I pledge allegiance To the flag Of the Free Peoples of Margaritaville 🍹 And to the township For which it chills One island Under Buffett Indivisible With cheeseburgers and paradise for all

i was trying to write today

At the end of the month we'll be hosting our very own Steam festival, celebrating over 200 romance-themed visual novels from 100+ developers! Join us Sep 24-Oct 1 💕 Are you a streamer / game reviewer and want to collab with visual novel devs? Join our festival press list: forms.gle/Ebv2QWtnPavM...

Just made a delivery to a house with a sign that said, “Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.” They had a welcome mat.

Our next 2 yuri visual novels are both modern fantasy~! 💖 Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery follows magical girls on one last mission to find a murderer: s.team/a/1803850/ Our Home, My Keeper is a collab with @ebihimes.bsky.social about a writer and her new fairy friend: s.team/a/3092190/

and we love the guitar dont we folks

My favorite bits to say to strangers: 1. "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." (If they're also wearing a cowboy hat) 2. "Whoa. Didn't see you there." (If they're wearing camo) 3. "Did you know Paul McCartney from Wings was in a band called the Beatles?"

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married

going down to the welfare office to beg for my health insurance back how’s my fit

I pledge allegiance To the flag Of the Free Peoples of Margaritaville 🍹 And to the township For which it chills One island Under Buffett Indivisible With cheeseburgers and paradise for all

Directed and cast the voice acting for @vnstudioelan.com's newest game, Upwards Rain: The Post Office of Farewells! First Élan title with gameplay and has a vibe like no other. Extremely cute art and writing. Also you’ll probably cry. store.steampowered.com/app/3449030/...

Caspian is home as of today! Big thanks to everyone who has donated or commissioned me so far. I'll be keeping these open for a bit longer, but y'all are life savers. Go Fund Me shorturl.at/NxYTC Writing Commissions ko-fi.com/s/243c793944

I was in a car accident at the beginning of May and got quoted a $10,000 estimate for repairs. To help with the cost, I've... Set up a Go Fund Me shorturl.at/NxYTC Started taking writing commissions ko-fi.com/s/243c793944 And I'm also looking for work - email in bio!

For Mortem Post Monday, we have a brand new track created by @esselfortium.bsky.social that you can hear a snippet of below! 🪶 Wishlist Upwards, Rain: store.steampowered.com/app/3449030/...

I was in a car accident at the beginning of May and got quoted a $10,000 estimate for repairs. To help with the cost, I've... Set up a Go Fund Me shorturl.at/NxYTC Started taking writing commissions ko-fi.com/s/243c793944 And I'm also looking for work - email in bio!

Easily one of the most embarrassing things I've ever had to do, but my van is busted and I need some assistance. Really appreciate all of you. gofundme.com/f/support-sy... Venmo - @/SyonSanteria

To add to this, I'll be taking emergency writing commissions. There are some Rules and Stipulations™️ involved, but if you've ever wanted me to write something for you, then now is your chance! ko-fi.com/s/243c793944

Huge thanks to everyone who has donated so far. I cannot express how much the outpour has meant to me. The outpour of love and help has greatly relieved the burden and stress. I really appreciate y'all.

the 1st ever otome-themed Steam festival is now LIVE!! I've been working on this for months and it's finally here.... please check out all of the otome on sale, demos to try, and streamers who are taking part in it! 💖 ▶️ celebrate the world of otome: store.steampowered.com/sale/OtomeGa...

This is probably a good time to note that I'm looking for work. Whether that be narrative design, writing, handling your project's voice acting pipeline like I do at @vnstudioelan.com , or something more salaried. Email is in bio, or you can reach out to me or in Discord (same @)!

hey friends 🥹 my buddy's having an awful time right now and i would really appreciate if you could take a look and help him get back on his feet if it's within your means to do so. thank you.

This is probably a good time to note that I'm looking for work. Whether that be narrative design, writing, handling your project's voice acting pipeline like I do at @vnstudioelan.com , or something more salaried. Email is in bio, or you can reach out to me or in Discord (same @)!

