If you see this, post an anime you love.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

An acquaintance had the distinct pleasure of ICE trying and failing to raid the preschool where they teach today. These fuckers were trying to come for a bunch of 4-year-olds.

To the person who put cough drops in my kids' trick-or-treat bags, your mama's a ho.

Today seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Anglican Church in North America (ACNA) is not recognized by the Anglican Communion.

People who get out of the car to let Timmy out or sit there for more than 5 seconds after Timmy is out of the car and safely on the sidewalk should be banned from the school dropoff line.

Sex is great but have you ever vibe cooked something that turns out absolutely perfect? I made lick-the-bowl good butternut squash soup for lunch and I'm gonna feel smug about it for days.

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine -Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day? Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

If you follow me and I find AI slop on your timeline, I WILL block you. Just don't do it.

Good morning to everyone except the nightmare baguette of a house centipede that I had to blind trap after it ran under a desk 😱

Extremely unpopular opinion: I hate cardinals. They have the most annoying high-pitched call that sounds like a smoke detector chirping with a low battery.

You really should do this anyway.

@nora.zone This is probably very silly but I had to tell you how happy I was when your @towerwizard.bsky.social bot came back. It's my cozy comfort account and I always look forward to seeing it.

Tell me you teach Sunday School without telling me you teach Sunday School.

May every single piece of shit whose actions or inactions keep allowing this to happen spend their eternity in hell reliving in vivid detail the final moments of every single person whose blood is on their hands.

Catcher in the Rye. And even summer before 7th grade me thought Holden Caulfield was a little bitch.

The horrors persist, but so will we.

I am a suburban mom in a film. I drink enough wine to be a functioning alcoholic. I just found out that my husband is cheating. I don't know who I am anymore but I'm about to find out.

I decided to gather up the outgrown shoes to sell and ended up with a dozen pairs. Stop. Growing. Children.

The #episcopal Church goes to Pride!

I am officially "spend 45 minutes figuring out what bird I saw in the weird shaped nest" years old. It was a Red-eyed Vireo, in case anyone was wondering.

As with most things, Star Trek addressed this decades ago. We've reached the point of Janeway's (in)famous "Delete the wife." www.npr.org/2025/07/14/n...

Made a friend at the zoo today.

I once made eye contact with Mike Robitaille in a Starbucks. I'm not sure he even counts as a celebrity in most circles...

If you see this, post your fave character in ALL of #StarTrek

The first local asparagus I could get my grubby little paws on! Just barely cooked through and hit with lemon and olive oil and all for me! Thanks @smittenkitchen.bsky.social for enabling my #girldinner

I love how small town fb groups are like, "I saw a guy in a horse mask on a unicycle outside WalMart" and the replies are inevitably like, "Oh that's Bill. He's sweet but don't approach him if he's wearing a hat. If he's wearing a tutu it means he's passing out candy and religious tracts."

Did you hear about the AHL playoff game where only women showed up? None of the men could find it.

I am physically ill over this. I'm grateful to Bishop Rowe for his leadership in refusing to compromise TEC's principles. We had a history of racial injustice to answer to and we're not going there again. But what a loss to so many. www.episcopalchurch.org/publicaffair...

Keep a wide-mouth jar and a postcard (junk mail works great) in a designated spot for spider/insect/centipede removal. The difference between THERE'S A HOUSE CENTIPEDE AND I HAVE NO CONTROL and THERE'S A HOUSE CENTIPEDE GET THE BUG REMOVAL KIT! Is vast.

“Talking with the vice president helped the cardinal better understand the Book of Job,” said a Vatican spokesperson, who added that the Book of Job itself was not discussed.

If you need proof God has a sense of humor, these show up almost exclusively in the bathroom and make for what I'm sure is a hilarious jump-scare. Every. Single. Time.

The men of peace Poem for Good Friday @northeastbylines.co.uk

I finished this gut-punch of a memoir today. You should read it, too.

Happy First Contact Day to all who celebrate. The old Zefram Cochrane quote, "Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. And let history make its own judgments." Seems particularly apt these days.

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

People on here probably think my entire personality is yelling at Chuck Schumer. Little do you know, I also yell at other old white men, and not always on the Internet!

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Snippet from the Rector's sermon this week: "If you think there are only two sexes, male and female, how do you not know God is bigger than that? God gave us control of our bodies to be who we truly are." That's what Christianity looks like in my #episcopal church.

I don't want to brag (yes I do), but my partner brought home pierogi and kielbasa pizza for lunch. 11/10 would recommend both the pizza and the partner.

Doing God's work and slipping my extra copy of @revlizzie.bsky.social book in the Little Free Library in my neighborhood. May the person who needs it find it.

Something I think about a lot is the mom who, while we were watching our kids play soccer, turned to me unprompted and said, "he runs just like a little baby giraffe" with obvious adoration of her uncoordinated but clearly enjoying himself son. I aspire to be that mom.

defy the norm. get even stranger. NO SURRENDER

Anyone need a new shirt? "Episcopal Migration Ministries (EMM) is the refugee resettlement and migration ministry of The Episcopal Church, focused on welcoming our new neighbors, educating communities, and advocating for the rights and protections of all migrants." www.customink.com/fundraising/...

Dafuq NYT?

I am glad that this is a book that exists.

Why am I not surprised that it took a woman to publicly take a stand?