me, a Football Manager player: Lower League Management.

hmm. seems bad. #TourDeSuisse

it is not only ok, but actually encouraged to deadname the Dauphiné.

It simply should not be accepted that Scotland are being forced to play our home game with Israel in the UWNL behind closed doors in Hungary. A nation that *today* have struck and killed paramedics in a clear breach of the Geneva Convention should not be allowed to compete.

looks like I'm going to finish this year of my life the same way I spent most of it: raging at state league sport commentators who think they're bigger than the very games they call. stop trying to make this shit all about yourself, cunts.

Han. Xu's. Family. Name. Is. Han. (deadset, I critique commentary more than the actual game when I watch nowadays.)

MARENA WHITTLE IS INEVITABLE. Gangurrus win 16-15 over the seppos in Chengdu. #FIBA3x3

I've been to Coca-Cola Coliseum once, to watch the Toronto Marlies. They lost 7-0 to Lake Erie. Hopefully the Tempo do better than that.

yep, that's definitely a city I've run a half-marathon in.

bangs.

NBL1 East Women distribution of winning margins across the first 20% of the season. it's great to have top-level talent in the league, it's less great to have 25% of games be 40+ point blowouts.

Comets Youth League Men have 90s Green Day playing on the speaker before their game. This is a good start to the afternoon.

i don't think that's any of your business.

GEORGIA BANKS DEBUT FOR MANLY. #NBL1East

a guard attempting to throw a skip pass whilst guarded by 6'3" (with utterly ridiculous length) Olivia Johnston. I want Manly to win this and I'm still frustrated by what Hills are doing sometimes here. #NBL1East

decided to chuck the cricket on even though I'll only be home for another hour before going out. NZ 3-3 with Kerr, Bates, and Plimmer back in the sheds.

i was a skye halmarick fan before you were.

yeah, yeah, we've all been to Winnipeg.

An NBL1 player calling Jaden Ivey 'the man' on Insta. Before even getting into the whole, y'know, topic...bruh, think about what the hell you're doing here.

MELIE KERR 179* AND NEW ZEALAND CHASE DOWN 347. That is one of the best games of cricket you will ever see.

Well, this sucks.

The Court of Death, by Rembrandt Peale, 1820, 📸 via @ContextFreeCBB

in my humble onion, the ending to that men's basketball game was very funny.

@snarkyplatypus.com it may interest you to know that Eva Afeaki is playing NBL1 East for Sutherland this season.

My code worked first time. I am wary.

"2km sprint." yeah, I reckon every player's failing that.

always treat being a member of #TeamHeadset as a privilege. we're making #TeamHeadset a thing.

some of @lachyheel.bsky.social’s best work, he made a sign for Grace Gill! 🫡 🎤 #AmazingGrace #JPNvAUS #WAC2026

is the Women's First Four really not on ESPN on Disney+ in Australia? no, that's fine, I didn't want to watch Australia's own Jess Petrie playing for Nebraska anyway.

Thinking back to last Friday when I commentated a UTS v USyd basketball game after volunteering with 5 minutes until tip-off. Stay ready don’t gotta get ready (by which I mean 90% of the players play Waratah Youth League Women so I know them all).

The Allianz ad is cringe (particularly the physio calling her by her surname) but at least Amy Sayer’s getting that sponsorship bag. 😍

there should be a line at Officeworks printing for people who actually know what they want.

Have a feeling I won’t be the only one in this kit at South Korea v Uzbekistan, but I doubt most of the others will say “Grant” on the back.

going to a game in Perth that had fewer than 17,000 people attend? sorry, can't relate. 😏

Alex Johnston breaks the record and the Tillies go up 1-0 in the space of five minutes. How good.

got myself some converse. “you already have converse.” nope. “i can see them in the photo.” oh yeah but those are different converse.

As a massive fan of college football, the level of tackling in this NRL game is a nice reminder of the sport I love during its long off-season.

I LOVE THIS SONG. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE.

stop trying to make the vestibule seats on a Tangara fit four people you absolute degenerates. 😡😡😡

well, I can still watch A Raso, even if it’s not THE Raso.

well that is bullshit. 😭😭😭

Saw this ad in London and I’ve decided I’m going to use it as a reaction to football results I find amusing.

i'm still hungry though.

Sausage roll and a 750mL Dare Double Espresso at 5am (aka after the night pay closes at the servo and I can actually walk in). I'm adjusting well.

perks of jet lag: I’m already up, showered, and dressed before the 4am game.

First NPL game of the season today and the metro is down. Thanks for the welcome home, Sydney.

I’m satisfied with my achievements.

explaining why I need another Tillies jersey.

Airport terminals need Timezones. That is all.