Got up early this morning to wash and blow dry my hair for brunch with friends. Pulled it up when I went to take a second quick shower this afternoon and almost immediately got my ponytail wet, negating all of my hard work.

the straights™ beginning tomorrow:

So many good lines tonight on #DragRace !!

The only people who care this much about testosterone levels are guys who are not secure in their masculinity. Why they might have that insecurity is anyone’s guess but they are clearly going through it and should probably be in therapy.

E. Jean Carroll didn't just "accuse" Trump of sexual assault. She won a civil lawsuit against Trump for sexual assault. A jury found that Trump sexually assaulted her. She deserves for us to call it what it is.

when you order it online / when it arrives

The way he’s leaning into this is beautiful and yes I bought one. 🤭

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

Absolutely nothing is stopping John Cornyn, Tillis, Murkowski, & Paul from caucusing immediately with Democrats & giving them control of the Senate. The same is true of Thomas Massie & any 2 retiring GOP Reps in the House. It is a choice to continue caucusing with the authoritarian personality cult.

Apple Music clocking me the house down boots

Can’t believe that Andy Kim is in two of the most haunting pictures of the last few years.

Henry VIII deciding how many wives to have

If any Democrat did this multiple times, the entire media complex would be asking why they are using social media to communicate with prominent members of their party instead of calling or texting them directly. DM-ing is for acquaintances whose phone numbers you don’t possess

At this straight wedding (of people my parents’ age), the best man made multiple references to “tops and bottoms” in his toast, completely oblivious to the double entendre. All of us at the “kids” table were biting our cheeks and then were all like “that was hilarious” once it was over

Me in my bluesky bubble

Husband took this photo after I yelled to him “I might have used too many bubbles”

Somehow I ended up being the keeper of all of the trash on this flight. I’ll allow it cuz husband let me use one of his drink vouchers for a sparkling wine

Forgot to post this critter from my sister’s window screen the other day

Somehow when we were packing last night, we managed to have more room in our baggage despite buying a bunch of undies in the Dallas gayborhood

We clean up pretty good I think

Nothing screams Texas more than your Lyft to the gayborhood being an F-150

I might have used too much of the bubble bar here

EYE CONTACT

STRAY KITTY IN MY SISTER’S YARD

I think Democrats should come out and say Blanche's "settlement" and the Slush Fund generally is one act in a continuing January 6 conspiracy, extending statutes of limitation for another 3 years.

Why in [insert your preferred deity]’s name would you get out of your seat while we’re taxiing?

The show had its share of issues, but the music is actually a lot better than I remembered from its Boston run

Most folks don't realize how central events like J6 were to the Jim Crow state. Dozens of unprosecuted coups & massacres—actively encouraged by those in power—revived the fundamental logic of the pre-emancipation state: that Black Americans had "no rights which the white man was bound to respect."

Trump’s DOJ proudly admits they’re deleting info about the insurrection, rewriting history right before our eyes as they prepare to reward the attackers with mountains of cash.

The latest in a gross effort to rewrite history, and similarly to remove the public records of wrongdoing of the people Trump wants to funnel public money to www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Thanks husband for getting us an upgrade

My ear canal is blocked up and between that and the not so great quality of the in-flight headphones I can’t watch Wicked: For Good on this flight cuz it sounds like garbage

Cute gay gate agent makes an early flight more bearable

Up early to the airport and at least the sunrise is pretty

Even with AI, that man CANNOT dance

No, he's taking our money.

I used to know exactly which train car to board depending on where I was going to transfer trains or get off, but that knowledge has leaked out of my brain

Effective tax rate paid by Jeff Bezos from 2014 to 2018: 0.98% Effective 2025 federal tax rate paid by Amazon: 1.4% Typical tax rate paid by the average American: 14.5% Just thought I should point that out.

Again, this Trump IRS thing is not a “settlement” or a “deal” or something with any legal basis at all. It’s pure corruption; colluding with his Acting AG to loot the Treasury; pay off his mob; and preemptively immunize himself and his heirs against investigation for fraud.

When I first started dating my now husband, this was almost always my answer anytime he asked where I got a cute shirt or sweater

Do we *have* to leave Ptown?

Can you tell how happy I am to be in Ptown? (I’ll be happier when I get more caffeine in my system)

Need a karaoke partner for this. Just be prepared for me to ugly cry at the end (I’m Elle obviously)

One of my favorite lines in this show

My husband doesn’t know who Mandy Moore is

Pro: we’re en route to Ptown for the weekend 🥰 Con: we had to get up before 6am 😴

Stayed up late finishing my book last night cuz I thought I wouldn’t have time to read today but then my schedule was super light and def could have just done that now 🙃

The tides are gonna be super homophobic this weekend in Ptown IYKYK

I left the house without one of my three rings I usually wear and that finger feels so naked right now

I bet tons of normies not paying a ton of attention simply wouldn’t believe “they’re making up fake rules as they go and brazenly racing back to Jim Crow”