People have been arguing about participation trophies for like five minutes. This is why it takes forever to queue for raids in this god damned game, everyone’s too busy being unwashed asses about irrelevant bullshit.

The LFG chat in DC Universe Online is a fucking cesspit of toxic assholes and negativity. Every time I make the mistake of looking at it it’s just people arguing about nothing, and being rude dickheads to each other for no reason. It’s like having a live feed of Twitter in the corner of my screen.

Back in 2009 me and my friends saw The Offspring and Dropkick Murphys together at CMAC in Canandaigua, NY. Long story short, a guy in the lawn ~30 ft from us starts freaking the fuck out on some substance, and we ended up watching ~10 sheriffs wrestle this guy to the ground while he tried swinging+

So long, YouTube. I’ll miss our time together: watching out of context tv show clips that change the scenes meaning, listening to AI voiceovers incorrectly explain basic concepts, and obnoxious fan edits that use that “FAHK” sound effect ten times a minute. You truly were the worst to ever do it.

When people ask me: "Chris, what comic book would you like to draw?" ... I'm just going to show them THIS picture I drew recently...

www.youtube.com/shorts/0zmlJ... This gets me every fuckin' time

any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you're not a fucking coward about it

My preemptive celebratory FanArt of the Amazing Spider-Man hitting 1000 issues!

As a science fiction writer I really fucking resent tech bros for ruining the phrase "artificial intelligence." 80 years of it being all about cool androids and interesting computers destroyed by five years of "Spicy autocorrect making everything shittier for money." NEVER FORGIVE.

That wrestling promoter in Spider-Man is a dipshit. You’re staring your next star attraction in the face, and instead of trying to get him long term, you try to screw him on the prize money and treat him like shit. Genius level intellect.

i need 610 now if anyone can help please even sharing

www.gofundme.com/f/support-ma... I don’t know Matt as well as I knew Branden, but he’s in really bad shape after the accident, and could also use help if you’re able.

gofund.me/a3f0d8e2c One of my friends from high school was killed in a motorcycle accident on Mother’s Day. An SUV didn’t see him coming and pulled out in front of him and one of his friends. He was a good man, a good friend, and I’m going to miss the hell out of him. RIP Paradise, we’ll miss you.

NEW—and out this week! MAGIK & COLOSSUS 4 shifts into high gear with a brutal fight between siblings! Main cover by me.🤗 Hope you’ll check it out! #magik #xmen #marvelcomics #marvel #davidnakayama

QTP with a trio of awesomeness!

Cat: Knocks cup off counter Me: Hey you! Knock it off. Not like... fuck you, you what I mean.

The hill I will die on: messy, awkward, and incredibly pretentious - we don’t need opinion articles

THE COUNCIL WILL NOW DECIDE YOUR FATE my contribution to this year's Polar Lights Zine, with proceeds benefiting the Antarctic and Southern Ocean Coalition. You can still get your own copy of the zine for $2 here: polarlightszine.itch.io #art #Birds #BirdArt 🦢

A winding country road in Texas Hill Country is shadowed by willowy oak trees casting delicate patterns across the path. Crystalline Oaks by Erin Hanson, 2021 Oil on canvas 24 x 30 in @bsky.art #dailyart #art #artist #oilpainting #crystallight #womanartist

My painting CALIFORNIA POPPIES Learn to paint this! Doors close Sunday!

I have the 115th largest patreon in the "comics" category apparently tbh i'd like to break the top 100

To everyone I see looking for a new book to read: I don't have a book out, BUT I do have 59 poems you can read entirely for free over on my Patreon (link in bio.) I'm not asking for your money, just a chance to entertain some people and spread real art in a world increasingly strangled by AI.

While I try to get myself back into the writing habit, here's one of my favorite poems I've written over the years. If you like it, please visit my Patreon where you can find more poetry, entirely free for your enjoyment. #poetry #mushrooms #horror #free #writersky

I used to think AEW would be our salvation from WWE's low-effort, psuedo-celebrity-courting bullshit, but apparently The Rizzler and one of the Costco Guys were involved in an AEW spot, so it's good to know both companies are equally fucking useless and have no idea what they're doing. Womp Womp.

