a week. #aew

"No matter what we do people still cheer PAC. This is a real problem. He's with the Death Riders and-" "Towel him off." "What?" "You heard me. Towel. Him. Off." "Mr. Khan, you can't be serious. That's diabolical." "Bone. Dry." #aew

Ayo the world...is cold... Better bundle up #AEWAllOut

@speedballbailey.bsky.social just when I think your ring gear couldn't get cooler. it becomes WAY PAST COOL and you do Sonic and Tails with Kevin Knight? 10/10! Also are your feet okay? ladders are scary even with shoes!

It's Wednesday, You Know What That Means! It's time for the Polyslamorous Smoketails, @getawaysticks.bsky.social and @problemlizard.bsky.social, to crush any upstart's Penta Punch dreams! And at least these two are still EVPs, unlike those other guys~ #gpose | #au_ra | #miqo'te

Please stop slamming into the back of my Dragula. My insurance rates are so fucked, please stop.

if you think about it all music is either Cat Stevens or Metallica

Me on dynamite last week: man, I dunno how I feel about Hooks new theme... Me at 3am trying to go to sleep after doing some vidyagame dice rolling on a sunday: SO TELL THE GIRLS THAT I AM BACK IN TOOOOWWWWWNNNN #AEW #wrestlesky

Is dressing as the X-Men acceptable or is it mutantface? Greatest thread in the history of the forums, ended after 658 pages of heated debate when Magneto destroyed the servers and Xavier wiped the memories of everyone invol-what was I talking about?

wrestling needs more gummy bear spots. but like out of date solidified gummy bears. that shit will hurt more than thumbtacks because of the psychological damage that comes with being dropped into a pile of them. #AEW #wrestlesky

32 years ago today, the infamous Shockmaster segment happened at WCW Clash of Champions XXIV.

Man, Max and Jeremy. what a deep cut. well played #aew

My thoughts on the trailers from Evo: GGST: Lucy looks fu- *really wanna stay at your house starts and i start crying* why would they cause so much emotional damage in a fighting game trailer? also, 2.0 hinting we're getting Robo Ky and Jam is DOPE! Tekken 8: Armor King has a stormbreaker.

laughed really hard

If I'm gonna watch soap operas, and discuss it i'd rather be saying "did you see Hangman land that buckshot on mox onto that bed of nails?" than "did you see that Kat is pregnant and she doesn't know who the father is out of Alfredo or Thomas"

here’s just a list of numbers

decided to participate in a final fantasy XIV wrestling event, have to cut a promo. what better promo to use for the base but the Steiner Math promo lmao

When Kenny Omega only plays a specific NES boxing game he becomes the Best Punchout Machine

When Kenny Omega is turned into a pig by a Witch, he becomes the Best Snout Machine

The amount of times I've nearly called the Bang Bang Gang the Gang Bang Gang is less than you'd think and more than you'd hope #AEW

Oh hey thats me!

I will forever repost this rabbithole of fred durst being a trans ally. it will never stop.

Lol, thats fine i'll just accept my Silver 5 JP

so, games usually have items that increase the likability to the player greatly and I feel Misti would have them too. in order of greater likabilty to regular: Arcadion apparel, fighting game controller, graphic novel, zero sugar soda, lasagne

Every KYLE chant for O'Reilly vs Fletcher in Seattle #AEWCollision #WresltleSky @aewontv.bsky.social @allelitewrestling.com

me and my friends being fish people thanks to the mods we found on the mod manager, this laugh caused my costalchondritus to flare up but it was totally worth it. #BaldursGate3 @larianstudios.com

Fie Claussell That's it. That's the post.

LOOK AT THIS REALLY CUTE ART I GOT FROM @shavostars.bsky.social AT AZEM EXPO!! IT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!! 💜🤩

one phrase comes to mind when it comes to the #AEWCollision ending today and that's Hi Maffew!

hey so...#aewcollision what about the last two matches? y'know...Cru vs Dustin and Sammy or Hobbs vs Wheeler Yuta

Whooo. People are gathering already? Didn't expect this but if anyone wants to vibe out early, please come to Lavender Beds, Ward 28! We're at the entrance! (Seraph l Dynamis) I hope you guys like this little event we put on for you guys! #AzemExpo I can't wait to see the photos!

Anyone excited for the Cosplay Contest?! (10pm EST!) Our theme is picked out... but will announced at the open ceremony! #AzemExpo ✨ First Place: 10 Mill! ✨ Second Place: 7 Mil! ✨ Third Place 5 Mil! Giving everyone the same amount of time to cook up a cosplay!

Don't tell me how to live my life

Please stop saying “I wish that was me” it’s a serious and devastating maneuver okay??? 😡

At the start of the whole 100 men vs 1 gorilla thing I was very much on the men side believing that if you coordinate, you'd win. After recently trying to organize a time and place for dinner with like 2 guy friends though I've changed my mind.

man, this hits hard and portrays exactly how hard it hit when we lost them. PunchDrunk will NEVER forget the Cursebreaker.

It took a little bit because of my squirrely self but here we are! @getawaysticks.bsky.social and @problemlizard.bsky.social pictures for their raffle winning! I do not exaggerate when I say that these two are absolute treasures and I am so glad to know and call them friend. #gpose #AuRa #miqote

I don't want Mike Bailey to be a heel or Ricochet to be a face, but kinda want them to form a tag team just so they can be called Speedbald 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynasty

@speedballbailey.bsky.social just wanted to say me and my wife adored your Frog from chrono trigger colors. I totally didn't think you were the hypnotoad, i swear.

#AEWDynasty Idk man...I just really don't rate Mercades Mone in the ring.

Pagliacci: idk man maybe you should see a therapist Therapist: but Pagliacci…