Even if you like AI or trust it (I don't), why would you delegate beer judging to something that has no taste buds?

This is the energy we need!

Democrats need to play to win. Everyone agrees. Their failure to try has led to children being zip-tied in the dark by masked thugs. So, Grijalva vows to vote against releasing the Epstein files. Jeffries is furious, publicly. They swear her in. She then votes to release the Epstein files. Easy?

God help me, I initially misread Portland as Poland and still didn't blink an eye in surprise

When I was growing up in Pittsburgh, my first job at the age of 15 was bussing tables at a restaurant called Gullifty's, which was famous for its reuben sandwich, and rightly so. They have since closed, but for at least ten years since I stopped working there I returned frequently to order it.

I'm glad he's saying this, but I'm concerned that eventually someone will come and get him. Trump called for his arrest, and that one judge's house got blown up.

Well this is horrible. I canceled my WaPo subscription when they refused to endorse Harris last year, and I have not regretted that decision once. Democracy Dies in Darkness indeed.

Wake up babe, new highland cow lore has dropped

Someone just reposted something I posted almost a month ago and I have no idea why

This morning I showed my students a bunch of musical theater videos, and then this afternoon I showed a different group of students two episodes of Batman 66. When you love what you do it doesn't feel like work!

Seems bad

Okay nerds, which Batman 66 episode should I show my superhero class tomorrow? I used to do the ones where Penguin ran for mayor, but my kids never laugh at that one and I want to change it up.

oedipus: do u have to keep saying that samuel l jackson: saying what

What is the law?

Ironically, Frank Castle would hate Kash Patel.

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

In memoriam… charliequotes.com

I'm not going to see Good Boy because I can't handle watching bad stuff happen to a dog, but I am absolutely loving all the photos of the star on the red carpet.

Dude what the fuck. I don't know if the people murdered in Manchester were zionists, and neither do you. And neither did the person who murdered them. Anti-zionism isn't antisemitism, but what you're saying definitely is.

Apparently the new episode of Peacemaker establishes that Spider-Man, a character created and owned by Marvel Comics, exists as a fictional character in the pop culture of Earth X. If Earth X is the Nazi Earth where everyone is a Nazi, then how do

So Trump is defunding the police.

This is an interesting perspective. I'm inclined to disagree with the article (caveat: I am Caucasian) but I still think it's worth reading and considering.

When he says "the enemy from within" he's referring to you and me

pete hegseth, who you will recall has been accused of domestic abuse and sexual assault, has announced a new policy by which you cannot file anonymous complaints of mistreatment. sex criminal solidarity.

Just waking up to see quotes from that Hegseth meeting and it's just some of the cringiest shit

HEGSETH: “Hail Hydra.”

I’m really grateful for Pritzker. But that he’s so good at this also makes clear just how badly most other Democrats are failing to meet the moment.

They crucified Him, Paula.

I grew up on both He-Man and the Transformers, but I think the He-Man/Transformers crossover figures look really terrible.

I keep calling people mad at One Battle After Another because of its politics Christmas Adventurers, and they don't like it so much

I wonder if Worf would have gone to law school if his family hadn't died at Khitomer

It just occurred to me that, in Star Trek VI, it's established that the Klingon Empire believes that the accused should be represented by an attorney in the court of law

In One Battle After Another there was one shot in Benicio Del Toro's dojo where there was a Japanese poster for the 1978 Superman movie on the wall and I think I may be the only one who noticed

reader i cackled

I have the AI "priority notifications" turned on on my iPhone, and so far the only ones I've gotten with that label have been from my litter box...

Dennis, the organist, is preparing the crowd for One Battle After Another in 70mm at @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social

In response to someone mocking Emma Watson, J.K. Rowling says "I'm here for ALL the spoofs🤣." Okay J.K., here's a spoof I wrote for YOU and all of your small minded TERF friends. #ALLtheSpoofs

jeremy strong spending his next year creating his own social network and realigning global power to the right in order to understand the role

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

In real time, They are scrubbing data to justify kidnapping a US born citizen. Dr. Ian Roberts is a school superintendent in Des Moines

OK, just help me understand here

Timeline jumpscare

Imagine if VP Kamala Harris did this.

The “to” in Trump’s terror memo is doing terrifying work. Grammatically, it makes murder the intention of critique. So if I taught in my “educational institution” that Trump’s attack on rule-of-law is unprecedented—aka “isolated”—by this memo I could be accused of justifying murder.

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.