vampire crawlers is very fun and addictive 👍

月曜日 お布団から出られないのは お化けのせい

me, while giving dexter lots of kisses: do you love kisses? dexter: *slaps me*

もう1輪アッシュウェンズデイが咲き始めた Another 'Ash Wednesday' rose started to open 🌱 @botanical.bsky.social #バラ #roses

i think dexter is ready to be a big brother. he's been real clingy and needy since pippy's been gone. i think it'd be good for him to have a little buddy to train him up to be a good minion 😸

shrimp in a stroller

today i was playing with dexter with a mouse on a stick toy and then he ran off with it in his mouth and hid it under the bed where i can't reach it!!!

i got a costco pack of carbonara buldak ramen and now it's all i ever think about

curry curry curry bun curry curry curry bun curry bun! curry bun! curry curry bun bun ...with pineapple soda!

he caught the rainbow snake

*screaming* (Pin by Doctor Gus)

*shouting from the rooftops* UBE! SESAME! BALL!

me looking at one of pippy's old food bowls 👀 me looking at my sandwich 🥪 👀 aha a perfect fit

the chef at my local bbq place is very serious about dill and i would like to marry this person

i told him he's the man of the house now and he seems ready for that responsibility

we're getting into the "i don't wanna eat dinner while the sun is setting" time of the year because it's too hot and bright and i just wanna enjoy my damn meal

just look at this guy

i hate the photo carousel because swiping left and right already do other stuff and it can't figure out what i want it to do

dexter wandering around yelling for his brother is breaking my heart, man

pippy has crossed over the rainbow bridge 🐈‍⬛️🌈

i got a new brush for the cats and whenever i use it on dexter, he has to rub up on his emotional support catnip carrot 😆

WHAT how dare you

pippy smells like old man

some days you find your old ass cat sleeping in the litterbox and then you get him outta there and he's like, "ok i'll go sleep on your pillow instead" and then everything smells like butts

i ate 2 boxes of donuts over the weekend and i already wanna do it again 🍩

I had so much fun watching these tiny plates being made! The process probably doesn't suit itself for 28/32mm, but still very enjoyable and relaxing! #miniatures #dollhouse

pippy's new favourite thing to do in the middle of the night is stand on my desk and sneeze on my monitors

lol now my stomach: PREPARE FOR TROUBLE my uterus: AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

i bought myself a little slice of cheesecake today and omg it was so good

i had a dream that my mom turned young and hot and she made me bring her to an arcade late at night where she spent $100 on cute gacha toys and then punched a lady and ran away idk i feel like i need better quality sleep but whenever i try, stuff like this ☝️ happens

am i getting smaller or is dim sum getting bigger? i just ate a siu mai that was SIX! BIG! BITES! it was like the size of my fist 👊

どら焼きの日

i was trying to take a cute pet portrait

it's pizza time 🍕

if i can smell the weed this strongly from my bathroom window, can the person smoking it hear me pooping 🤔

i have finally discovered the joy of playing vampire survivors

おはよう土曜日⛅️ インド マハーラーシュトラ州産 カクタスクォーツ （サボテン水晶） サボテンというより、これは雲でしょう☁️ #Bluesky鉱物部

thinking of bringing in donuts for the office (it's me, i'm the office)

my cat is sitting under my desk and every few mins i get a whiff of fart smell XD

turn on steamdeck update 28 games system update turn off steamdeck go to sleep

dear filmmakers, could we collectively agree to stop killing pets and babies for the shock value? like just don't do it. talk to a therapist instead and have a nice day. sincerely, shiny 🌟

i just bought an ear cleaning camera so if anybody needs me, i'll be here examining my earholes

pimple on the nose medicine that has sulfur always smells like farts

youtube: oh hey shiny, you like kpop and cute cat videos? well here, lemme show you this super close up video of someone putting a water droplet on this jumping eight legged creature! oh you'd like to hide this video? ok lemme just autoplay that for you ... CURSE YOU, YOUTUBE!!!

i am happy to report that everyone in this household is having good healthy poos

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まだ見ぬ霧の岬。 #ボルダーオパール

mine & pippy's love language is farting on each other