Stranger Things: the Graduate School Years.

“Gobble me, swallow me.”

Attn: @pearlriverflow.com

Reminder: now is NOT the time to try an experimental recipe.

‘Goon Squad’ victim files new lawsuit against Rankin County and former deputies Alan Schmidt filed a federal llawsuit, Tuesday against the Rankin County Sheriff's Department, saiying deputies beat and sexually assaulted him in late 2022.

Retirement idea: franchise custard dessert shops called "Only Flans."

Shout out to the dude vibing to some loud Allman Brothers Band in the Whole Foods parking lot.

Tom Clancy's "Red Storm Rising." A non-nuclear, World War 3. If not a movie, a limited series on a streaming channel.

It's flu SZN, people

I could give a whole TED Talk on the reason your attempt to roast turkey will likely fail.

We need more songs where the lead singer yells “GUITAR!” before a solo starts.

“Everybody get in the fucking pit!”

So it was WikiBear?

Every “this 90s video game soundtrack did NOT have to go this hard” video essay fails to note President Clinton’s pledge that by the end of the decade, America would create a video game soundtrack that “goes extremely hard”

MRW I take ownership of a new work PC:

Retirement idea: open a pork-only BBQ joint called "Only Hams."

Wicked 2: the Relentless Pursuit of More Money

We Keiths are protective of our lunches.

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Mood: "My name is Paul, and that shit's between y'all."

Last week's SNL had a good bit that Trump keeps running into pedophiles the same way Forrest Gump was running into famous historical figures.

is ejecting the core littering

"Weird Al" to play in concert next year in Brandon. That might be fun.

Cuz there’s nothing we Italians love more than working around the legal system.

was bruno mars born on mars

Who asked for a fifth Toy Story movie?

A+ feed combination. No notes.

"Tariffs closed our business!" Well, I'm sure they didn't help, but charging over $100 for a shirt to fish in prolly didn't help, either.

Mississippians needed this guide in the '90s when everyone was scared of the New Madrid Fault.

Did @papa.yaga.gay suggest this?

I love this take on “Predator: Badlands” from NPR.

who was earl grey

This town needs a proper deli.

Sandwich Guy was acquitted! Celebrate the dropped charges of "Assault With a Deli Weapon" with one of these sweet stickers, art courtesy of @briansantacruz.bsky.social and all profits donated to Planned Parenthood!

My daughter sent a hip hop track that's making its way around campus. How I feel listening to current music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d1p...

Why didn’t the shutdown put a stop to Daylight Saving Time? Wake up, sheeple.

Wife text: “I think your tree got delivered.”

They couldn't get the "assault with a deli weapon" charge to stick.

Things could be a lot worse. You could be at Mistletoe Marketplace.

You had me at "Lego Enterprise-D."

I’m sure aliens quickly lock the spaceship doors when they float past Earth.

Lego will be releasing a fan-created bowl of ramen as an official set. [blocksmag.com]

Retirement idea: open a salad bar slash meditation center called Romaine Calm.

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated. It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is. music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

Puts on tinfoil hat: "You know, they're gonna show that communities, neighbors, churches and such can feed the needy, and use that to justify NEVER having federal assistance programs."