gawd, i wish human rights were real... that would b so cool u gyys

human rights aren't real. human rights can't hurt you.

Most people rejected His message. They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

with three dimensions of space and one dimension of time isn't EVERY game of chess 4d chess?

"the assing on the cake" as they say

wait no, two of them right next to each other

i need a tattoo of r2d2 in a tutu on tatooine, just to make people be all like, "yo is that a tattoo of r2d2 in a tutu on tatooine?"

twenny twenny cigs

oh, you didn't Like my Post. it's fine. you'll get another chance

wait ur tellin me they hosted the worlds economic forum inside of this guy??

got a case of the vapers

pole her vortex SRY!

what the left needs now is 'democrats' but furtha left

there's sort of this implicit cognitive bias in most news & media that an injustice done to a person is just one tragedy, but I think it's more of a series of tragedies that continue over time and often even after the main thing that was traumatizing

what they never say on the news is how, for that 5 y/o boy who was kidnapped, for his parents, and each of their family and friends branching out to the entire community (and for anyone else unjustly caged or deported etc) it's not just one tragedy, but a new tragedy in each moment that it continues

got a case of the vapers

wait ur tellin me they hosted the worlds economic forum inside of this guy??

bash is really the transgenderest language because the switch statements all finish with (and i swear to Dog im not making this up) 'esac' which as we all know is short for estrogenated ballsack, hell of a coincidents dont u think.

ladeez and gendermins, we did it! *big 'Mission Accomplishe' trans flag flying in the background*

no but seriously though can someone explain bus thread to me? i touched many grasses today

bus thread? that's like when the cpu needs some data from the cache right?

dudes rock

honestly i think he just shit himself really bad and then each time they gave him a spare change of clothes he just kept shitting himself over and over until they ran out of fresh clothes for him so they had to go back to get more clothes that aren't covered in shit

people need to start living real life more like how luthen andor lives life

wait, no, hogh*

high*

except for the hogh as bawls part, i aam that

im sorry i lied pack, i dont even have a chastity cage, it was all for the bit

locked & loaded (got my cage on and im high as bawls (not the energy drink))

same type of shit as telling a person to apologize to their abusive partner or family member thinking "surely that will smooth things over!" and it's not just the mayor, it's like 99-100% of elected dems can't even identify the difference between unprovoked violence and violence as self defense

when they do it, it's never called 'violence'... its 'protocols and procedures', its 'just the way the world works', it's 'public safety' even when it doesn't make anyone in the public any safer, and so on that's a big part of how they trick us into never fighting back.

If you’re anti-ICE but not anti-cop you are missing the whole entire point.

Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop

2026 lets bring back the icebucket challenge but let's also change what it is in some sort of way

okay wait no hold up, let him cook for a second

When do you think we will reach a point where no one is on social media wondering why cops aren’t arresting ICE Like we have to get that point soon, yeah? Because come on, y’all. You can’t possibly look at what cops have been doing to Black people for decades and think cops are the answer.

i am eepy, i have an eepienus

thinkin i might get a PhD in cheerleading so that they have to call me Dr. Pepper...

life is just a series of getting stuck in some kind of rutt and then struggling to break out of it then either failing or succeeding and if you do ever succeed once and progress to the next level you are rewarded with the gift of: 🥁 more rutts! some times the same one as before, just like sissyfist

can't believe all these idiotes saw the OG star warses and the prequels and the latest shit and the little disney plus shows and what not, and totally cheered on the rebels the Whole time only to be irl like "nah it's chill, lets give palpatines stormtroopers even More money, actually!" 🤡💩🤠😮‍💨🫩🫩🫩

i like to imagine that there's this anthropomorphic embodied curse just roaming around amerikkka wreaking havoc unseen and pulling the strings behind the scenes to just fuck our whole shit up generally speaking, to make us have a bad time. kinda like in jujutsu kaisen... it sure would explain a lot!

It has never been more important in most of our lifetimes than now to make art that deeply offends and concerns fascists.

yearning for a world where people finally stop pretending, in large enough numbers for it to matter (and snowball), that the so-called supreme court's opinion on anything matters, where laws are simply not part of our collective and individual decision making processes 🥺👉👈

chinga la migra a muerte

bro all this shits so fucked and shit bro what the fuck, bro? shit...

Dr Morale and the Big Peppers

oh no step society! what are we even doing here?

for years ive been pronouncing it "docked her pepper" and still to this day, nobody has noticed...