Ready to fight anyone who says they love the rain. 🙄

New level of petty unlocked. If I text you “Happy Birthday” and you just ❤️ or 👍🏼 my text, your birthday is off my calendar. #PettyWhite

52 subs away from my next milestone. Please share my page with any #GreenLantern fans you know, they might enjoy what I'm cooking up at Lanterns Live! www.youtube.com/@LanternsLiv...

I was so grateful to be off work after a very long week. As I’m turning onto my street, the biggest hawk I’ve ever seen is eating the neighborhood squirrel for dinner. Rip.

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@nathanhamill.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎂

Block. Unfriend. Unfollow. I’m no longer putting up with any hate on the internet and in my life. 👋

Norm. 🍻

Thank you @tmbg.bsky.social for a lovely birthday evening! 🎁

10/10 documentary.

Shout out to Stater Bros for blasting Linger by the Cranberries causing me to almost 🤢 on the ATM (that wouldn’t give me my money due to suspected fraud) and then run out of the store like a psychopath. Anyway, happy Taurus season everyone!

Some deaths hurt worse than others. RIP Jeddum Fishum. 💔

Road raged pretty hard at a trash truck this morning, so I would say Wednesday is off to a great start. 🫠

I got 2nd place in this pool. Not too bad for someone who doesn’t know the first thing about March Madness. 🏀🏆🐊

Hello, Police? The guy in front of me at the baseball game just put mayonnaise on his hot dog.

I just cried over english muffins. Follow me for more tips on how to deal with your emotions. ✨

Time for all of us to take a trip to the Farmer’s Market. ✌🏼

Follow my brother the photographer! 📸🎞️

Spring Break 2025 ☀️

I had the most fun! Thanks to everyone for a fun evening! @patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @petetheretailer.bsky.social @hallublin.bsky.social

I’ve been in bed with the flu for so long, I’m expecting Charlie Bucket to come in any minute and share his golden ticket with me.

Team Coco forever. 🍀

Getting LOST is now available to rent or own on iTunes/Apple TV, Amazon Prime, Google play, Fandango at Home (Vudu), Youtube TV, and Worldwide on Vimeo. #LOST Links at GettingLOSTdoc.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Avx...

Overstimulated at the Ponda. Go Ducks, though. ✌🏼

Sunday Funday with Pig-Pen!

Fun day today! 🥳

Happy Birthday to my brother, @ralphapel.com! I’m looking forward to a fun day today! 🥳

Post Nirvana. Immediately cried. 💚 #SNL50

I got through another Valentine’s Day at work. As little baby Jesus as my witness, I’ll never work another February 14th.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

Happy Family Day for @steviapel.bsky.social’s birthday! 🎈

Pitchers and Catchers report in 2 days. 🥹💙⚾️

Well done, Eagles, Kendrick Lamar and the Booking.com commercial. 🥰

@colleen84.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Colleen! 🎂

Born May 17, 1974, I am 18,530 days old today, matching the age of Wilford Brimley on the day 'Cocoon' was released. I have officially reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line. ✨

Jerry Lawson invented the video game cartridge. He's the reason they stopped making pong consoles in the 1970s. If it weren't for him, the Atari 2600 and many others would literally NEVER exist at all.

Always fun to watch! 🪜

Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.

An app that sends notifications telling you to drop your shoulders and unclench your jaw every hour for the next four years.💡

I started 2025 with a trip to Disney World. It might be my yearly tradition to start the year off on vacation.✌🏼

@marcvibbert.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Marc! 🎂

Winter time on Main Street USA. 🚂

Available for preorder. Black and white photos from my hometown. 📷

TikTok is gone. I deleted Facebook and Threads. Moved IG and Twitter elsewhere on my phone so I can’t easily access them. The sun sets at 5pm and it’s cold outside.