This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

Did anybody else pee a little bit in the last few minutes of that hockey game?

This is not how we are meant to live our lives. Locked in cubicles, generating profit.

What the actual fuck?

Absolutely excellent. @caitlinstarling.com has quickly become a favourite horror author of mine. So delightfully unsettling.

What is HAPPENING? #Sens

$2.99 is a criminally low price to pay for one of the best opening books in one of the best fantasy trilogies you will ever read.

This was one of my highlight reads this year.

I got tickets to see my absolute favourite band in the world in January!!!!!!!

@chucktingle.bsky.social Chuck, which bookmark would you recommend for Lucky Day?

Checking every single day for when @chucktingle.bsky.social's Lucky Day will be in my local bookstore, and cursing myself for not pre-ordering :|

I had a bit of a gap for a while: Queens of the Stone Age Death From Above 1979 The Tragically Hip April Wine Billy Talent

It is turn 6. Sir . . . . .

We've hit 7K followers, so how about a book bundle giveaway to celebrate?! Open to US, CAN, UK & IE. Follow, like & repost to enter! Closes 9th June. Feat: @natania.bsky.social @aptshadow.bsky.social‬ @emmanewman.bsky.social‬ @premeemohamed.com‬ & more! Inc. an early ARC of THE DOOR ON THE SEA!

There are many, but two standouts of late are @marthawells.com and @buehlmeister.bsky.social . I'll add @chucktingle.bsky.social as well, because Dr Tingle is a delight, and we should all be following them.

Max Pacciorretty (I don't care enough to check that spelling, shut up) 100% looks like a guy who's touched an animal's junk

Every year, the Leafs find a new and more hilarious way to collapse in round 1.

Objectively, for either team, that's a major penalty. Calling that a minor is going to get somebody seriously hurt.

I NEVER FUCKING DOUBTED YOU CLAUDE GIROUX!!!!!!!

How are we feeling after that period, Sens fans?

People who sell tickets to Leafs fans also fart in elevators.

it's kind of fascinating how none of the ideas on how to fix the crisis of masculinity (or male loneliness or whatever) are ever "men work on connecting with each other and being kinder to others"

Battle of Ontario, let's fucking go!!!!!

I know the official word is he's "sick", but check the date. Did Chabot just get traded? Like, mid-game?

In D&D tonight, I locked the party in a 5-room multi-faceted escape room style puzzle. In one room there were three levers - two had obvious uses as they tested them, the third did absolutely nothing. By design. It was amazing.

Just heard Kier Starmer's voice for the first time, on CBC Radio, and I have to ask - how did anybody hear that, and then take him seriously enough to vote for him?

That was possibly the worst rendition of O Canada I have ever heard, and I am including the intentionally bad one in that episode of Shoresy.

Over the past four days, the whole family has fought the flu, my mother-in-law passed away, and I spent ~17 hours in the ER with my daughter. Sleep is . . . . a myth, at this point.

SENS WIN!!!!!!!

Fuckin' beaut.

For the record, I could not possibly care less about millionaires losing their multi-million dollar homes. Like, I don't care even a little bit.

IT IS TURN FOUR!!!!

♥️

I love this fucking gremlin. High stick to the face, nine stitches, lost tooth, OT winner to extend the streak to five games. Then stays at the glass to make sure a kid gets his stick that he tosses to the crowd. He's the Tkaptain.

I could also use this, but for now I am grateful for moving past painful traditions, and for my wife, kids, and dogs. They are carrying a heavy load with my mental health this holiday season, and it is very much appreciated. #BetterDaysMTG

Chintzy fucking calls, both ways, in this game.

Should have been a safety car! Two races ruined!

I choose violence

Dammit

Torts is going to lose his MIND at practice tomorrow.

Three #EDH games in last night! Arabella got stomped by a billion squirrels, but Rograkh/Sakashima polymorph managed a grindy combat win, and Birgi Did The Thing (tm) and won off Grapeshot. Good times were had by all.

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First D&D session as a DM in years is in the books. Party figured out the puzzle, killed the ooze (which dropped the paladin first), and entered into a contract with an imp.

For what it's worth, I don't want to know @chucktingle.bsky.social's "real" identity. Because the one we have is his real identity, buds. Why make it more complicated than it has to be? Let the guy trot!

Maybe sort of writing a book. Let's see how this goes . . . .

Somebody's cage is being cleaned, so we're babysitting.

Every time I read this card I make sex noises.

Second time around, and COVID is completely kicking my ass. It's not 'over', folks, we just got socially numb to it.

Putting this one back out there.