Always stuck in my head: “But, Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community.”

Sweet 7-pound, 9-ounce Baby Jesus...whenever the NYT posts a black & white photo with a caption layer, it looks like an obit.

*puts on tifoil hat* "I just know that MSU extension office bug scientist has a dark secret. I just can't place it yet."

Jackson Sky: Phoebe Bridgers is playing at Duling Hall tonight.

Current mood:

“But why male models?”

New Orleans seasonal insect problem or minor league baseball team in the middle of an epic comeback?

The Hanta Virus, you say? m.youtube.com/watch?v=B2o8...

Did the guy in khakis not read the group text?

Reminder: no one looks good in a bucket hat.

I was THIS close to convincing the spam call about car warranties that I did want coverage on my 1988 DeLorean. "Sir, I don't have time for your games." "I don't have time for you calling me all the time."

They Truly Are Giants.

Raw dog it to own the Libs.

I mean, have you noticed *WAVES HANDS ALL AROUND*

Signs your college kid is home: showering with a speaker cranked to 11.

Jackson Sky: are y’all getting flooded in spam calls from Meridian with a 236 prefix? (I don’t answer, but they never leave a message.)

You know the rules....

Threat Level: Pimento Olive

Avocado of DOOM!

Beastie Boys didn't fight for our right to party to allow the FBI to use them for AI slop.

Yes, I would love to download 7 gigs of unorganzied photos from you. That would be lovely.

Marry that special someone who appreciates your random Seth Rogen-like laughs.

As a husband to a teacher, let's talk about Teacher Appreciation gifts they want: cash, gift cards for personal use (NOT for the classroom), beverages of the adult kind (if the school is cool with that, or under the table). They don't want candy, coffee cups, or anything "Best Teacher" labeled.

Every Frame a Painting's Tony Zhou and Taylor Ramos seem to be regularly releasing their excellent video essays again (in partnership with Criterion). The latest installment is on The Visual Comedy of Wes Anderson's Isle of Dogs. [kottke.org]

Mother.

Stares Mississippi-ly.

That's not very Fergalicious of him.

What's the Oceans crew up to these days? Are they available for a heist?

That violent teddy bear from Toy Story 3 wasn't much of a stretch...

Imma start referring to my hair loss as, "Male Pattern Bad-Ass."

Shad White is like, "That could be me!"

TIL: Megan Thee Stallion and Timothee Chalamet have the same middle name.

Not enough people are talking about how we're getting both a Mortal Kombat movie and a Street Fighter movie.

BRB, going to consult with @pearlriverflow.com about this.

"Kid Rock looks like that one uncle you'd keep away from your children."

Avocado of DOOM.

Unnecessary. I mean, what the hell is going on there?!

Strong @pearlriverflow.com vibes here

A "Sopranos" reboot with only Muppets, except Christopher is the only human.

Paging @djschwin.me

Retirement idea: open a fishing slash electrical supplies store called Bait n Switch.

Mood.

And nearly 17,000 Entergy customers statewide without power.

More than 9,000 without power in Hinds after a typical storm. I can't help but think Entergy really couldn't care less with their services. "Who else you gonna use? The SUN?"

Finally, some much-needed rain in the '211.

Finally went to Boondocks in Belhaven. Pretty good BBQ, slow service.

I’ve read Crichton’s “Sphere.” We should leave this alone.

I still say if octopus had longer life spans, they'd be the dominant aquatic species.