The trailer made think it was a new Fargo season but this is even better.

Timely reminder that @davekarpf.bsky.social did not compare Bret to bedbugs, he compared bedbugs to *Bret.*

Motherfuckers understand only one thing.

Dad died 14 years ago so my wish for Notre Dame to end today 0-3 operated on pure muscle memory.

Purdue…Pur-didn’t.

Think long, think wrong.

has neera tanden tried not including a genocide architect on the board of her think tank? Dems pretend genocide is as popular as they pretend abortion is unpopular

Giving my FBI agent JOI rn

Apologies for a quiet couple days. The gaming commission put us on hiatus just because we asked Stephen Miller why his head looked like a roulette ball.

“Better living through martial law,” is an old expression in Singapore. It means roughly we traded our liberty for clean streets and it’s not worth it, it’s never worth it.

Speaking of greyhound, fresh off a peaceful overnight ride to Milwaukee. Slept a lot, considering, and only two scheduled stops between Minneapolis and here.

It me.

President Trump, His Supporters, and DHS Law Enforcement can, should, must, and will gargle thumbtacks. www.dhs.gov/news/2025/09...

We deserve a city that ensures everyone’s safety by investing in communities, preventing harm, and making sure that when people call for help, they get the help they need. We have everything we need to get this done – with the right principled and accountable leadership, we can do it together.

ikr

None of them are even triangulating tho. That would require actually objecting to anything the right is doing. All they are doing is agreeing with some of it and being silent on the rest

One address, two signs. Good thing the sprinkler’s running cause somebody thirsty.

We deserve this type of better. #dontrankfrey

Three of four bots in my notifications overnight are Tom Nichols followers. Welcome to my new mutual fi0nasexy.bsky.social!

Painful, two-hour reminder this afternoon that apps auto-save these days, but not all.

Kind of in awe. This MetroTransit operator is using a light, expert touch on the horn to say hey to every woman we pass.

Stressing: who the fuck cares. Even with 2.5x more viewers (and falling), Fox numbers don't rate a blip.

It appears they’re still giving out an award for who gives up on their home team quickest

You bet I'm a Lifetime Learner. Just discovered Hannah Einbinder is the daughter of Laraine Newman.

Able to resist going back for Lito's Burritos' brunch a second day in a row because I've got www.cauldronbagels.com on hand. And only because.

Fuzzy’s Deary, ID

I'll tomorrow be at Costco, where they have three varieties of updated boosters ready to go.

God it’s a thrilling feeling how FarmAid brought the U instantly to heel. Motherfuckers only understand one thing.

🎶 when I think about you I brunch myself 🎶

What kind of liquor store has the homeliest building for miles AND doesn’t open until 11 Am? This kind of!

The DFL should be getting better in the face of everything, not worse and definitely not this much worse. What is so hard about calling people what they want to be called?

The nearby Red Lobster may not be my favorite restaurant but it's my favorite _kind_ of restaurant: Smooth-running front of the house, great teamwork, fun, veteran, zero-frazzle servers. Kitchen executing a cost- and portion-controlled menu surprisingly well. All signs of solid management.

The idea wouldn't have the momentum it does without downtown business types, building owners, and officials like Michael Rainville who really are motivated by disgust for buses & poor people. They think removing transit is a crime fighting tool.

Turned 64 yesterday and if you don't believe me I've gotten into vintage watches and rum.

Reported.

The reaction to Kirk’s murder is a reminder that many prominent figures in mainstream journalism are the most bad faith people on the face of the planet.

Memphis, I love you. Stand up!

Does anybody have any inside info on how Columbia House/BMG worked on the business side?

/me squints

Last night on the patio was blissfully bug-free. Now is not quite tiny-gnat fest, but too many to be eating an everything bagel outside.

My statement on tonight's DFL Feminist Caucus Annual Meeting. This statement is being emailed to the Feminist Caucus Chair, Alicia Gibson, and to the State DFL Chair, Richard Carlbom. This caucus should be ashamed of itself.

That’s the part of the carpet where the extension cord is under it.

Angry bollard. #WorldBollardAssociation

human infants while suckling will calmly and fixedly gaze away from the breast, as if leading two different lives at the time

For the love of whatever, please stop holding public meetings without microphones. Goddamn.

At 85 minutes including credits, Naked Gun (2025) could only have been worse by being any longer.

Neighbor kids have published a weekly newspaper going on two years now. Nothing like reading about how we collectively fail our children in their own words.

trump being dead is just a distraction from kitchen table issues