People with clubbed fingers don’t deserve hands.

I do not like people in my way while I’m trying to cook. I actually don’t want anyone in the kitchen while I’m in there lol

Happy for him. But that movie was still horrible

Oh yall really be using this app!

Idk who need to hear this but DL niggas are the scum of the Earth. Please stop glamorizing them.

Well well well

It’s like I have to do sooooo much talking at work, I have zero interest or energy to talk to or socialize with friends, family, or even the bitch I sit next to at work.

Between work, bills, responsibilities, and the increase of socializing I’ve had to do, I’m literally drained. Always.

I need to follow more Housewives related pages on here. That and porn are the one thing X still has over this app.

Cafe Bustelo >

I miss that og hollistee cologne. 15 year old me used to love that shit.

Speaking of Christmas, I need everyone to slow down. Went to Lowe’s today, Christmas already on full display. Went to the liquor store, candlelight carols playing in the back. RELAX.

I genuinely think most people don’t fathom how much money a billion really is. bc even halved, that’s still 500 million. whole generations can still eat good off of that

Been saying this but…

I don’t even live in New York and I wanna vote for him 😂😂😂

I been off twitter for a few months now but I always forget about this app lol. Hey yall

Yall be talking about hormones after 30. And ever since I turned 30, I want to have LESS sex. Please leave me tf alone 😭😩

Being told you’re top 3 on multiple niggas list is….

Idk…some of us kinda do look like monkeys

me at 40 to me at 16

If you don’t, then I assume you’re dirty

My coworker came into work with a dashiki on today. She’s from north Philly. You people—

I hope Krave Moore is having an amazing day.

If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?

Can’t wait to beat my dick.

“I wanna suck on your toes, as a friend” hours. 😎

Love me some pretty feet bad

Hurt people hurt people😞

Girl it’s just a lot on my shoulders rn. Things can be blessings, but they also be a lot of pressure to carry/maintain. Bad bitches have bad days too.

Been genuinely overwhelmed for like a month now and after all that holding it in and pretending I’m okay, I cried at my desk and my entire drive home. I fucking needed that.

Never thought we’d have to gatekeep glory holes but alas

People who don’t have sex on the regular be so… mean! rawr

It literally was the perfect ending to his role in the series, but it also really felt like his goodbye to the public.

I love this!

I thought this was Shamea Morton and now I caint unsee it🤣😂

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid and the worst era to be an adult.

Cracked my shorty like a crab leg last night and this morning

@beaucoupbougee.bsky.social happy birthday you chicken nugget loving mf! ❤️❤️🍾

I want these boots

Aubrey the night before she testifies

Just block. These are the people that will not respect boundaries of when you working, when you sleeping or doing personal things. I don't work 24hrs, but I sleep, do groceries, cook, clean my house, go to gym, meditate. These no-life ratchets thinks if you are not working you should be fucking them

I’m so excited. I really hope it’s good. She was the best part of WF to me.

😭😂😂😂 I been laughing since last week

Bitches be thick but I’m thickerrr

A man that don’t make his feet a priority is a raccoon in my eyes

I showed feet on TikTok live and made $20 in like 3 minutes 😳

I love when a nigga get to whimpering while I’m digging in em.

I enjoy reminding people they do NOT have to speak to me.

Anglea Oakley called Porsha Snuffleupagus omg omg omg static.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/image...