I wonder if he's still a bitter old fuck bitching about nothing and fundamentally misunderstanding the world around him. *checks account* Well, that's an unfortunate but fully expected "yes."

My Cousin Grogu

“Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food” Hold the fuck up, you mean to tell me that Brett, the seventeen year old white boy who’s higher than giraffe nostrils and just made ten tacos in thirty seconds *isn’t* giving me authentic Mexican cuisine? This is betrayal on a level never before seen by humanity.

Finally had to cancel my HumbleChoice membership. I keep forgetting to skip months and getting charged for games I have no interest in, which would suck enough if I had an income. Now it's like throwing money into a furnace, I'm out the money and didn't even get anything in return for it.

Someone will tell you “your life isn’t complete without kids.” Then, five minutes later, you see a video of a dad talking about his kid that threw a dirty diaper at the wall and used the poop for finger paint. I just don’t see why the first person has to lie to my face like that.

If I could create another layer of hell, Dante’s Inferno style, it would be for “Reaction Streamers/YouTubers” and they would have to create their own fun, unique, interesting videos, just to watch some talentless hack with nothing of value to add react to it and get more views than the original did

QTP with a gif of the last show/movie you watched

That was the best birthday I’ve had in years. Maybe the second half of my thirties will be drastically different to the first half. Either way, I spent the day hanging out with my wife, and the night playing Halo with my high school friends, and that’s a damn good start.

Ubisoft really trying to sell that Black Flag remaster for $60. Sorry, best I can do is "free upgrade because you already own the original."

When a game launches with no achievements

My DnD character spent his short rest winning a seafood eating competition. I now have a Burger King quality crown, and a sea blue t-shirt, both of which say "Larry's Lobster Shack Champion." The t-shirt has a dancing lobster on it. My wife made an artistic rendering.

Mushrooms apocalypses are fun. Not for anyone involved, but that's on them for being characters in a work of fiction they have no control over. #NaPoMo #Mushrooms #writersky #poetry

I hate requesting refunds on Steam games, especially when it's a smaller developer, but on the other hand I hate playing games that pace themselves like molasses dripping from a tree in the dead of winter. I feel like this one is on both of us, honestly.

BlueSky is fun because you're scrolling along, minding your own business, then BOOM. Some dude's dick and balls filling up your computer monitor. I finally understand how women feel when they get an unsolicited dick pic. Put that floppity fuckin baby carrot away before I send it to your family.

I’m watching that Exploding Kittens show, and it’s actually pretty fucking funny. I assumed it would be dogshit because obviously one would assume that, but I’m glad I was wrong.

Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

In honor of my favorite holiday, as well as #NationalPoetryMonth, enjoy my piece "Dubious Margins." He's the worst fuckin' accountant you've ever seen, but thankfully he's not yours. #NaPoMo #poetry #FourTwenty #Free #NoAI

It's on Tabletop Simulator steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...

If I had $150 to piss away on a board game, I’d be playing a six person game of Twilight Imperium with myself right now.

It's like watching Bryan Cranston go from Hal on Malcolm in the Middle to Walter on Breaking Bad. Gotta love that range.

The absolute whiplash of seeing William H Macy as the dad in Pleasantville, and then seeing him play Frank on Shameless.

“The developers of Hell Let Loose are working on an extraction shooter!” The gaming community when they hear “extraction shooter, MOBA, or Battle Royal.”

"Here's a quick, easy recipe for when you're too tired to cook." Uses four knives, three cutting boards, five bowls, seventeen ingredients, a stand mixer, and an oven, has a prep time of 45 minutes and cooks for 60 minutes.

I just spent ten fuckin’ hours playing Twilight Imperium with one of my friends and his friends group. It took two hours to setup. We didn’t even come close to finishing. I’m so excited for next time, that was some A+ social interaction. Now, to speak to fucking no one for the next 24 hours.

Back in 2009 me and some friends saw Lynyrd Skynyrd on a Tuesday, and they didn’t play Tuesday’s Gone at any point. I’m still salty about it. That and when Blue Oyster Cult didn’t play Veteran of the Psychic Wars. I knew the odds were low, but I had hope.

Please help Vampy if you can.