🤣🤣 happy Sunday y'all

He does this every Friday the 13th.

"You're in your own hell" Not a great movie but this line stuck with me.

Happy birthday to my best little buddy turning the big 10 today. This seems like the perfect picture to share considering.

Happy birthday to my best little buddy turning the big 10 today. This seems like the perfect picture to share considering.

Sometimes you just have to accept that you will run into people in your life that you truly love and respect, but figure out later they are lying manipulators. I know it's hard, but you have to be strong and let those people go.

[resident evil voice] resident evil

Maybe I was never funny. Maybe I just memorized a funny quote for every possible situation?

Alright yall, hold down the fort for me. I'm gonna go cry in the shower real quick.

What's that voice in my head? Play bideo games all day? No I shouldn't.... but you do make a convincing argument 🤔

pokemon fans protecting me from tragic world events every 3 posts

I wish I could record my dreams sometimes. Not just write it down, but full video. That was a fun one!

My birthday is coming up...

I want to experience new video games but I also want to play my comfort games. Why is life so hard??? 🥺🥺

I miss being able to change my work background to the Umbrella logo. Stupid IT jerks 😡

It's another sad year with nothing to look forward to and everything points to things only getting worse.

Hey so how do I do this promo sky thingy??

Me still having to do my taxes: 🥺🥺🥺

If you see this, quote post with your sexiest selfie.

You're stuck in the last movie you watched... (Answer with a GIF)

Should I just give up on trying to sleep tonight? I'm wasting a lot of perfectly good video game hours.

When someone accuses you of being argumentative but you’re just autistic and need clarification

Old man Rob: I should really get myself some nicer pillows 🧓☠️

Amazing how 35 degrees feels like spring rn

Why does Godzilla ever walk when he could just do this?

Relatable.

Glad to see SOME consequences finally happening. Sidenote: the guillotine was last used in 1977 and that's just kind of sad to me.

What I say: "I'm a really good listener" What I mean: "I suck at making conversation"

What's a fun and light co-op game you can play online with your spouse?

👀

I was just complaining to a friend of mine a month ago, about how literally every app has chat functions now lol. Lemme know what we are all mitrating too.

The best winter is activity is taking your freezing cold hands and putting them on a warm persons face. Makes me feel like Rogue when I'm absorbing their heat.

I'm good enough. I'm smart enough. And dog gone it, people like me.

Some more #residentevil things I gotteded.

Parkour!

If any of my #residentevil homies need some background noise, I got your hook up.

I want to experience new video games but I also want to play my comfort games. Why is life so hard??? 🥺🥺

Ultimate adulting question - I'm looking for a new shower head. Any recommendations?

I am waiting on multiple online orders to arrive and if I don't get a lil treat soon, I'm gonna lose it 😤

My only real goal now is to find a way to be with the woman I love. Be there for her and support her. Raise our children together. And also to remain healthy enough so that I don't leave too early or burden them. Everything else is just noise.

QTP with a gif of your favorite Pokémon! (Wrong answers only)

Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that’s what I’m paying you for

We made it to February! Here's to a better future 🥂

Long but important watch.

Happy 29th birthday to the greatest game of all time, it shaped who I am and got me through the toughest times.