It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

just had a pot pie for the first time and i feel like it's better than sex

Really niche band that makes music in strudel and gatekeeps their fans by hosting the only repo for it on one shitty laptop that goes online and offline at random

yes google I meant pee-ordered

Man, that's pretty messed up. 😭 Anyone else have any other cursed code? I want to see them. #gamedev

fisher price's my first mixing and recording studio

My Professor told me to teach class 3D sculpting

why is it called openai if it’s closed source

I'd honestly rather they sell off Rec Room to someone like Activision and have it be a microtransaction hell than shut it down. At least I'd still have all my creations

throwback to the time i crashed my penis satellite and it broke all my graphics drivers

my aur version of spotify kept becoming progressively higher contrast each time I put my computer to sleep so when I went to review my ttml lyrics file it felt like this

CIA document

Oh my god I feel like the biggest dumbass on the planet.

I'M GOING CRAZY

PUSH UR T3MPRR MURDER EVERY 1 U KNOW! WORLDWID3 DOGMATICA especially

My fingers hurt and my keyboard keys are starting to break /silly

Member lists have been disabled globally to shed some load to make the platform a bit more usable in preparation for the next deploy that will let us bring them back, HQ back, improve loading times of media, eliminate random failures and intermittent latency, and a lot of other cool things!

i loved hotline miami, the only thing it was missing was a cyberpunk aesthetic and a girl calling you puppy but oh well

same cat

Okay now they REALLY can't stop me

mod.io comments are gold on this earth

I. Hate. Macbooks. Why are they not. Just. Laptops.

Modern day art.

Lightweight

I'm ashamed of my audience bc half of my "your viewers also watch" tab is just lazy meme/Reddit reading and nothingburger reaction channels I kinda hate that a lot of queer content creators just go for that creatively devoid route but I fear the hate I'd get for saying it's terrible content.

Playing Top Gear with @scottderg.bsky.social when suddenly... Both at the same time: Es un pico!!! Waaahahahah ("Its a penis! aaahahahaaah")

The round hasn't even started!

The fact that I'm getting nostalgic for some nights I stayed up all night playing games like stormworks and Minecraft with tech mods. And the fact that those were both two and FIVE years ago respectively

ZSH MENTIONED IN TOY STORY 5 HELLO????

did you know trans people are never on time to things? google trans late

I don't think McAfee antivirus is gonna cut it this time

Edging towards fortune

MR. KILL MYSELF MORE LIKE MR. KILL MY SPEAKERS GOOD GOD

I think it's supposed to be parody????? it's really funny in some places and very clearly isn't serious

I love old technology

Holy shit. Chronically online BlackBerry.

What's the specific genre of editing called where the voiceover isn't done by AI but the editing likely is and it's just one gif for every sentence and then some text in JetBrains Mono on a nord-colored background

Now is it worth having accurate DS-like gaps if my mouse takes extra velocity to move between monitors

I had an idea for a long exposure photo a week ago and I'm so glad it came out exactly how I thought it would

The Outlast Trials players: