Checks out.

Homan is giving Homer Simpson wearing glasses thinking it makes him look smarter.

@michaelfanone.bsky.social Repping the Dropkick Murphys (And the rest of us) for reals - not just wearing their t-shirt. Fuck yeah.

It's been 7 months - are we building bananas yet?

Motherfuckers who okayed him are the ones who should have seen this coming so the people in the boats didn't need to. He wasn't even wearing his normal guy skin when he said he wanted to remove limits on "war fighters," So that part isn't perfidy.

This guy has a quiet kind of BDE. Walk softly and carry a big dick, Jerome.

Literally Good vs. evil. I don't use "evil" lightly, ever. There are many sick and broken and fucked up people out there, but most aren't evil. They may DO evil, but aren't defined by it. However, we are currently experiencing a country suffering under evil people. Lots of them. FUCK ICE.

How does one get hired to be an agitator? W-2 or 1099? Salary? Required qualifications? Are there medical benefits? PTO? How many years of professional agitation experience must one have? Will I be micromanaged? Can I choose my assignments or would I have to agitate for MAGA, too? #ToughJobMarket

Moskowitz on Noem: "Is she hiding her face like her ICE agents now? By the way - is this what the $800b went to? Every day we see her after some new tragedy, she's wearing a different outfit with a different hat. She looks ridiculous. She deserves to be removed from her job, & if not impeached."

Every day this regime does something to make our lives worse - or take them. I have yet to see a day where these psychopaths have not done evil. Fuck political parties. We now have only two sides: people who have empathy and people who do not. That's it. That's all. Impeach/jail ALL these traitors.

Accidental on-purposely leaked fake evidence. Nice. Like whoops, all fake!

Pamela Jo Bondi, doing her part to help an administration that calls itself, with a seemingly straight face, "The Most Transparent in American History."

Ah, the good old days before I quit Facebook..

Robbing Peter to pay Peter less than he robbed Peter for.

Born to Ride Donald Trump 's dick.

It's fine. We have a $2026 check to balance his ass.

Being called a "Piece of work" does not an artist make.

Who's coming with me? #TrumpOut2025

Let him. He can rename every fucking building. He can build a ballroom. His stupid face can go on Rushmore for all I care. He can change the Hollywood sign to Donnywood. No fucks given because he's going down and none of this shit is going to matter. Bigger fish to fry. We'll rebuild and rename.

I am an atheist, but I am pretty sure this is what an actual Christian is supposed to sound like. I get humble but mighty vibes from this one.

This Department of WWEducation bitch over here in PA trying to do as much damage as possible before we laugh her ass out of the ring.

But we're the sexual predators. Fucking gross.

Day 1391 of my 3 day war. A $40,000 Ukrainian drone sank a $400,000,000 Russian submarine. I remain a master strategist.

Why does he always look like he doesn't get enough fiber in his diet?

Just some normal folk posing for their daguerreotypes.

Interesting word choice.

The Mouth of Sauron needs a little help with them machine gun lips. I don't care what people need to do to feel pretty, don't get it twisted, but this photographer really captured her essence.

Scavino: tell us you're a Hitler fanboi without telling us you're a Hitler fanboi.

Soon, motherfuckers. The day will come when you regret your life decisions, not because you give a fuck about the lives you have destroyed, but because yours is destroyed. Every last one of you will pay in one way or another.

Just got the 2025 "Fetterletter" smfh. Yes, Fetty, do tell us what you have been up to with your "reaching across the aisle"

Beaver gonna beaver.

I would argue that there are indeed words, but not enough words, and that we need to create additional vocabulary to describe this uniquely flawed inhuman being; this proprietary blend of every awful characteristic any person has ever had or will ever have. The absolute worst person in my lifetime.

This made me smile today. Not a fan of Fallon but huge fan of The Who!

This is the way.

Hot Damn. More of THIS please. Every hour. Every day. Every time. Every piece of absolute shit in this administration needs this treatment. Do not let them talk over you, do not let them change the subject, do not let them shift the blame, do not let them gaslight the American people.

It's a mood.

Big 6-7 Energy.

Masterpiece.

Quote of the year.

“The goggles, they do nothing!” - I feel Mandela Effect-ed here - I have had it in my head for years that this was a reference to Time Bandits.

Probably an unpopular opinion, but I lowkey hope MTG mines some dopamine from doing good things and gets addicted to it. So many apologies owed, so much karmic debt - people will hate her for eternity. Deservedly. But I hope she grows anyway - maybe tall enough to see the light. *shrug*

On the topic of BDE, @governor.ca.gov has a huge part of this absolute fucking blowout.

Big Dem Energy, motherfuckers.

Every single county moving up to the left...

The way people cheered when Mamdani said he was a Democratic Socialist... DNC: Turn the volume UP.

Nice.