damn i guess no buddy

who up wantin to come to the trebuchet building and using party?

ayyyy girrrrl lemme get them Digits (ur fingies)

guerilla glueing a vibrator onto my freshly decapitated forearm and shouting "this is my bzzz stick!"

few even realize but, frolic is short for frot and lick

few will ever admit that SFW stands for sexy faggot woman because it doesn't. but a better world is possible!

i hope some day they make a .hog tldn so i can finally have double you double you double you dot hotdog.hog

whoever this 'dan ish' felow is, he isn't very good at making pastries

justin the dick of time

amazing news every buddy venmo has announced they're partnering with taco bell to pay for my bottom surgery!

4:29 blaze ittt just in the nick of time

my tongue is too girthy to fit inside the ramune bottle i cant get the marble out of the way, mods hep!

amazing news every buddy venmo has announced they're partnering with taco bell to pay for my bottom surgery!

whoever this 'dan ish' guy is he doesn't make very good pastries

that's why im not posteing much lately, because

trying to find housing is such a fucking nightmare, especially when you make little enough to qualify for the cheapest rent-stabalized units out there, but you can't actually get into any of them because in addition to making less than 30k/year you also have to make at least 2.5x the rent

they call it a landfill because it's supposed to be full of landlords

gay lynn urso

few will ever admit that SFW stands for sexy faggot woman because it doesn't. but a better world is possible!

this is the future republicans want, apparently

first name: 161 last name: dogs social security number: 420-69-6969 assigned sex at birth: incorrect. actual sex at birth: female (transgender flavoured) current sex: lots of it, oh wait you mean- ok i see... female (transgender flavoured, sometimes kinda fluid with it tho now)

*hits bong again* ow why do i keep doig thar?

just don't be goin around bangin swoopies tho, kay?

swoopin ur swoopy bangs bangs

u ever just be swoopin ur swoopy bangs?

the forest gazes back 🧿🪬

okay, i'll bite...

the sky gays is back 👁️👁️‍🗨️

happy my birthday to you!

few even realize but, frolic is short for frot and lick

during october they are called haunt dongs, its tradition

introducing the fricknic, u go to a park with a really good friend and u lay on a blanket and eat peanits butter jelly sandwiches and fuck

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

oh, you didn't Like my Post. it's fine. you'll get another chance

more like Boo sky hah ha goteem! @jay.bsky.team you have 24 hours to respond.

chill lofi skies u can look at to on blue sky

the sky gays is back 👁️👁️‍🗨️

they say i am washed up, crinkley, not even really all that funnywell? i have news for they. i am nOt those thinges. checksmakes, a theist.

Still just need 15 dollars for meds if anyone could help with mutual aid, as always love you. Cash.app/$illneverbew...

GUESS WHAT I JSUT FINISHED

hey its my birthday this month (yes, the whole month), and im not gonna have food stamps next month n im sleeping on a couch in a house with no heat n it's really cold up here, and if anyone wanted to (and can afford to) send me a few bucks, that'd be swell 👉👈🥺 cashapp: 161dogs venmo: onesixonedogs

are u Gellin'?

having boobs is a real lifehack since then if youre tryna have sex and the other person forgets or doesnt want to bring their own, you can lend them out. its like having extra toothbrushes. classy.

im like that one dude who goes out and arranges the stones and shit and then lets the waves/elements wash over his art and destroy it, except instead of water i use really bad puns to destroy my beautiful artwork piece, and i do it on line 😎

i love being annoying on here it helps me avoid all the Rly annoying people on here

what the fuck is based balls?

i would love to see those s***** geoguesser guys figure out where THIS is, with all the editse and what not, pft

if god didn't want me to be a transsexual lesbian then why did she make the sky and the forest be transsexual lesbians together all over the place like this ? Duh u fuckass idito

bibligally accuate Lo-fi trees