My husband spends ages taking pith off an orange - I don’t think he’s going to be happy with this pomelo I got him for breakfast 😳

It’s passed 😁 But then it should because it’s only the first one 🚗👏🏻❤️

Young people don’t understand landlines. They don’t seem to realise that unless you are sitting next to it then it needs to ring more than two times 😀

MOT day 😬🤞🏻

At my age I don’t know if it’s normal to feel like this or if there is something wrong with me 🤷‍♀️

Here we go again 😬

I hate Evri 🤬 They just keep returning orders to the suppliers without even coming near my house. 5 orders have been returned in the last 2 weeks

Having a deep clear out has its rewards- I have just found $3250.

My husband is complaining about the smell of the clove of garlic I put in my lunch and yet he can’t smell the suffocating stench of a dead rat lurking somewhere under the floorboards 😡

That Cats Protection advert 😭😭😭😭

It’s not often I am up and dressed at this hour 😬

I have to get up at 3 a.m 4 alarms have been set 😳

More stress I can’t get house insurance. As soon as I say no to the “was it built after 1700” question my quote gets rejected

Three dogs running at me, barking and jumping up. Owner made no attempt to call them back. Just once I would like a stress free walk. They look at me as if I’m weird for not liking to me dirtied with mud. 😡

I knew it was going to be a « good » year for spiders- I’ve encountered three tonight already 😱

I’ve just found my shorts. I have been looking for them all summer 😬

This is only the second time I’ve watched Amazing Hotels and it’s exactly the same one!

I really want to want to go out and visit stuff. There’s loads of places/things I would like to see but I can’t find the enthusiasm. It makes me sad and annoyed with myself

🌿☕ No idea where I got this from.. however thank you to whosoever... Enjoy 💐🍷 The wonders of the English Language 🥳

Dreams shattered I have visions of rampaging kids and stinky dogs.

I want to make this and for it to have light up eyes.

I’ve got that lost feeling after finishing an enjoyable book. I don’t often find one that keeps me going but this did.

I’ve moved to my winter quarters

Tonight I was going to give up residence in the conservatory and go back to the sitting room - however there was a huuuuge spider right in the middle of the sofa and no-one around to deal with it. 😳

@missymollymol.bsky.social I have just made that cottage cheese chocolate mousse - it doesn’t have the whipped texture of mousse though, it has a yoghurt like texture 🤷‍♀️

Even after 15 years I still get anxious when the post drops through the letterbox #hatemail

I checked the local weather forecast last night, again this morning and just before I pressed the Go button on the washing machine- 0% chance of rain 10 minutes into the wash it started raining and now as soon as I had finished hanging it out it started raining again 🤬

Connections Puzzle #828 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪

Our village shop is closing - the next nearest shop is about an 8 to 10 mile round trip. Everyone will now have to drive there 🤷‍♀️

Seeking as it's "that time of year" again, a reminder to be sure to check your slippers carefully for these little monsters before putting them on.......... #Caturday

I am not a prude but I really dislike mugs, jewellery and anything with swear words on. I’ve just seen this - I find it really distasteful

I had some weird dreams last night but the only one that has stuck in my head is seeing Nigella stuff a turkey with a square box so that it will be easier to slice for sandwiches. And there were two people trying to stitch the neck end in place while she flounced around the kitchen

Is it possible to get a hotel that isn’t dog friendly 😳 I keep going to book one and the read We Are Dog Friendly- nope

I had a black cat too 1986 pictures

All the time we still had this there was a chance. But it’s got to go 😢

Otto’s Thrill

I love conkers

Dark Monarch

Red Labyrinth

What the hell do I do now - I can’t cope with this anymore

It appears that the light at the end of the tunnel was an oncoming train Due to complete in two days time and the house has been broken into and stripped of all copper pipe

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About 150 years ago I bought a Prisoner of Alcatraz T-shirt with the intention of using it as a nightshirt. I never wore it but it’s just come to light due to a clear out. There is one for sale on Etsy so today I am going to wear it out on my walk

That app that animates old photos I would imagine it could be quite distressing/traumatic

Today I have seen light at the end of the tunnel 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 I just hope it’s not an…

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@mirandakitten.bsky.social Dolly has been quaffed and it’s a thumbs up 😁