God I want attention so bad

I'm not looking forward to actually taking leave in the coming months. Reduced duty is already hard enough.

i miss my pookie (frater imperator)

We're officially past the 20 week mark. I'm stuck with this baby from here on out and I gotta be okay with that.

[ in case you were wondering why eggy isn't around anymore and i haven't been either lmfao ]

OKAY IM JUST GONNA DROP A BADLY WRITTEN CALLPOUT AND BE DONE BC HONESTLY IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING GUY AND THINKING ABOUT HIM i'll consolidate all of the screenshots of every correspondence i have had with this creep later but he's taken up months of my life so-- docs.google.com/document/d/1...

So glad I'm not in Boston right now.

Psps. These aren't as good as I thought they'd be BUT IT'S SO FINE. I ran out of pose ideas....so..portraits!! Let me know if I can post these to insta, perhaps (with credit!!) (More below!) @sinningwithdragons.bsky.social @m1dwest-indigo.bsky.social @feraldeer.bsky.social @madteddy.bsky.social

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Forcing my betrothed to watch Shrek with me 'cause our unborn baby is the size of an onion this week.

[ you ever just reply to an rp on your personal by accident ]

Make sure you guys tell our Antichrist to have a happy belated birthday. (:

Oh no, I'm pregnant! One of you did this.

Please drop your Christmas gifts list by my office no later than tomorrow, Tuesday, at 5pm. Copia Claus must wrap your presents himself!!!!!

I'm gonna stand under a clump of mistletoe all afternoon just to see what happens.

I love setting people up with my fiance.

Alright, alright. Who wants to sit on my lap?

I have to go into the mountains and dunk my head into a snow bank right now.

[ dewdrop why are you doing this to my boy fjkajxjsjxjd ]

He saw this. I'm not deleting it 'cause I'm not a coward though.

I've never been more attracted to the bottom of a shoe in my entire life.

[ yes i am literally waiting the whole nine months for this baby. she's due in like may or june. this is the long haul. why? i just- 🧍🧍🧍 autism brain says i am not allowed to just Make It Happen ]

In honor of Hazel being the size of a pear now, pear walnut frangiapane. (: Don't worry, my fiancé helped me. We still don't let me bake unsupervised.

My daughter is making me suffer for no reason other than that she can.

The worst thing about being pregnant is not being able to do anything without googling if it's safe or not. Can a pregnant person have sushi? Probably not! Can a pregnant person ride a horse? Better not risk it! Can a pregnant person take antidepressants? Taper off just in case! Ugh.

[ can't believe kel and aeon already have a canon lovechild ]

Stop making me look like a deadbeat!

I thought I was supposed to be leeching warmth from this ghoul, not the other way around!

A greeting card to apologize for acting out due to unresolved trauma

This time of year, I realize how fortunate I am to not live in Boston. I wasn't built for cold.

[ guhhh i really only rp on discord these days. i miss u guys but also... longform plotted rp... ❤️❤️❤️ ]

It's way too early. But, the Devil's work is never done. Sister Bernadette and I are gonna go hand out pamphlets downtown. Wish us luck.

I haven't stolen anyone's clothes in a few weeks!

Now that I've returned from my exciting trip where I laid around and paid strangers to touch me, anyone have any... I dunno... HR/GR issues they wanna report, or...?

"Take a vacation," they said! "It'll be good for you," they said! "Nothing bad will happen while you're gone," they said! And they were right!

[ i lived... bitch ]

[ im back from warped and stuff and i miss my bestie already and my legs hurt sO bad ]

[ i need to redo the layout of this on my computer bc i put too many watermarks on it like a crazy person and made the resolution tiny bc i did it on mobile 💔🍅🍅🍅 ]

[ im coming home from warped... missed u stinkies 🥺❤️🤧 ]

[ still at warped ehjdhdjfhd we are trying to stay for gwar ]

My favorite thing to have for dinner.

[ im going to warped tour i am literally on the plane rn. i didn't wake up this morning knowing i was going but i sure am. ]

I wanna know who's fujoshing out and drawing pictures of me and Bishop Brouillard. You're not in trouble. I just have several questions.

I would like to have a talk with whoever drafted such depraved sketches, and why it was filed under my "IMPORTANT" files.

sometimes you just need to peg your submissive and breedable demon lord husband , and i think that's beautiful

wikiHow calm down Heart now .wikihow stop Giggling bing heart palpitation. wikihow Friend??? . Google . . Google friend. Google friendship how ? WikiHoW relation ship . yahoo questions .

I just received a wonderful new piece to add to my wardrobe. What do we all think?