Marco Jansen absolutely taking the piss with that catch to wrap up the series. One of the greatest outfield catches you will ever see.

Found out today that the commentator for the women's handball world championship starting this week will be remote rather than on-site. For a world championship. Get in so many bins.

"before Jada got a Matildas cap" is the "before we got GTA6" for Australian woso.

me: I will drink two beers and go home. NSW women’s handball team: you will drink two beers and then drink champagne out of the trophy we won.

handball nationals update: 15 games called many compliments from people NSW win GOLD in women’s and bronze in men’s crowd chanting my name as I thank everyone for the opportunity to commentate whilst wrapping up the presentation. 🥹🥹🥹 most importantly, “are you coming to the pub tonight?” 🥹🥹🥹

Sydney FC games this season.

any English-speaking country Olympics rights holders need a handball commentator?

Beaufort Crunkleton? The actor who played Sherlock?

first day of handball commentary: six games commentated one chat with the men's national team coach live on air zero cricket watched (usually a bad thing but I just looked at the score)

Unsolicited dick pic.

Australian Handball (🤾‍♂️🤾🏼‍♀️) Championships start tomorrow in Sydney, with yours truly on commentary!

why did nobody tell me that this is the Southern Utah Thunderbirds' gymnastics team's name?

Just added a "Sport" column to my spreadsheet of games I've commentated. this must mean...new commentary sport unlocked!

We got two Aussies in the startlist for Levi women's slalom tonight. Phoebe Heaydon starting 59th and Sophie Mahon starting 76th. #fisalpine

me watching alpine skiing tonight.

GET HALMAREKT, DUB. SYDNEY IS SKYE BLUE.

turn the TV on with about two minutes left in the Pittsburgh v Nashville NHL game in Stockholm. Saw all I needed to see, really. 😏

A-League Women reaches ‘tipping point’ as scathing report highlights stagnation

I watched this game (despite knowing HPU's Aussie was millions to even get on the pitch) and it was even more bonkers than this suggests. read the second post of the thread too. it only gets better.

CHESSARI AND BUCHANAN MADE THAT GOAL. #WSWvMVC

the things (i.e.: watching WSW) I go through to watch Ella Buchanan and Amy Chessari.

the general implosion of LSU continuing into its on-field play would be funny if it wasn't so damn frustrating from a general football intelligence standpoint.

this is not a normal thing to happen in a handball game.

most of the time, @mattbrown.bsky.social brings me interesting college sports business news, and it is worth far more than the...whatever price I pay with the current abject AUD exchange rate. but not always. today, he brought us something far more important to read.

excellent news!

friday 5:30pm tip-off? wnbl wyd?

between Aimee Medwin's run that put Brisbane in position to score, and Rola Badawiya's goal, it's been a great first half for Long Beach State University. #PERvBRI

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS. ROLA BADAWIYA.

a deflection taking it past Alyssa Dall'Oste? once again i have been personally victimised by football.

can I help?

THEY DID. ABSOLUTE SCENES. Canisius v Sacred Heart for all the marbles! hoo boy did the chances of an Aussie featuring in the NCAA Tournament just rise.

me oh my are Fairfield going to lose in the conference tournament semi-finals!?

holy moly Alex Murphy absolutely mashing R2 to get to the ball first and cutting back for Peyton Gilmore to put High Point up 1-0. speed kills (opposition defences).

it should be illegal to show the stadium concessions stand at halftime of a game I'm watching at 8:30am. i want processed cheese nachos (aka the greatest but worst food in the world). 😢

can this ref please start giving out yellow cards for these Quinnipiac players doing the VAR signal. Canisius would've won by forfeit due to red cards by now if he'd done so all game.

quinnipiac university has an endowment of $674m, get a reliable connection for your soccer stadium ffs.

This Canisius v Quinnipiac women's soccer game is absolute insanity. oh and now we've lost the stream whilst the ref is doing a VAR check for a potential golden goal.

well, we made heavy work of that in the fourth quarter, but we got the win. #WNBL

ISSY FKN MORGAN. it's very annoying that I have to be this hyped for a basket with two minutes left given the lead we had though. #WNBL

Why are we cutting to these pre-game coach interviews with five minutes to play? This is stuff we need to see beforehand. #WNBL

AGNES EMMA-NNOPU. STANFORD REPRESENT. #WNBL

Lauren Nicholson and Issy Morgan on court together. I'd just pack up and go home. (did I make the same joke when Kate Seebohm and Issy Morgan played for Norths together? yes. and I'll keep making it.)

if Swain wants to spend more time with Nicholson in the WNBL off-season, I wouldn't say no. 🦈 watch the monkey's paw curl and they go play NBL1 South together or something.

two defenders going away from the shooter with the shot clock about to expire. even I know that's silly. #WNBL

NBL1 North MVP (via NBL1 East tho 🤭) draws the offensive foul on the NBL1 West MVP. #WNBL

Unique Thompson picking Jade Melbourne's pocket, we love to see it (from a Flames perspective, not from a Jade Melbourne fan perspective). #WNBL

Jordan Binnington being a douche (trying to hide Ovechkin's 900th goal puck)? well, I never.

Opening day of women's college basketball. Duke losing but that means Baylor won...a Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.

me: come on bo, hit it out of the park so you don't have to run. bo: makes me look smart.