The Beverly Hills ladies have the best stuff and clothing, but otherwise this is boring. And aren’t we over rich people porn in almost 2026 when we’re about to have a trillionaire while many people can’t afford food? We need more than this. #RHOBH

Demi and Bret both say the nastiest meanest insult they can think of immediately when triggered, and they never genuinely apologize when tensions come down. It’s a crazy cycle. #SLOMW

I’d love an academic study on the manipulation of therapy speak in reality television. Demi sobbing while alluding to repressed memory and hugging her inner child while again centering herself as a victim DURING MIKAYLA’S STORY. #SLOMW #SLOMWReunion

Explain this to the founding fathers. #RHOSLC

Dr Eugene is a top 3 man on Bravo 🥰🥰 I love the Harrises #Married2Med

Wondering if the manosphere contributed to Paige and Craig’s breakup? #SummerHouse #SouthernCharm

This editing of Wendy’s house remodel and family spending is brutalllllll #RHOP

Why wasn’t #RHOP on peacock this morning?? 😭

Why are we pretending ex winter house cast member Luke could even potentially buy a $16.5 million house? #SellingtheOC

South Park working on Wednesday’s episode in which Trump cheats on Satan with Mamdani.

They cannot make me care about Tyler and Alex Hall. I do not understand all this around what we now know was the side piece to his side piece. #SellingtheOC

Bravo beeped the word, but Peacock spelled it out in the captioning. Can you not say pedophilia? Are we trying to deny its existence? #RHOC

Selling the OC is so boring and manufactured.

The Morning Show intro is one of my least favorite of all time. I hate those shapes.

Quick—someone start a church & ask Lisa Barlow to donate Vida tequila. #RHOSLC

Anyone else curious what the succession plan is for the church after Mary? Does that person also have to marry Robert Sr? #RHOSLC

I believe Madison that Sai is super mean because I saw S1 of the reboot, which was her in her most natural form, and she was nasty. #BravoTV #Bravocon #RHONY #SouthernCharm

Is Secret Lives of Mormon Wives just a ten episode ad for Sofitel and whatever other brands have appeared 3x each this season?

It’s hysterical to me when and how these women decide to be judgmental. Pretending to support queer people in the midst of being full blown MAGA. #SLOMW

In talking about their struggles with intimacy, do they want to address how 21 year old Jace impregnated 16 year old Mikayla? #SLOMW

Jessi saying she can’t promise her husband she’ll stop talking to her affair partner (who is also Marciano 🤢) is fascinating for a show with a brand based in religious superiority. #SLOMW

I love how often we see extension tracks on film in this show. Blows the housewives away! #SLOMW

Zac Affleck sincerely describing Marciano as “the chubby Italian guy” 😂 #SLOMW

We need a non cast member passenger on the flight from Barbados with the Housewives who can tell us EXACTLY what went down. #RHOSLC

This conversation about communicating in marriage regarding what monogamy looks like between Whitney and Bronwyn is so real. I’m their age, and so many of my friends are going through this in their partnerships. #RHOSLC

So many Disney characters on this show! #RHOSLC

Meredith and Lisa calling Brittani dumb while being wrong about the plot of the Wizard of Oz is why I watch this show. #RHOSLC

This Angel person does not have the stomach, backbone, or mind to be a housewife. #RHOP

Emma’s spray tan at the reunion is crazy #SellingSunset

Mandy Moore confirming the upper bleph on instagram

Sandra is committed to only wearing green. #SellingSunset

This Lisa/Heather yacht fight is QUALITY. Heather is deconstructing Lisa. Show S1 Heather this scene, and blow her mind. #RHOSLC

This yacht dinner reminds me of the dinner in the Sur garden from a RHOBH and PumpRules crossover when Brandi was screaming at everyone. #RHOSLC

Britani will never learn that Bronwyn hates her and will air out anything she says. #RHOSLC

Someone give Angie a Dramamine!!! #RHOSLC

Chrishelle? Is that you? #RHOC

I think I’m selling my Bravocon wristbands. Does anyone want them? You can have them for face value.

Me at Thanksgiving dinner in my own house

Everyone just shut the fuck up and listen.

Every clip I see from a 2025 New York City Mayoral debate is funnier than the last.

Heather Gay is her own damn person this season, and I like it. You all might jump on me, but Heather is having a great season this far. So is Whitney who I normally don’t enjoy, even tho I haven’t seen her yet this episode. #RHOSLC

Grumpy Todd ate Bronwyn’s cherry 🍒 😭 #RHOSLC

Joe is having a Carrie Bradshaw moment when she makes Miranda rip her out of her dress. #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind9

What does Annie mean she has a whole life she molded around Nick, a man she met 3 weeks ago? #LoveisBlind #LoveisBlind9

Mary can’t handle loud emotions, and Angie is an explosive person. Mary should’ve given Angie some room here. She was coming down from fighting with Lisa for hours straight. #RHOSLC

Angie is a formidable opponent for Lisa Barlow, but she needs to stop throwing stuff. #RHOSLc

I love when the Salt Lake ladies have a whole episode filmed at one event. Angie and Lisa in the gutter for hours juxtaposed with the tarot reader cracking these women wide open one by one. Magnificent. Cinema. Art. #RHOSLC

Do I want to sell my bravocon tickets?

New housewives criminal charges just dropped. Dr. Wendy and Happy Eddie accused of fraud?? I would say it’s unexpected, but their money didn’t make any sense in that premiere. #RHOP