gay men dont marry women and steal babies they are so evil.

sooo much matter its hard to say anything is fake at this rate.

once you see the real aura i totally get were they got Jack Gleeson for the casting.

hold on is superman real? Or is it adventure time?

Would you sell your firstborn child to get into the White House?

No, no no

Any 'news' organization that reports on Gaza and doesnt call Israel's actions genocide in the title can fuck right off.

The governor of new Spain…we really are just colonizing America like England and Spain.

So just imagine queen Elizabeth and Phillip but also Jackie and JFK. But Jackie and Elizabeth are the same person..

Philip the second…

something about my teddy bear something about my lion.. eagle is a flying.

Fuck cancer.

Its really time we employed Jake and the national security agency.

are the blue sky developers names like? A puzzle in this game???

preparations for the temple. Numbers and offices of the levites.

The ark brought up god’s message to David….king sat in his house and that had given him rest round about all his enemies… That the king said unto Nathan I dwell in a house of cedar but the ark of god dwelleth within curtains.

Resident Evil the rule of rose.

I guess we are playing video games alright..

oh you wanna talk about California girls?

This whole Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau fuckin' story makes me feel like I'm living in a fever dream

yoo Samson is really giving me to the champion

Your telling me the treaty of Versailles who made this?

thou art damn’d to hell

It's true, the Ed Edd n Eddy theme song cures erectile dysfunction

Any girl knows that that guy is gonna give her better advice when it comes to looks…

This used to be my favorite roommates movie and honestly reminds me of when Sarah is buried. My old leasing agents name was Amy? I have this weird stalker named Megan. This is useful art!!

It’s all about taking out the trash truly.

nobody on twitter knows i fell down a flight of stairs today

Homicide just ever be your first reaction to solve your problems? Thats is when your at war…

A raccoon always finds food.

Stay out of my bedroom and relationship America otherwise I will never entitle you to the same.

All I wanna do is kill President coin and go and hop around in a field.

I am legit this mans dog and there’s nothing I can do about it

And now for a report from the hellish, war-zone that is Portland

I pledge allegiance to the flag 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇺🇸 😉 it was awesome to hang @zoandbehold.bsky.social! Welcome to the Capitol!

Since when was the news or Hollywood all the same person?

Every day, I snort some American dream and then go lay on the sidewalk.

I need help Christmas decorating

Any girl knows that that guy is gonna give her better advice when it comes to looks…

New reality the titanic never sank.

I’d rather watch Superman than 1984 or some trail of tears movie.. Does the audience agree?

If I were starting a civil war, I would send National Guard troops from one state to another.

Please abolish AI

Freedom of thought should be an amendment.

A new type of horror game?

I cry every time I think of the nightmare before Christmas

I did live next to Natalie Nunn at one point

Steven Spielberg on Jaws pretty good job.