i have been having lots of bad dreams about people i hate

seriously y’all it’s a real struggle

This orchid has a 2nd spike pictured here. Cymbidium Splendid Marilyn ‘Cabernet’ #orchid #flower #gardening #bloomscrolling #photography #naturephotography 🌱🌴🪴sky

BOGO sesame balls

man i get that i'm not the target demographic for pretty much anything these days but most things labeled as comedy are not funny at all to me

金色のサファイアのお星さま。 ブースにたくさん並んだ色とりどりの星の海から見つけた一粒です。 重たい金色のようなアンティークカラーに惹かれて選んだのだけど家の電球色のスタンドライトで見たらピンクでびっくり。この子カラチェンしますね？ 昼間は古美金、夜は艶やかピンク。そしてもちろん蛍光するのです。 RheaJewelさんより。 #Bluesky鉱物部

トルマリンのお花の指輪💐

tried the cream carbonara... it's fucking delicious!! my spice tolerance is much better than i thought. it's quick and easy to make, and i finished off the remaining sauce with a bowl of instant rice. will definitely eat again!

can't even trauma dump on here because i don't want my posts to show up in random feeds

Morning

I was gifted the cutest set of tiny tarot cards with cats on them, so naturally I had to do a reading for Basil, who was v interested in this cat-toy-sized development. He drew The Heirophant, indicating his need for routine and tradition (the ritual of dinnertime, accurate to the nanosecond)

Me pidieron una patatita motivacional.... CULONA. El mensaje es íntimo/secreto y no puedo mostrarlo PERO ESTE CULO MERECE SER PRESUMIDO.

"go live" lol no the only time i use bluesky is when i'm on the toilet

Whatcha doing bud

薄らと紫がかったブルーが素敵な、タンザナイトの指輪が新着しました✨🔵✨

三角アクアカルセドニーの指輪💍

もう花粉飛んでるの？？

A catbus poem with art by the wonderful @bitebitebited.bsky.social! This was a Secret Santa gift, but I think maybe we’d like to do more pixel poetry after this too 🎅 #pixelart #poetry #ghibli

三日月の銀製ネックレス🌙

移り変わる色 (Fluorite/Yaogangxian Mine, Yaogangxian W-Sn ore field, Yizhang Co., Chenzhou, Hunan, China) #Bluesky鉱物部

綺麗な青の、タンザナイトの指輪💍

i love dragons.

ครัวซองไซส์แบ่งคนทั้งหมู่บ้านกิน

feeling real grateful for having the cognitive ability to consciously arrange colors and lines to represent objects and/or ideas rn

kimchi slap simulator

it's only been a few days but i am well on my way to achieving my dream of becoming aunty nice delts

春はまだかな

I feel this needs to be a human sized outfit 🖤❣️ #whimsical #cottagecore #trog #valentinesday❤️ #cozy

sometimes he is so cute, i can't handle it 💕

OH I FEEL IT I FEEL THE COSMOS ✨ Check out my #paperart Katamari Damacy illustration!

i am so confused by (and do not trust) the netflix rating system. american shows with explicit sex scenes are rated MA, but a korean game show murder mystery that is very obviously staged and uses the term "netflix and chill" to imply sexual activity is also rated MA...

おはようございます✨ 昨日は各地で成人式でしたね。 新成人の皆さま、おめでとうございます✨ 今朝はどことなく和服の襟の合わせを連想させる石を。 インドネシア産 イリスアゲート（瑪瑙）スライス 角度により、光が透過・回折することで虹が出ます。 #Bluesky鉱物部

today i put on my big girl pants and braved the rainy weather in search of love... ❤️‍🔥🐔

ラピスラズリのハート型リング🩵

おつかれさまの連休最終日✨ 冬晴れの空に似合う石をどうぞ。 インドネシア産 イリスアゲート（瑪瑙）スライス 角度により、光が透過・回折することで虹が出ます。 #Bluesky鉱物部

Art is for YOU. Creating it serves you. You cannot fail it. You will be a slightly different person after making each piece. Because you're not just making art, you're daring your self to explore and play and solve. You grow, regardless of outcome. -Shy Moon #artsky

dear perfume makers, please stop putting patchouli in everything. it smells like fermented garbage juice. sincerely, shiny

this is true source: am goblin

i guess i could provide some context for this: in the early days of bluesky, a guy got mad at someone else and then posted a photo of the home depot parking lot with the message, "i'm here you fuckaas bitch" i am personally a huge fan of home depot and this guy's comedic genius

the word "nothingburger" really pisses me off because it reminds me of the time when i got someone else's tragic ass mcdonalds order which contained a bun with sauce and lettuce

snacktime balls

a charming fellow!

i ordered pizza and i guess they sent it off with a nice flying elbow smash

emotionally overdosed on kdramas ... i need a nap

アメジストとペリドットの木🟣🟢

Butt study #sketch

パンジー @botanical.bsky.social

i always hope your happiness to be a wonderful day