i’ve lived in chicago for 3 years now and this is genuinely the first time i’ve ever felt truly unsafe.

ICE agents are gassing police officers and civilians in grocery store parking lots but i still have to move my car from one side of the road to the other to avoid a ticket for street sweeping

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i meant the dinga's

wait i love a reverse finish line. send it to me rachel! show me to me please.

let's gaur

new rules for next week's tarot pull - assigning each card a # in chronological order of the full deck (e.g., 1/78, 23/78, etc.).

Obligatory get fucked Larson tweet

svg staaaaahp i can't be horny *all* day long... i have chores! (but don't stop)

don’t call, don’t text 💔

me when my friends touch my boobs

watch out my roval’s reddickulous

“…except kyle busch!” there’s been a murder!

yeah, where are they?

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letting my favorite tarot deck choose my fantasy picks for today’s race because i really didn’t want to think about it 😬

what’s a lady pornstar’s favorite way to keep a pulse on NASCAR? 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 jeff gluck gluck gluck

man, nothing beats having close autistic friends as an autistic person. there’s never any guessing. if there’s a miscommunication, it’s easily talked through to resolution without heightened emotion or judgment. it’s simply one of the best experiences you can have in life imo.

honestly what’s even stopping me at this point

always fighting with my damn iphone... it's time to bring back the t-mobile sidekick. shame they're not on this site because i'm giving away a killer marketing campaign for free: "this october: the sidekick is back from the dead" more to it but they'll have to pay me for that. call me, t-mobile.

important research

me: “i warmed it up in the air fryer and even tho i fucking HATE IT when my onions get cooked — you know how much i like it raw — still delicious on day 2” about a beyond burger from a roadside stand.

if you’re AuDHD, you’re both mom and dad. i don’t make the rules.

i regret learning about the existence of NASCAR barbies because now i feel like i need her

Boobastank

tried typing ‘boobas’ and instagram was like ‘did you mean hoobastank?’

my husband: “i’m sorry - but when it comes to NASCAR history, if you disagree with me, you are wrong. and i am confident. i can die on that hill. [long pause] but did alan kulwicki deserve his 1992 championship? yes! by—“ he’s still rambling 10 mins later. “…& i like mark martin!” 😂

saw a meme the other day that i can’t seem to find again BUT it said something like “if you’re not at least bi in 2025, grow up” and i felt that

idk maybe i’m toxic but i love when results make y’all show your true colors.

i was all for a hamlin championship but honestly now i’m all-in on a certain driver i won’t name publicly because i’m a superstitious fan

and yes i’m also mad at my problematic favorite hocevar today. madder at denny, tho.

bubba is truly the best driver in terms of humanity at the very least. i love that guy so much.

at least it’s obvious he knows he fucked up but goddamn. we could had 2 bubba wins (and tbf i still think we’ll get one yet before the end of this season).

like i’m not upset at all about chase winning 2 in one year given the circumstances but that was fucking bubba’s race to win. accomplished nothing by stomping on your driver.

man fuck you denny

zane that’s not what they mean by riding the wall

i am so fucking lucky to have the friends that i have

not bad for someone who dresses like adam sandler all the time (me not him. he’s always stunning.).

holy shit she put on makeup

angels in the outfield? nah. orgies in the infield. 🙂‍↕️

“some NASCAR fans think it’s all about going fast and turnin’ left. real NASCAR fans know it’s all about their favorite driver turnin’ left.”

i have to come clean. there is only ONE and i mean only ONE case in which i’m tolerant of gen AI and its this:

“Ain’t no power like the power of the people because the power of the people don’t stop!”

if we’re reviving all of the awful stuff, can we also bring back airbrush tees?

working on a personal project (digital diary to get better at graphic design) and i’m so proud of this WIP for october - i had to share it here too.

i need to do a focused rewatch before my hulu sub runs out but ALIEN: EARTH might be the most perfect (maybe inadvertent?) portrayal of the AuDHD experience i’ve ever seen. granted we haven’t seen *much* of that kind of deliberate representation but holy cow. i’m moved.

how it feels opening my ‘puter rn