You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?

After installing a media panel behind my tv and fishing 4 identical HDMI cables through the wall, I realized I forgot to label them. Where’s Tangina when you need her?

New phone. Camera is too good. Someone get me a Vaseline filter, please.

Our new doors are finally finished! I think I’ll hire the work out next time though. It took three weekends.

I am already seated. Can’t wait!

Season 5 of Hacks wrecked me. I am still thinking about that finale after sleeping on it. 😭

So excited to finally see these coming to life. What a fun adventure it’s been with the brilliant Woobles team! SOOO CUTE!

The ca 1969 doors are gone and we have completed demo for the new doors we are installing. I could’ve paid someone, but why miss out on all the frustration and drama of doing it myself?

Sophia is looking quite concerned. I just dug a piece of plastic out of her mouth, (and she was REALLY looking forward to swallowing it, thank you very much.)

The shit we do for our dogs. Our backyard is basically concrete and rocks, so we installed artificial grass (by ourselves) in the side yard so they have a cozy place to pee. It was back breaking work, but it turned out nice! Best of all: The dogs approve.

Day two of my annual pilgrimage to Licensing Expo. Always exhausting, but also worth it!

Gen X collectively reliving Challenger, Columbia and Cold War nuclear holocaust anxiety all in the same week is a fucking lot, y'all.

I love my kid with my very soul, but whoo boy, have I gotten used to having an empty nest. Her one week visit darn near killed me.

Ding dong the nasty metal shed is gone. Coming soon: My loooong dreamed of outdoor kitchen. Yet another thing to love about my Southern California life.

Our lemon tree is about to bloom. So excited!

Only interested in DLSS if means a universe where: Dreamcast Lived Sega Succeeded

My review of One Battle After Another: Sean Penn popped a woodie and I closed my eyes—just until the scene was over—but fell asleep instead and didn’t wake up until the Apple TV powering down sound woke me up.

I spent the morning getting my garden beds ready for planting. We plan to grow three types of tomatoes, pickling cucumbers, zucchini, green onion, cilantro, basil, and strawberries. All stuff we will eat and preserve.

My poor little brawler was attacked through the fence today and had to have his sweet little face all stitched up. 😢

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

God I love Southern California.

35 years of speed. 💙 Show your spirit as we continue celebrating Sonic Rewind with new Sonic Mania designs. The Sonic 35th Anniversary merch collection is now live: amzn.to/4aW3sX2

I bought myself a chainsaw on a stick. Tomorrow, either the overgrown mulberry tree in my front yard or I will lose limbs. I don’t give myself great odds, tbh.

this goes so fuckin hard ”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“ Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova. Revolutio exteriore est incursio.

I don’t usually post about work, but sometimes I get to work on projects that give me such a thrill. In my head I can hear my 5-year old daughter screaming “Take me to Kentucky Fried Chicken!” And just like that, my whole day is better.

Our puppy has invented a new game: Rope Golf. Smart!

I’m losing my mind in my old age. I literally just tried to pinch-to-zoom the teeny tiny text on this package.

Lesson learned. NEVER leave a dog home alone with a working robot vacuum. Our poor rug will never be the same. 💩🤢🤮

I love Southern California weather. My mind is blown: It’s January, it’s sunny, it’s 75°!!

My dog loves me. That’s enough.

Sophia has discovered her tail and it drive Louie nuts.

I was greeted with tail wags and finger licks this morning, so I think we are going to be friends. I’m already in love, but little Sophia is going to take a bit more time. 🥰

Picture it, Palmdale 2025: a beautiful young peasant girl is rescued from the animal shelter and delivered into a life of puppy luxury and treats. So many treats. Meet Sophia, everyone.

Pretty sure my gran was controlling me Ratatouille-style from beyond. For the first time in my life, my pie pastry tasted EXACTLY like she used to make. 🥲

Just marvel at this absolute UNIT of a Christmas tree! I promise I’m not a size queen. Except for THIS. It brings me joy.

Our first house catastrophe. Roof was damaged by a windstorm a few weeks ago, and we sprung a leak in this weekend’s SoCal monsoon. Patched for now…

Decided to just embrace the baldness. It’s cheaper and less painful than hair plugs. Besides, I’m old enough now I just dgaf what I look like anymore. Ha!

Something seem to be going down at Disney HQ. There have been helicopters hovering overhead for quite some time. 😬

Probably the second part of this is correct, but I’m not so sure I’m looking better than ever. Mostly because of the second part, tbh.

Anniversary dinner with my very favorite guy in the whole world. 😍😍😍

Finally mastered this homemade pizza thing. My best one yet!

Found on Reddit. Too good not to share. 😂🤣😂

I’ve been taking the train to work periodically. Each trip only adds 20 minutes to my commute, but likely adds 20 years to my life expectancy. ❤️❤️❤️

Finally got our house numbers hung. I LOVE them!!

Oh. My. God. YES!

I had a collision with a motorcycle on the freeway last night and it has rattled me far, far more than I expected. Please, motorcyclists, the white line is not safe!

Love! ❤️

Feeling a bit like Snow White. I came out for some sun and have been bombarded by wildlife. A lizard, a hummingbird, a kamikaze scarab beetle, and a rabbit have all come to investigate me.

Louie has entered his old man era.