I'm going to premier a dumb idea soon. I look forward to finding out if it has legs. I'm always looking for good source text on the periphery, but I kindof ended up wishing something into existence. Prolly has no legs, but I wanna try it anyways.

There is a right and a wrong way to tickle a guy holding in a toot.

Beautiful book made lettered by a wonderful person. Fans of the surreal and existential, getchyer copy.

My casual PE system is working, and the name I want to use doesn't appeeeeeeear to be taken. We might do this social-media-free. Technically it's a ymger remix project, I guess, but I give myself permission.

I know I'm very well prepared to lose my marbles, but it doesn't mean I like losing my marbles.

Video footage of a live performance by Soft Riot in London, recorded August 2024

Most of my watch collection is cheap novelties, but I've really lucked out on reliable automatic movements.

Culturally significant Miku/Teto single for youuuuu. youtu.be/8Cm-7oCq9HA?...

Kinda lucked out on a Temu brain.

I don't want to be shy _and_ nervous, I'd much rather just be nervous. I'm getting good at being nervous.

I'm nervous but they're friendly to me.

I finally figured out what was frustrating me, and it turns out it's something I can probably avoid in the future if I work on organizing my priorities so I can compare them to tasks I need to take on preventatively, rather than in retrospect.

Some bullshit.

I'm kindof more about the performance than the release, but I'm always developing something. I'm never off. I love that about music and art. If I didn't tickle myself with my sense of humour, arresting ruminations, quest for harmony, and genuine upset, I can't imagine how else it would be released.

I have, in the past, suggested that anyone who buys a Richard Mille is an absolute sack of trash. But it just occurred to me that engineers might find them really interesting, so there's that I guess.

Slim Tie for the Fat Guy.

I hate to admit it: dabs are pretty bad for your lungs, particularly if that's the only way you smoke, and particularly if you smoke a lot. Nothing I like is healthy😥✨ Except vegetables. Vegetables rule.

First coworker clash. What the sigma. We'll learn. Things'll be good. But damn, if you have a non-immediate concern, I'll take an "excuse me" before one undermines my students or me.

Washed my hair. Feeling really good about it.

When I see palm tattoos I get SO JEALOUS.

If you're looking to get over Tiktok, get Aliexpress. It's deviously entertaining and troublingly wild west.

My whole life ppl have wondered why I'm so closeted. Little do they know, I _am_ the closet. When I popped out the chrysalis it turned out I was a chrysalis. I'm turtles all the way down, baby.

As I continue to shore up funds towards my new work watch, I am AMAZED to find that Richard Mille is releasing a quartz number. Are they turning into Cartier all of a sudden, putting quartz in a played-out case no one over 12 would want except to pad out a collection or cheap out on a partner with?

we don't have avocado toast at home because the avocado toast made us homeless

Someone yried to use my credit card to buy Tate McRae tix. Fraudsters should like cooler music.

A student got a wild lookin watch on Amazon and couldn't figure out how to set it. She took it to a store, hoping they could teach her how to set the time. Justification: both the watch and the shop staff were Chinese. Tl;dr, they didn't help her, lol. Alas. I'm figuring it out over the weekend.

Stuck between having to shower and having to prepare to leave. I think this is where I go when I die.

When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.

New coffee machine day.

More like STOMP-WATCH, NERD!!! *proceeds to stomp on stop watch*

I would go to one of those live-action haunted scare u parks if I can have the "I'm deathly afraid" pass or whatever where they don't come scare me. I like macabre things but don't like to be frightened.

charlie don't kirk

it’s hot girl vasectomy fall

Pfft, your _mom_ is a _groyper_.

Tomorrow is friggin In Mirrors, which means I might have the chance to be in the same room with Eris, which I tremendously enjoy on the rare occasion it happens.

My friends heard me on @artofbeatz.bsky.social while they were driving around. Like, without expecting, lol. "Is this just straight-up noise or is the radio broken? Wait, is that Each's voice?" Lol. To be recognized by good people is very gratifying.

Are we supposed to be over the very well-broadcast ocean of blood coming out of that guy's neck today? Are we supposed to just go to sleep and wake up and it's, like, a new day?

If I ever have a hangover again, I'm gonn spend the entire day vomit-sweating and watching Dr Katz.

My husband has a milestone birthday, and a book full of letters from his friends sounds like a great gift for an introvert. Or it USED TO.

weird al-the ham and cheese.mp3 youtu.be/PY9yczrOJkM

Learning the pace of my new students is fun.

Relevelling my speech to about an IELTS 4 is such a meaningful exercise. We souls all have to do it sometimes.

I would appreciate it if no one reminded me of that thing ppl do where they slither into cracks in caves. Good gravy it absolutely breaks my mind.

I'm going to treat this computer like a companion cube. I gotta get the right sticker now...

countdown to baby

New work lends me a much nicer laptop than my personal one. But it Windows. So whatever. It's mainly cos I'll definitely have to work from home sometimes.

Companion cube.

Maybe if I buy that watch I want, this headache will go away.

Ugh. Thinking hurts again. At least I know it's not a hangover tho.

One of my rolemodels had a stroke a while back. Aaaaaaaaand I keep remembering that literally anyone can have a stroke....