To add to this, I'll be taking emergency writing commissions. There are some Rules and Stipulations™️ involved, but if you've ever wanted me to write something for you, then now is your chance! ko-fi.com/s/243c793944

Easily one of the most embarrassing things I've ever had to do, but my van is busted and I need some assistance. Really appreciate all of you. gofundme.com/f/support-sy... Venmo - @/SyonSanteria

i love rain. i love mizore. i love working on this game. life is cold and cruel but vn is warm and fun

Listen every birdie, it's Mortem Post Monday! Today we have a new clip of the voice acting in Upwards, Rain! The Post Office of Farewells, featuring @itsbethpierce.bsky.social as Rain and @williammaloyva.bsky.social as Mizore ✨ 🪶 Wishlist Upwards, Rain: store.steampowered.com/app/3449030/...

For Mortem Post Monday today we also have another character bio! Today we're looking at Mizore. Mizore cares for the tree's health, making sure the Mortem Post can continue for years to come. They'll always lend a friendly wing to Rain. 🪶 Wishlist it: s.team/a/3449030/

Reminder that we will be at #OffkaiGen4 next month in San Jose, California! Stop by our booth to get your yuri fix ✨️

would've been pretty messed up if she said "yes, child, yes" when he asked if her dog bites

We've got another Kickstarter coming down the pipeline! Help make Lock and Key a reality! www.kickstarter.com/projects/vns...

Fight crime. Be gay. Do things the magical girl way 💖 The Kickstarter for our magical girl yuri visual novel Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery is now live! Get physical copies of the game, artbook, keychains & more~ ✨ Support the campaign: bit.ly/lak-kickstar... 💕 Play the demo: s.team/a/1803850/

Our magical girl yuri visual novel Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery is already over 50% funded! Thank you everyone who's supported us so far ✨ Pledge to the campaign to get physical copies of the game, artbook, soundtrack, keychains and more~ 💖 Support the KS: bit.ly/lak-kickstar...

haha yeah these times are pretty hard so like when am i supposed to get strong…?

There was a kid in my fifth grade class that was a pathological liar, and I think one of the worst things I’ve ever done by far was convince the entire class (including the teacher!) to act like they had never met him before until that morning. We kept the bit up until he cried.

I don’t think “we let this guy crash the economy” is the own congressional dems think it is

you are worried about the economy, i am being an enormous pissbaby about the donkey kong redesign *and* the economy we’re the same, you and i

No one ever talks about how Jeff Tweedy became a new genre of guy seemingly overnight

What's better than 1 magical girl? How about a pair of married magical girls? 💖 Lock & Key: A Magical Girl Mystery is our upcoming magical girl yuri visual novel! We'll be running a Kickstarter to fund it very soon~ ✨ Follow the Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/vns...

how i long for the days of not having to constantly be exposed to AI slop and the people who consume it

naruto running away from the bar as a 26 year old man is actually the most endearing thing you could do. you are invoking the spirit of whimsy and whiskey

Special delivery incoming! ✉️ For a limited time, Rain will be accepting letters! If you have a message for a friend, loved one, or even someone of the fictional variety, send it in for a chance for Rain to read it out loud. 🪶 Submit your letters here: forms.gle/CCYydsAqZx9V...

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okey but getting Kelsey Grammer to voice a character named Stinky Pete is actually a pretty good bit

National Park Girls: Love Our Parks Edition: Follow Eve as she gets closer with three spritely cuties that put the “natural” in “supernatural,” and maybe even discovers a new kind of love for the parks. vnstudioelan.itch.io/national-par...

If you are in possession of a ring camera that yells at people I think you are an antisocial freak

I like when people crinkle their eyes when they smile and you catch a glimpse of the person they’ll age into or a glimpse of who they were when they were young.

2025 has been really awful so far and it ain’t looking like it’s gonna get much better.