Chloe
@chloemaria.bsky.social
📤 148
📥 148
📝 1045
She/Her Books, music, comedy, dogs and science (not in that order)
pinned post!
Unfortunately I've given David Tennant and Michael Sheen the power to either fix or destroy my life with Good Omens series 3
about 1 year ago
6
76
17
reposted by
Chloe
RSPB
3 days ago
Sir David Attenborough… on your 100th birthday, we thank you. For a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with such grace and wonder. Generations have fallen in love with nature because of you. Happy birthday, Sir. 🎉
17
2241
640
Being in a crowd with Rhod Gilbert while Woz says hedgehogs are savoury christingles is top 3 comedy events
9 days ago
0
2
0
The neighbours kids are singing Pink Pony Club on repeat which, icons, but I want to listen to the birds
15 days ago
1
3
0
I think its okay to be late for work if its because you stop to take a pic of a lil greenfinch
17 days ago
0
4
0
reposted by
Chloe
LeftLion Magazine Nottingham
18 days ago
Looks like Nottingham will be getting a new statue of Maid Marian this summer! We bet Robin will be happy with this news! Full story >
leftlion.co.uk/features/202...
loading . . .
Plans for new statue of Maid Marian in Nottingham City Centre unveiled
Nottingham City Council, Backlit Gallery and It’s in Nottingham, have announced plans for a new statue of Maid Marian to be unveiled this summer and located on Maid Marian Way...
https://leftlion.co.uk/features/2026/04/plans-for-new-statue-of-maid-marian-in-nottingham-city-centre-unveiled/
0
7
2
Just saw someone post that the sex scenes in The Safekeep book were unnecessary and only included for the sake of it Insane take but especially so in lesbian visibility week PLEASE
18 days ago
0
0
0
reposted by
Chloe
Postcard From The Past
21 days ago
We were allowed to go in certain areas to see the shags.
7
199
27
Never bought something as fast as this years Taskmaster advent calendar, Merry Christmas friends 🎄
24 days ago
2
11
0
Can we collectively decide not to post edits about Laika the space dog set to that one devastating song while I'm on my period okay thanks
26 days ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Chloe
Little Alex Horne
28 days ago
🥚
29
573
51
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
0
5
0
So blessed to be able to be in the airport during everyone's first ever day on earth x
about 1 month ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Chloe
steffi🥛
about 1 month ago
0
9
1
Packing for a holiday and there's a 95% chance my dad and I will be dressed exactly the same at least 1 of the days, weirdly euphoric
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
reposted by
Chloe
Little Alex Horne
about 1 month ago
Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter.
uwin.co.uk/product/2-ta...
14
168
31
Someone just spilled a whole pint of Guinness in the pub and not one person cheered. Sad state of affairs.
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
We just had some fruit, the dogs just had some fruit too, its pyjamas and blanket time, everything's okay again
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
Used to have a lot of x-rays as a child and always got a lil 'I was brave for my x-ray' sticker. Devastating to report that this doesn't translate to smear tests, but she did say I have a beautiful healthy cervix sooo (Get your smear tests if you have a cervix friends)
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
Glad I had to be stopped from talking in my team meeting because I got too excited talking about the migration route of Arctic terns
about 1 month ago
0
1
0
*
@diversestripes.bsky.social
our lil pub babies 🩶
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
1
1
0
My lil pub babies
about 1 month ago
0
1
1
reposted by
Chloe
Luna’s cat form (human form)
about 2 months ago
words to live by
0
478
259
reposted by
Chloe
steffi🥛
about 1 month ago
a beautiful angel princess that can do no wrong
1
11
2
Imagine you go to a leaving do and the person leaving opens with 'oh god imagine fucking Boris Johnson', needless to say glad they left x
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
Excited to walk my puppies in every weather variant physically possible tonight
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
reposted by
Chloe
Taskmaster
about 2 months ago
A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡
20
596
164
Dental hygienist just told me my teeth were good and that I did really well so if you need me I'll be reliving that high for the next week
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Chloe
steffi🥛
about 2 months ago
GREG HOSTING THE TVBAFTAS IS ALL I EVER WANTED
2
8
1
About to see daddy Greg again and it was £6 for a coke zero (????)
about 2 months ago
0
3
0
I'd like it if they banned PDA unless it's Greg and Al, then enforce it
about 2 months ago
0
5
0
Lil cutie
about 2 months ago
0
5
1
Und auch a guten morgen from Luce and Bud
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
2
5
0
Guten morgen from Dais
about 2 months ago
1
4
1
I had 1 brain cell left after this day and this red nose day show has killed it off
about 2 months ago
0
1
1
reposted by
Chloe
steffi🥛
about 2 months ago
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, TASKMASTER IS BACK APRIL 9TH
5
18
2
I got a coffee and the lady said 'you be careful now', £5.50 isn't bad for a coffee with a threatening aura
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
Urgent notice: it's T-shirt weather in the Midlands
about 2 months ago
0
3
0
reposted by
Chloe
Becky Jarrett
about 2 months ago
Hello Greg Davies fans! I am TRYING to increase my follower numbers to justify my existence. If you're a lurker then please follow, if you can. Thank you xxx
@gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social
#gregdavies
1
6
3
Turns out all you need is to have a massive plate of fun fruit while you yap? Then you're happy?
about 2 months ago
0
2
0
reposted by
Chloe
steffi🥛
about 2 months ago
taskmaster is my favourite dom-com
1
7
1
Happy mother's day to Alex's mum (Sheila) and his Mum (Rach)
about 2 months ago
1
5
1
Exciting that all you need to be a league 2 ref is no knowledge of football whatsoever
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
Watching the football in the SUN lifes worth living
about 2 months ago
0
1
1
Can anyone imagine a world for me where I have a competent coworker, just super quick before I scream
about 2 months ago
0
1
0
A woman sat next to me on the train just nudged me to say 'just to let you know I'm going to move to the single seat so its easier for me to get off the train, I'm not being funny with you' 😭
about 2 months ago
0
0
0
Fully obsessed w Rosie Jones saying virginity isn't a thing it was made up by the patriarchy to keep women in their boxes, yes queen
about 2 months ago
0
7
0
The amount of yearning in my book is almost LAH level
2 months ago
0
1
0
Trains obvs cancelled but I've seen >5 cows, 2 dogs and an undetermined Big Bird so doesn't really matter does it
2 months ago
0
1
0
My biggest dog just woke up and got excited because someone was singing happy birthday on tv, I guess I need to find him a present now
2 months ago
0
1
0
Wonder if I'll ever stop thinking about the insane curry we had on holiday
2 months ago
1
1
0
Load more
feeds!
log in