So exactly how old is Rod supposed to be? Because that man looks like he might be well into his 50’s?? #SouthernCharm

So is Rodrigo HUMPING Salley?? 😳 #SouthernCharm

I knew it was Ellie as soon as I heard her voice on the phone! #BelowDeckDownUnder This is gonna be good…

Hey friends, reaching out for advice. For the 1st time ever, I’m finally talking to my doc tomorrow about going on an antidepressant. I’ve had some anxiety/depression for years, but the past 2 months have been crushing. I’m in a hole I can’t crawl out of… (🧵 1 of 2)

I’m tired of crying, y’all.

These #RHOSLC women are not cute, not funny, not quirky, not iconic on this yacht trip. They are horrible, entitled, drunken nightmare guests. #BelowDeckDownUnder #BelowDeck

#RHOBH Rachel Zoe might not be enough to save this franchise… but she’s our best chance. Love her!

#RHOBH has some interesting dynamics going on this season, but there’s too much dragging it down overall. Things I don’t give a FUCK about: Kyle’s wedding planning with her daughter or her relationship with Mauricio. Boz’ fertility journey. It’s just scenes to skip through.

#RHOSLC Shut up, Heather! 🙄

#RHOBH Sutton is a demon. It’s clear why she can’t keep friends. She has zero redeeming qualities.

#RHOBH Someone needs to tell Boz that the Bravo fandom is tired of the fertility journey storyline. Like good for you babe, but I’m fast forwarding this.

#SouthernCharm Salley is a horrible person. Craig is a horrible person. Austen is a horrible person. They all deserve each other.

Him: you better not be the cvnty 2026 winter olympics logo in a strapless gathered plissé-taffeta gown by marmar hamlin at the end of the couch when I get home Me:

I used to love Sutton. Like, LOVE love. Now I just love to hate her. #RHOBH

#RHOSLC Ben Affleck said

Where are these “fans”? Are they in the room with us?

#RHOSLC Heather Gay is so busted about this Capt Jason business. She’s currently trying to gaslight us that we assumed too much about things she said, when she explicitly said and strongly implied numerous times that they HAD SEX. She’s just mad he didn’t back up her lie. #RHOSLCreunion

I miss the days of #BelowDeck and #BelowDeckMed reunions. Even just the little video reunions in Andy’s clubhouse. Seems like it’s been a few seasons since they had one.

#RHOSLC #TheCultoftheRealHousewife What I’m NOT gonna do, is I’m NOT gonna take seriously any “documentary” featuring this clown.

To those I may have wronged in the year 2025… Correct yourself and maybe we won’t have to go through this again next year. #HappyNewYear

Somebody rubbed my nipple without consent at da club tonight, so I kinda feel like I still got it in 2026 🙌

#RHOBH Exactly 40% of this episode was spent on this ridiculous speed dating event. Beverly Hills ladies ALWAYS searching for a way to fill up air time and ALWAYS flopping.

Cooked a huge Christmas dinner this evening for 14 people. Like 10 of them won’t leave. Help. I’m literally hiding in my bedroom with the lights off, headphones on, listening to peaceful sounds of like a babbling brook. I said good night. They are still in there shitfaced having a nerf gun battle.

And the funny thing is, nobody on this whole thread knows the proper way to eat a hot dog.

#RHOSLC Truer words have never been spoken.

#RHOP Mia whacked Wendy’s momma! 😭💀 “That’s not yo momma is it?” Was the funniest line in season 9!!

Not TOODLEDOO!! 🤣💀❤️ #RHOP

#RHOP Anyone who has worked in sales immediately recognizes Greg as that person looking at expensive items with absolutely no intention of purchasing anything 😆

#RHOSLC Nightmare Paralysis Demon

What happened to they chins?!? 😭😭 #RHOSLC

Hamptons, Sedona, Italy …. Bravo pours so much money into #RHOBH to try to make them as interesting as #RHOSLC in an RV park with Costco hotdogs.

A thread on what the deal is with these two dummies: #PumpRules

OH HALLE IS ONE OF US!! 🤩 #RHOP #StaceyRusch

Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm

Me every time I see Keiarna’s brother. #RHOP

#RHOP Absolutely me and my crew if one of these shows was filming in my town:

With all this Paige slander on #SouthernCharm it seems like a good time to repost this. #TeamPaige forever 🙌

#SouthernCharm Craig: “I’m 37. Did I age out of like…” The only thing these old men have aged out of is dating 20-year old fame hoes but they don’t wanna see that.

#RHOSLC The high body count hair at this luncheon is sending me! 🤣

#RHOC is the most boring, fake, and annoying of any Housewives show broadcast in BravoTV, with the most vile, unlikable, vapid cast on the entire network. I don’t understand how it gets the ratings it does. With the exception of Heather (and maybe Katie) they’re all miserable, unwatchable hags.

Good night, friends! Thanks for helping me wind down with some nice little convos. Love y’all 🦋 friends so much! ❤️

Now seems like a good time to repost. Still holds very true! #RHOP

All Leanne needed was Stacey Rusch & we would all have one of these in our closets

Good morning, y’all! Broke out of a 3-day funk this morning by walking outside and reminding myself how much I love autumn and how fortunate I am to live in this beautiful little piece of Appalachia 🌄 #autumn #NorthCarolina #EastCoastKin #BlueSkyArtShow

“Talk about falling into fall… look at the squash!” 😭 #RHOP #StaceyRusch

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

I can’t believe they gave that creepy Bravo Derm guy a moment of screen time for his unhinged tweets. #RHOSLC

Captain Sandy gave Joe’s eyebrows a firm “no” on #WWHL and I could tell in that moment he was devastated. 🤣🤣🤣 #BelowDeckMed

Whoo! Captain Sandy just said on #WWHL that she did NOT care to see Lisa Barlow at Bravocon! 👀 #BelowDeckMed #RHOSLC

Eww Joe Bradley gave me the biggest ick tonight on #WWHL. Like my skin is crawling. I fear he is gross. #BelowDeckMediterranean #BelowDeckMed