[ yeah actually im taking another break. my discord is feraldeercolony but please don't be offended if i dont accept your friend request bc honestly i am so beyond burnt out on this bullshit ]

Woof. Bark.

I'M NOT A DOG!!!!!

No, wait, I don't have to go by myself. I know a ton of men who love torture.

And Kel needs therapy! Fuck off!

I think I'm just gonna go by myself.

Vote. explore.org/fat-bear-week

𖤐 THE FOOL 𖤐 [ #ghostbc #thebandghost #namelessghoul #ghouloc ]

Gietta doesn't want me to tell the world that she's stinky.

[ 😮‍💨 i am so fucking depressed and anxious i lowkey hate logging in im ngl like ]

I need to go out on a date. Does anyone around here know any men who would enjoy going to the medieval torture museum?

I'm a peach?

Plushias... move...? THEY CAN MOVE?

I think everyone at the Ministry should have to take an autism screening.

Waaahhhhh!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WAILING WEDNESDAY AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!;

I need some spiritual guidance, if anyone's available. ):

The rapture WAS yesterday. You and no one you know got raptured bc we are all pieces of shit in your god’s eyes

@seeyouinkel.bsky.social got you something, too :) not really sure why, but it reminded me of you

Can you guys please consider pitching in? Jules needs kisses real frigging bad.

This is how it feels when discussing certain Papas with Father Mordred.

*Kel doesn't know what the fuck 'psilocybe' is. They know what magic mushrooms are. They know about drugs. But they think Erin is just talking about a fancy culinary delicacy. They arrive absolutely buzzing with excitement, their flat affect just a little less so. Mushrooms are a safe food. >

What if tonight was my last?

Who's ready for the rapture?

[ when you read kel's posts you have to read it in jerma's voice /hj ]

I KNEW IT!!!!!

What if God isn't real and Satan just invented the concept of God for a laugh?

[ love making two of my characters fight. kel told everyone it was terzo's birthday one time and terzo never forgave him ]

See? I'm not in trouble. Papa III said so. (((:

[ my stupid ass just tried to go to sleep at 8:40-ish pm despite my bedtime lately being like 4:15am. ugh. ]

Exploding Papa III with my mind.

*Like usual, Kel has found one of the worst ways to announce themself. Hopefully Jules doesn't throw anything heavy this time!* FBI, OPEN UP! *Kel shouts in the deepest voice they can muster, which is actually shockingly deep. They pound on his door as hard as they can, then swing the door wide.*

I didn't do anything. It's all lies.

[ ok mental illness is canceled, it's time to post ]

[ back tomorrow! sorry guys, i'm just tired and insane. 🤧 i went to bed at 4am this morning ok the adjustment to new meds is crazy. anyway see you soon ]

[ HI GUYS I'LL BE BACK SOON MAYBE TOMORROW MAYBE IN A COUPLE DAYS this isn't bc of anything bad dw it's just my new meds finally started doing shit to my brain and im a little insane rn and ik how i get when my brain is adjusting to new meds so--! yeah see u soon xoxo ]

[ "How exciting ! She’s learning ghoul stuff !!" kel getting ori in trouble with the ministry ghouls by telling her that biting is how you say hi

[ jsyk kel has a bostonian accent ]

If you see me in tonight's ghoul pile, no you didn't.

AAAAA!!!!!!!

[ @eggyroal.bsky.social ] Lately, all Kel can do in his downtime is sniffle and curl up and cry. This time, he's found a nice little corner in a less trafficked part of the Ministry -- a plush bench set into a windowed alcove, partially obscured by curtain. He's hugging a pillow close to his >

[ huh ok i have a few nefarious things to do tonight ]

Meow.

[ getting swamp ghoul permanently traumatized for the bit

[ oh my god did my anonymous email cause serious in-universe problems for our favorite gator is that why this happened

[ ok no more stamp carving. i will get my laptop and write properly. ]

He lets me snuggle his bears...

[ man. kel has kind of become a bit... hm... idk he's way less naive. pivoted to pragmatism on a dime. which... yeah ig it makes sense after all the stress he went through, culminating in a ritual sacrifice, but... damn. ]

Finally, someone who can give me an answer.