I should get into shape, so people don’t think I’m an out of uniform member of ICE

I’ve been saying this for years, but nobody listens to me. Everyone go listen to Alex say it. He’s talks better than I do.

Hey, post a moment you love from Kathleen Kennedy’s stewardship of LucasFilm.

Please don't sleep on my show! I could use all of the subscribers and engagement that I can possibly get. I really want to be a part of the Lanterns press junket, which is a long shot at this point! lanternslive.com

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy

The best thing to come out of Gus Van Sant’s Psycho remake was this recording of Herrmann’s score.

I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason And then I realized: It's an Egg McGuffin.

fucking this! 👇

None of this matters today because everyone is looking at their phones trying to figure out lightning lane, mobile ordering, genie plus, line wait times while their kids watch Bluey on their iPads. youtu.be/-So9bpVyb8M?...

I try not to crap on the stupid shit that people are into.

This youtu.be/uQpHzWkoHzA?... Sounds like this youtu.be/x0JjCwyk-ds?...

Predator Badlands, which I saw in a movie theater, is a movie that I have been afraid to discuss publicly because I didn't think it was as great as everyone else was saying.

i really like amy poehler's big old glasses

Currently pinned on my Apple Music

If you’re going to this, say hi to me. If you’re watching it online… um… still say hi

In-N-Out got our order so wrong that it made me sad.

Usually it’s director John Glen. What the heck?

Stevi got me Hades II for Christmas. I haven’t played Hades, and it took a bit to figure out what was going on, but I like that there’s no tutorial. Everything is set up very deliberately and I feel rewarded for accepting everything and going with the flow as opposed to having my hand being held. 👍

Doordasher on their phone approaching my door

Sylux fucking sucked ass! Felt like it was cheating the whole final battle. By the way, it’s nuts that this opening cutscene from the trailer is the only time you see Metroids in the game. Metroid Prime 4: Beyond completed! Difficulty: Normal Items: 100% Scans: 93% Time Played: 22:50

My new year resolution is to get all my friends to finally subscribe to my god damn green lantern YouTube channel

It’s about time!!

the more i see clips of the new stranger things, the more i realize that i made a good choice to not continue after season 1

Imagine feeling the need to put a Bible verse in your bio. I feel like putting a Wikipedia entry is much cooler

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. VODKA BOOBS ASS

Unless there is some magical event where all the assholes of the world disappear, 2026 isn’t going to be any different than 2025.

How I’m walking out of 2025

Good to know he’s still out there

Do you even know what automatic means?

I opened up my window to listen to the rain. I put on some Les Baxter and am editing photos. Pretty good fucking morning, if I do say so myself.

I saw a commercial for a thing called Mercy. I THINK it’s supposed to be a movie, but I’m not entirely sure

Christmas Eve in Anaheim

Show me how your 2025 went

I remember talking to @hectorisfunny.bsky.social at the Getting LOST after party and thought he was blowing smoke up my ass. Then I read his Letterbox review. Hector does not give out 5 stars to just any movie. It's an immense honor! boxd.it/7pGfJF

I do not care for the Omega Griever at all.

Imagine going to an Avatar movie just to see that trailer. Are people really going to see the next three teasers?

GOING LIVE NOW!!! Please come join me www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Q2...

At some point, every single person on the planet stops believing in Santa, but God is good to go?

Air Bud: Sweater Puppies

@patcasey.bsky.social Hey, just want to thank you for making the Sonic movies so fun. I think about Gerald’s demise a lot, and it makes me smile every time

I hope it's not too much to ask for folks to stop and just say hi! Please subscribe and set your reminders and lanternslive.com! Thanks!

I was today years old when I realized that I was 17838 days old.

I’ve never been one of those guys who says “SNL sucks now”, but…

In 2021 I told my family that I was producing a documentary about LOST. My family was excited, supportive and had nice things to say. My mom didn’t. As soon as the Indiegogo started making money, my mom got excited, proud and supportive. After the premiere she never said a word to me about it.

I’ve got my 2026 New Years Resolution. No more doing things for people unless I get paid.