Sir David Attenborough… on your 100th birthday, we thank you. For a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with such grace and wonder. Generations have fallen in love with nature because of you. Happy birthday, Sir. 🎉

Being in a crowd with Rhod Gilbert while Woz says hedgehogs are savoury christingles is top 3 comedy events

The neighbours kids are singing Pink Pony Club on repeat which, icons, but I want to listen to the birds

I think its okay to be late for work if its because you stop to take a pic of a lil greenfinch

Looks like Nottingham will be getting a new statue of Maid Marian this summer! We bet Robin will be happy with this news! Full story > leftlion.co.uk/features/202...

Just saw someone post that the sex scenes in The Safekeep book were unnecessary and only included for the sake of it Insane take but especially so in lesbian visibility week PLEASE

We were allowed to go in certain areas to see the shags.

Never bought something as fast as this years Taskmaster advent calendar, Merry Christmas friends 🎄

Can we collectively decide not to post edits about Laika the space dog set to that one devastating song while I'm on my period okay thanks

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So blessed to be able to be in the airport during everyone's first ever day on earth x

Packing for a holiday and there's a 95% chance my dad and I will be dressed exactly the same at least 1 of the days, weirdly euphoric

Competition time! How would you like the chance to watch a Taskmaster live record AND share a packet of crisps with Greg and me? Well, here’s your chance! Just follow the link below to enter. uwin.co.uk/product/2-ta...

Someone just spilled a whole pint of Guinness in the pub and not one person cheered. Sad state of affairs.

We just had some fruit, the dogs just had some fruit too, its pyjamas and blanket time, everything's okay again

Used to have a lot of x-rays as a child and always got a lil 'I was brave for my x-ray' sticker. Devastating to report that this doesn't translate to smear tests, but she did say I have a beautiful healthy cervix sooo (Get your smear tests if you have a cervix friends)

Glad I had to be stopped from talking in my team meeting because I got too excited talking about the migration route of Arctic terns

* @diversestripes.bsky.social our lil pub babies 🩶

My lil pub babies

words to live by

a beautiful angel princess that can do no wrong

Imagine you go to a leaving do and the person leaving opens with 'oh god imagine fucking Boris Johnson', needless to say glad they left x

Excited to walk my puppies in every weather variant physically possible tonight

A colourful new season of Taskmaster drops on Channel 4 and YouTube on April 9th at 10pm BST - starring Armando Iannucci, Amy Gledhill, Joanna Page, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani!. 🔵🟢🟡🟢🟡

Dental hygienist just told me my teeth were good and that I did really well so if you need me I'll be reliving that high for the next week

GREG HOSTING THE TVBAFTAS IS ALL I EVER WANTED

About to see daddy Greg again and it was £6 for a coke zero (????)

I'd like it if they banned PDA unless it's Greg and Al, then enforce it

Lil cutie

Und auch a guten morgen from Luce and Bud

Guten morgen from Dais

I had 1 brain cell left after this day and this red nose day show has killed it off

MARK YOUR CALENDARS, TASKMASTER IS BACK APRIL 9TH

I got a coffee and the lady said 'you be careful now', £5.50 isn't bad for a coffee with a threatening aura

Urgent notice: it's T-shirt weather in the Midlands

Hello Greg Davies fans! I am TRYING to increase my follower numbers to justify my existence. If you're a lurker then please follow, if you can. Thank you xxx @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

Turns out all you need is to have a massive plate of fun fruit while you yap? Then you're happy?

taskmaster is my favourite dom-com

Happy mother's day to Alex's mum (Sheila) and his Mum (Rach)

Exciting that all you need to be a league 2 ref is no knowledge of football whatsoever

Watching the football in the SUN lifes worth living

Can anyone imagine a world for me where I have a competent coworker, just super quick before I scream

A woman sat next to me on the train just nudged me to say 'just to let you know I'm going to move to the single seat so its easier for me to get off the train, I'm not being funny with you' 😭

Fully obsessed w Rosie Jones saying virginity isn't a thing it was made up by the patriarchy to keep women in their boxes, yes queen

The amount of yearning in my book is almost LAH level

Trains obvs cancelled but I've seen >5 cows, 2 dogs and an undetermined Big Bird so doesn't really matter does it

My biggest dog just woke up and got excited because someone was singing happy birthday on tv, I guess I need to find him a present now

Wonder if I'll ever stop thinking about the insane curry we had on holiday