Unfortunately I'll never not think about the £5 blackberries I just had for pudding

Theres no more beautiful moment than Chloe Petts asking 'are there any straight millennial women here' and not one hand going up x

At a Chloe Petts gig and the venue has a canal boat inside, I'm afraid we know which I'm more excited about

Had a performance review today and she ended it by saying 'you're a really good, proper scientist' so I'll let that carry me through at least another week or so

That's it, no one needs to post again, this is the best post ever written

The dogs in question

I hate being at work bc I miss my dogs

😔🫩

Me to the device that can give me any and all info in the world: Show me them 2 gays flirting on tv again

Such a cute walk, so many pics of branches where birds were seconds earlier, occasionally even in focus

Imagine a world with a competent league 2 ref x

No I actually think it was a really good idea to read Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit on the way to work and be devastated all day

The final 9 tickets for the March pod went on sale today. We’ll also have 2 EXCELLENT guests joining us so BE QUICK! leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/...

Refreshing to know that whatever else is going on in my life, there's always the constant that if a bus is 90% empty a man will for some reason still sit next to me

I sent some cells for sequencing at 1 pm yesterday and got the results at 1 am today, science is insane

My favourite part of this stupid work day is organising our store room and finding a bag of 0.5 mL eppies with a sticker that just says SCHLECHT, like what did these tiny eppies do so wrong 😭

Feels mean of a book to make me cry at 5 am in an airport I'm not even taking a flight from

Happy Valentines Day to these daddies exclusively

Andrew White is so real for saying he listens to audiobooks and pods in 3x speed pls king

We're rewatching Taskmaster from the start and it's a lil jumpscare seeing baby Greg again

AND ON WOMEN IN SCIENCE DAY?

Doing a 4 hour lab safety inspection on the heaviest day of my period is a special kind of hell and I feel like I deserve a little sweet treat for surviving

It feels like a 2 hr meeting on a Monday morning is mean, this is my looking at pics of Greg and Alex time

What a ridiculous game of football

Just because good news is worth celebrating: There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection. HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

Why haven't we had Isy Suttie on Taskmaster yet, mean

Someone on my train has just eaten a full tiramisu pre 7 am

I just said thanks 3 times in a 1 line email, horrific

PUPS

PUP

Pup

One of my best friends is getting married for some reason at the end of MAY and I'm already anxious about the general logistics, vibes, outfit, weather situation and also he's the only person I know there and I can't be like Matt can I stand w you idk anyone else

I've read 14 books so far this year, extrapolating that to the whole year I really shouldn't buy 160+ books, is this the year I get a library card again do we think 😭

Me 🤝 this sentient box

HOW had I never watched Killing Eve before, I mean Jodie Comer, Sandra Oh AND Fiona Shaw?????

Got my mum a kindle for her birthday (next Tuesday), she just announced to the room that she doesn't like kindle and only likes physical books 🫠

The only thing stronger than the tension in this last traitors banishment is the sexual tension in this photo

Already missing seeing our Claudia on tv 3 x a week

Really listening to a lot of Phoebe Bridgers and Lucy Dacus for someone who isn't currently heartbroken or in active despair

A girl at work asked when I was born (1997) and then gasped, horrified, and said 'wait you're really that old?' Put me out to pasture ig???

Call off the search, the hottest picture in the world has already been taken

Pinning this to my desk to remind myself why I have to work

Another day, another devastating Marlen Haushofer book

More excellent content from the Taskmaster US tour with my bff Greg (Davies)

Obsessed we just finished reading different books and both immediately said 'I don't feel real rn'

Loving watching the Kerkez vs Burnley game rn, give the man a lil forehead kiss

Why are all the devastating books I keep deliberately choosing making me so sad, guess we'll never know

DADS

We’re in Chicago.