Someone alert John Kearns

Current mood: the person in the airport playing Bring Me To Life at full volume no headphones

Glad my flights 2 hrs delayed already ❤️

Happiest birthday to my fave person in the world 🩶 @diversestripes.bsky.social

Moisturising and really taking care of my new tattoo meanwhile my old, dry tattoos like:

My city's Christmas market is targeted at Greg only

merry christmas🎄

Current mood: Gill Adams telling Timmy off on Perfect Brains

No Taskmaster Thursday so we coped the only way we could @diversestripes.bsky.social 🦆🩶

the tea towel vibes have never been more immaculate (powered by @thehornesection.bsky.social and delivered by @chloemaria.bsky.social)

My Austria sightseeing is going well

Nice to see Greg and Alex's place in London yday

Timmy time

1/3 of the gang furious I'm not taking him on holiday w me (the dog not my dad), the girlies still at home because they don't do rain

I just saw a tiktok comment on a video of Jarvis Cocker saying 'I feel so maternal towards him but I also need him so bad' and nothing has ever summed up my brain so well

full 30min clip of a specific series 6/episode 6 outtake?

So nice they gave us an 'origins of Taskmaster' clip

For anyone who survived 90s Britain, there is a HUGE TW in the intro to this week's buzzcocks. You'll hear him before you see him.

Feels rude that my boss expects me to work when I'm seeing Timmy in 4 days?

Horrific to once again think about the fact that if I ever die, there'll be new music and books I can't experience?

Not to be mean to Slot but bring Klopp back now its a joke

new campaign coming outta buckinghamshire 🤔

Finally watching a film that I've been recommend for months and I'm a full sobbing mess and will never be the same (5⭐️)

James Watson made some tremendous contributions to science, and expressed many grotesque views, which were racist, sexist and ignorant. These are all well documented.

The Pepto-bismol advert is giving strong Horne Section vibes

THEY KISSED all is fine

Less than 100 pages left of my book and the men haven't kissed yet, bit nervous

Mentally I'm still here Happy TM Thursday to those who celebrate 🍍

Happy Taskmaster Day 😌😮‍💨

The Ballad Of Wallis Island up for five indie film awards

This is surely from Alex’s ‘mum’

Sad to say I've fallen out with Greg on account of the incorrect way he assembles a scone

It's beginning to look like a very Taskmaster-y Christmas! 🎄 Champion of Champions 4 and a DOUBLE helping of New Year Treat - both coming soon on Channel 4.

happy anniversary babes (last repost)

Nothing cements my desire to remain child free like being at my nephews 1st birthday party with approx 20 screaming crying kids

Not to be 90 years old but do gigs really need to be this loud

Someone in my office today mentioned Claudia Winkleman and I only realised I'd said 'fuck I fancy her so much' out loud when they all stopped and stared at me x

scientists have deduced the exact audio every person hears upon watching this clip 🔊

Really glad my Taskmaster advent calendar has been delivered today so I can stare at it for the next 40 days trying not to open it

I'd be so bad on bake off because who wants a weird old man to touch them as praise (Greg this doesn't apply to you)

The circle of hobby: Love thing in solitude ↗️ ↘️ Leave fandom Join fandom ↖️ ↙️ Messy fandom dynamics ensue

I just caught up on tm from yday and ALEX IN *THE* REVENGE DRESS???

Pastel de Nata #1 of Lisbon so far (we've been here 30 minutes)

lapped this up like dogs, didn't we

I promise I've had some kind of mental breakdown because none of this Taskmaster ep can be real