How can Robert Rob Base Ginyard not have had his own Wikipedia entry.

If I wanted to live in Ireland, I wouldn't.

Make it make sense -- one second Eddy Grant implores us towards Electric Avenue the next he's all OH NOOOOO

Got a one-ping-only-Vasily from Leo's phone otherwise secured for his honeymoon week.

A few months ago, I decided I needed to understand what the fuck passkeys are and whether or not we should be using them. I compiled all my research and gave a talk (given at Minnebar). Now I've written it up. blog.danlew.net/2026/05/21/w...

Wonder how many trick or treaters we’ll get tonight.

Yippee it's the guy who says one thing over and over versus everybody else again.

Stop scrolling and give me a big deep breath in and a long, cleansing Muttley laugh out.

new vid!! had a blast making it, so many fun surprises from shooting something out in the real world. The Guide To People™ youtu.be/KbdkuvkukYA

Rube Goldberg Garage Door #SouthMinneapolisAlleys #MPLSDérive (This ALT text nearly killed me, btw)

How old am I? How old *aren't* I?

I can always use another ten degrees.

Given the kind of cuckoo ingredients* the judges in iron chef Original swallow with glee it cracked me up how bell peppers gave every one of them the ick. *(see battle Natto)

Led about 25 planners and engineers on a tour of Richfield and Bloomington this morning as part of @nacto.bsky.social ‘26. We took the Orange Line and toured 66th, Kirchbak Garden, Nicollet, Portland, MOA Transit Center and Bloomington Central Station.

Cauldron sabbatical starts after their last pickup date of 27 May. Timely reminder to order now-now-now for this brilliant sourdough bagel. Their bialy rule also. www.cauldronbagels.com

This business on Nicollet Mall hires security to tell people not to sit on the ledge. USBancorp has We Push For People folks tell you not to stand within 2 feet of their building. Not interested in any kind of NM pedestrianization plan without explicit convos abt who those pedestrians can be.

Happy Whacking Day everyone.

As Brett Kavanaugh full-blown BAWLED in front of Amy at the feeblest questioning, she looked rightly sickened and the eternal optimist in me dared hope. She got over it, I guess!

Has there ever been a more load-bearing endorsement than Ilhan Omar’s for Amy Klobuchar.

So is it ever going to fucking warm up.

He probably doesn't even taste good

Sorry sorry I know I say this all the time but dang that was a horse race!

When you come to a fork in the road, hit the pedestrian crossing buttons for both directions

From rooms away daughter and I would know when the other was watching, from the howls.

Norman Rockwell meme needs to fucking die die die.

Me and Heidi saw DAC at First Ave 1988ish. Things were cool upstairs except one wiry fan looking for his leather. People laughing, he gets more agitated, more laughed at, until he grabs a random jacket, glances inside, tosses it over the railing, and is INSTANTLY set upon by outraged biker brethren.

The 47 who mattered we lost a month ago.

grapefruits, painted by james marion shull, 1910

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I imagine voters get a bit confused when on Tuesday the message is "this is the most important election of your lives, vote us" and on wednesday the message is "we can't wait to work with these guys, love them"

Sure you patted Mamdani enough times, Barack? Patronizing fuck.

Como Ave SE reconstruction project at zero percent makes this timely af. A diagonal crosswalk at the pedestrian scramble already in effect here will make 15th and Como just as deservedly permanent and official.

I celebrate all our Kilmers: the Joyces the Vals the Joanne-Whalleys

I thought that I would never see On-time Empire B'ilder with me

I'm (still) glad reformer is there but this kind of shit is why I stopped donating.

That’s right. Like every day should work.

Hubris that would make Napoleon blush.

Challenging myself in little ways, like not using the same reaction emoji twice.

woof ! sur le Pont d'Avignon, am I right?

There's just not enough room on this earth for all of these amusement parks. Astronaut Leo share's his thoughts on leaving the planet behind. youtu.be/ZqxMvKbXwGU

Not an actual USI outage, but my Asus ZenWifi ET8 shitting the bed in a way heretofore unseen. My apologies to USI, their families, T-Fiber/T-Mobile and the John Legere estate.

Seems to be an actual USI outage here/Diamond Lake.

If I die as a pedestrian and you ever refer to me as a “VRU,” I will haunt you forever and ever (in addition to others). People outside vehicles are already othered by too many. Doesn’t help to then refer to people by dehumanizing abbreviations.

By failing to stop it we are all complicit.

To one bus from another.

Sounds like a place Randy Wagstaff ends up at at the end of season 4.

In honour of Artemis II, one of my fav ads of all time: