it's very brat to cry to mitski on the train home in your work uniform

snug as a bug in a rug supremacy

does anyone wanna come round and lie on the floor w me and cry for a couple of hours

all men do is watch youtube and lie

alexa play anxiety by Doechii

what a day

you can take the girl out of the nervous wee bit you can't take the nervous wee out of the girl

the late night road trip and ice lolly combination is supreme

im being haunted by a jar of cat food

wearing yesterday's makeup is not bad skincare it's actually recycling

sleepy is happy tired is sad no further questions

teaching myself german through brainrot shitposts

ate a meal so good earlier that i was genuinely jealous of myself

sneezed in a restaurant today and the waiter took me out back and shot me in the head

thinking about deleting all social media so i can spend more time on rightmove

my besties went to a build a bear two years ago and helped me understand love

someone should invent solvent abuse that's good for you

taking a sandwich bag of loose milk through airport security for the vibes

wikihow not to catch feelings after one message and blow everything out of proportion, overwhelm myself and then spend six months ignoring everything again

is doing a deep treatment face mask a good substitute for unconditional love? asking for a friend xox

need to get drunk and eat fennel straight from a bush again

i wish it was possible to be even more horizontal than lying down

is drinking dr pepper a good substitute for visiting a real medical practitioner asking for a friend xox

i'm so nosy i will literally research terminology to understand what random bitches on the street are talking about

my decision making process feels like what would happen if someone threw a centipede with all left feet at a laptop that's currently on fire and asked it to play the sims

when chopping an onion goes so badly you're no longer crying because the onions making you but simply because you're a grown woman who's apparently incapable of chopping a vegetable

sorry for being really weird and annoying all the time. i just really wanted to be

sorry this is my emotional support album i'm going to listen to on repeat every waking moment for the next month until i hate it

if i die do the tiny little bugs who's home is my eyelashes die too or do they just move house

i love having massive jugs

imma need someone to fall deeply in love with me but like platonically pls

nothing more embarrassing than when you're drinking tea and make a slurp sound 😭 now everyone in the room knows im thirsty

heavily fighting the urge to block all my friends and go back to bed today but we move

doing one scary day every month this year to cure my anxiety and January's is tomorrow 🙃 send help pls im scared

✨️✨️✨️ happy EUSEXUA day to all who are celebrating ✨️✨️✨️

imagine being in a healthy relationship when you could be at home gnawing on a phone charger like a rat

a codiene infused cigarette would fix me

i want a tamagotchi so bad

brb i'm trauma dumping to the tesco self service machine

i bumped into a mannequin at target and said "oh sorry girl" and a lady standing near me scoffed. first of all it's called manners

every girl should be able to experience the ride music video for the first time at least ten times in her life

they should let one person in their twenties (me) move into the retirement village. i would be so good at it

im so petty but my saving grace is that my memorys bad enough that im physically incapable of holding a grudge

playing would you still love me if I was a worm but it's just me asking @biscuitbukkake.bsky.social if they would visit me in different institutional facilities following me commiting various kinds of criminal acts

just by the way, trans women will 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 be included when i’m referring to women or the girls

none of my friends are allowed to be sad. stop coming for my gig

just buttered a slice of bread so badly that looking at it genuinely felt like staring into the face of depression

becoming a black coffee girlie from a latte girlie feels like a more integral identity shift than realising I'm a dyke ever did

was just bamboozled my an AI video of purple cows and honestly i refuse to apologise for that i may be gullible but i also know joy and wonder so what about it

in my late twenties trying to unpick a lifetime of bad habits because it's taken me twenty seven years to imagine a future im not dead in lol