T’gallant sails!—stunsails! alow and aloft, and on both sides!

Since I know our mayor was sincere about wanting Minneapolis’ “swagger back.”

Out here with my people.

Where's all our Libertarian 'homies' at?! There are literal jack-booted govt thugs roaming our cities accosting, beating, and detaining US citizens! Y'all just not worried in Idaho yet?

For anybody who doesn't have a @racketmn.com subscription here is a gift link to the Voices of MN. Its does a good job of capturing ... everything here. Because whatever you have heard if you aren't here its not the full story. racketmn.com/voices-of-th...

Tired of this shit wording: No, Minnesota does not "refuse to" give Virginia the flag, Minnesota _declines_ to.

hey i know i'm not exactly going out of my comfort zone here but this Saturday the 24th i'm playing 12 hours of Hitman to fundraise for MIRAC, a group helping lead the fight against ICE in Minnesota. random (brown) people are being violently kidnapped without warrants every day. let's talk about it.

Go for the kill Coach Osborne!

To my nostalgia-fighting self Dave Moore is pure kryptonite.

mfw creating a sense of unity

mfw meeting the moment

Here I am Stuck in a recess with you

Feels impossible that anyone in my circle doesn't know Davis and how they rule but just in case: Davis does rule.

“get your own blog” is a complete sentence

How my spoiled ass viewed Heidi's invitation to join her for five days in Cabo.

Tim Walz, should he want to show the country what exactly is going on, could hit the street and there isn't a single national media outlet who wouldn't follow him.

A buddy in MN shared a drawing a classmate of his kid made. They've been making thank you notes for parents who have volunteered to carpool them to school so their own parents don't have to risk waiting out by the bus stop.

When they kidnap walz, no one should take the bait

Real leadership now.

Only MLB hating its own sport makes this Savannah Bananas-ass shit possible. The AI slop of baseball.

In the words of sheik Adnan Al-Kaissie you cannot be serious @MetroTransit! Get off that site. Today.

AND I DONT EVEN OWN A HARPOON

Switching to push broom for this weekend’s snow. #muscleconfusion

We need to weave ourselves more tightly together, across more boundaries. That's what creates/protects stability when bad actors seek chaos and destruction. We only need to be more human with more people.

Making Sprite

At least we have a county attorney who won't go wobbly.

Local government must be the first line of defense and that is how I’ll govern this term. 5/

Big welcome to "Sleep Score" built on the cutting edge technology of As-If-You-Didn't-Know.

Keep your weather eye open, and sing out every time.

Taking Jefferson Lines to lunch, as a bit.

It was all I could do to address my first-born as anything but "baby." Like, who am I to be naming you?

Come on man, you couldn’t have waited a week or two before these dumbass x users found their next microdose of hate to cling to and spread

Who would be a candidate not acting like it's 20 years ago. Run, Keith, run.

She's running.

October 2003 the NLCS champ Marlins were at the Chicago Westin waiting for the outcome of the Yankees/Cleveland. In the lobby bar on my laptop, I sensed a presence. "Does that thing tell you who is going to be 3rd base coach at the all-star game next year?" That's how I met Ozzie.

Behavior issues on the green line are a coordinated ruse to distract from its absurd slowness.

quick quiz what day of the week is tomorrow

What a year, am I right? (Leave your garbage cans unlatched)

Everyone who reads this please have a great 2026 and ‘Don’t let the bastards get you down’ (J Cash) xx

New route Tuesday on the 827 bound for Coon Rapids and its unsung bar and grill, The Well.

Top punnage

Three months in of everyday use, Kagi Search has basically been a Reddit surfacing tool. Probably more indicative of how I use Kagi than anything – and it's valuable in itself to be sure – but It is striking nonetheless.

Sudden hearing improvement has me enjoying music more fully than I have since SSHL in 2016. Something summer-y for today's snow shovel evolutions.

Sent two shovels to their graves. Fortunately I had a third.

"Sidewalks are not a distraction from the city’s mission. They are the ground-level test of whether Minneapolis truly works for everyone...Walking is not optional. It is how people reach buses and trains, cross neighborhoods, access businesses and age in place." buff.ly/5AIKxb4

compiled the outtakes from every video so far for a little bonus holiday treat for patrons! and nebula and youtube members. previously only available at the end of the nebula version of the vids but some never before seen stuff here too. hope you enjoy! www.patreon.com/posts/146242...

Finished my you-are-enough speech in the mirror just in time for sister-in-law to ask if my Peanuts xmas necktie "lights up."

Merry Christmas from your Pittsburgh Pirates 🎄

Have you heard about The Christmas Strangler? Well you will when I find out who put three gouges in my Le Creuset.