I see all the half naked ladies want me to follow them back. Sorry, I'm taken.

Hibsed it.

Might as well cheer on the sheep.

I hope I'm wrong, but good luck getting anything out of the sociopath with the most shares on Monday.

Rodgers can get this team playing better than this. But he's given up and is hiding behind the anger towards the board. He should just go, and maybe the Maloney/Brown dream team can secure us second place.

Celtic in Europe. Some laugh, eh?

Top class from Celtic. As you'd expect.

Keeper ffs.

I'll be doing the Byres Road Market again this Saturday (4th October). It's at Hillhead Library between 11am and 4pm. As well as the usual books, prints and cards, I'll be selling copies of my 2026 calendars. #glasgow #glasgowphotography #architecture #byresroadmarket #photography #calendars

We have a winner.

Once again, I thank my lucky stars that I don't pay for Celtic TV.

I fucking hate golf but mon Europe, intae these screeching arseholes.

One of the most beautiful pieces of music I've ever heard. youtube.com/watch?v=cREo...

Dear parcelforce person= Hill Drive and Brownmuir Avenue do look very similar on paper I admit, but try a bit fucking harder next time, eh?

My illustrations for The Woman in Black are now available as signed giclee prints. You can view them on my website nicktankard.co.uk I’ll also be making the original illustrations available here on Bluesky, watch this space…The illustrations are in the hardback edition published by Vintage Classics.

Brodick Castle.

My view for the next two days. The most beautiful place on earth. The Isle of Arran.

Brand new episode out today! And it’s not by us!! Enjoy this excellent episode of Weirdies, kindly donated to us by Paul Moody.

I used one of these to buy A Night at the Opera for £3.99* from Stereo One in Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland in 1985. *EMI Price Attack label...

Nuno Holy Spirit would be good for Celtic.

If you haven't already done it get it done !! docs.google.com/forms/d/1Sop...

‘How Soon Is Now?’ - a time travel tale for the heart AND the head. Second chances aren’t always a gift… Out now in print, on Kindle and from Audible - free with Kindle Unlimited! #BookSky www.amazon.co.uk/How-Soon-Now...

Iron Maiden to all of you! It’s a big day today. Firstly, we have a brand new episode out today and it is EPIC! There’s SO MANY new features, plus we maturely discuss a dog shit film! Get listening right now!

A lovely wee package arrived for me from the boys at @bangpodcast.bsky.social !! If you haven't already, get them in your ears. Cheers!

Happy birthday, Fred.

Shout outs to @indashadoz.bsky.social @ingenious76.bsky.social @allthatchas.bsky.social @ianwinick.bsky.social @topleighton.bsky.social And if you're fans of Japanese metal act #Loudness, #WilliamOnyeabor #LosPrisioneros #DogDetachment and #Kino, there's much to discuss....

Time for Brenda's rolodex to get used

One week left to get your submissions in for the next ‘zine general-witchfinders.teemill.com/blog/call-fo...

Great pic. Great strip!

That should be the moment Calmac puts his hands up and retires

Horseshoe of death.

Always a worry when Scales is our best player

We are seeing Maeda jogging where he used to sprint. Says it all.

Elite manager my fucking arse.

Second half plan: the same.

If we lose today, it's not because of the referee. Hun refs been a given since the days of Jock Stein.

Every one of them shitebags. This is on the manager. He can't hide behind the emnity for the board forever.

Didn't want him back in the first place but Rodgers and his ego can leave any time they want.

Calmac can retire anytime now.

CCV thinking he's Roy Aitken. You aren't.

Is Brenda trying to make another point to the board? I'd rather he just did his very well paid job.

It's possible that Engels isn't very good.

They are better than us. For all our laughing at them, we can't beat them.

Scales...ach, what's the point?

We have nothing. Nothing.

Do you think the Brickie and Rusell Martin swap hair care tips?

I think we won't win today.